dsl du double post mais je crois avoir trouvé ce qui pourrait nous faire avancer.. sur le lien que je vous ai donné, il y a l´interview complete à propos du program epsilon sur la radio WCTR.
elle est en anglais mais ass facil a comprendre. la voici si vous avez le courrage de tout lire.. moi jnai pas encore fini lol.:
Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America
with Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America on WCTR with me, Lazlow. So, the
media. You may hate us, but, I gotta tell ya´, we hate ourselves more.
And stop accusing us of being liberal! What a load of crap! This
station is owned by AmmuNation! I mean, have you ever heard anyone
complain about guns on this station? Hosts are getting shot by them
all the time, but it just gets glossed over. But it also means I now
have a job. If you´re afraid of your mortality, and never want to die,
here´s the solution. It´s a man who´s got all of America talking with
his unique approach to spiritual matters. He´s helped thousands, or
so the press pack tells me. Chris Formage, founder of the Epsilon
Program is here, hello Chris!"
Chris: "Kifflom, brother brother."
Lazlow: "Heh heh, what does that mean, man? So, Epsilonism? Is it a load of
crap, or is it the future?"
Chris: "Well, what do you think Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "I don´t know. Well, I mean, I grow my own religion, which is why I
don´t know, ´cause I´m kinda spaced out. I mean, you guys run around
chanting ´lip balm.´
Chris: "It´s ´Kifflom.´"
Lazlow: "Well, whatever. Both sound addictive to me. You know, only popular
people are addicted to either. Lets go to the phone."
Caller: "Hey, Chris, Epsilon sounds awesome! But if you read the fossil record,
hunter-gatherer dudes had it made. I mean who wouldn´t want to drag
their women around by their hair? They smoked anything they could
find! That´s like so freaking cool! Then all the men would like
disappear for days at a time, and you´d only hear beasts shrieking
in the distance."
Lazlow: "You know, I went to a museum once. That guy´s got a point."
Chris: "Points are irrelevant, Lazlow. Let me ask you something. Do you want to
be happy, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "What kind of question is that? Yes, obviously."
Chris: "Then why do you mock the happiness of others?"
Lazlow: "Well, I mean, this is Vinewood, we´re all supposed to be like
psychotic, and dog-eat-dog, and, y´know, bang your best friend´s wife.
I mean, I´m with that last guy. We all have a primitive side there,
Chris. I mean, you should have heard the music I used to like in the
eighties, it was real-it was hysterical..."
Chris: "What´s hysterical about being descended from a sponge, and not knowing
it?"
Lazlow: "Huh?"
Chris: "What´s funny about being told that the world is millions of years old
when in fact it´s only a hundred and fifty-seven years old-fact!-and
its age does not change?"
Lazlow: "There´s nothing funny about that. It´s just...weird. You know, that
voice of yours man, holy shit! I could believe anything you say!"
Chris: "My time has come Lazlow, and so has yours, if! If you let it."
Lazlow: "Um, well, you know what, that sounds good to me... Hey, wait! Are you
gonna try to sign me up for the military? That happened once before.
I mean, I´m into killing people, and I can say, ´I´ll cry when I´m
done killing!´ and then there´s hope-"
Chris: "Listen my friend, you can mock, but I know the truth about you. I can
see past your jokes and into that scared little boy beneath. You, you
my friend, like a lot of other people, are being lied to."
Lazlow: "I totally agree with you, finally. Inversion therapy! I owe my Mom a
huge apology, ugh!"
Chris: "Listen, pick a new set of lies! Mine are better. Let me ask you
something. When did you last get laid, Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "Heh... Speaking of lies... Wait, look, I´m not an egg."
Chris: "I got laid this morning. By twins."
Lazlow: "Whoa..."
Chris: "They each laid an egg, and I formed out of them."
Lazlow: "What are you talking about? Great, a horny cult leader with a
breakfast fixation. I love it! You know, I´m thinking of a cult
centered around grits. Oh wait, sorry, there already is one, and it´s
called, ´The South...´"
Chris: "For the last time, this is not a cult, Lazlow. It´s a fellowship of
like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit
badges. Every single thing we do is voluntary, including the swinging,
and making things up."
Lazlow: "Why is this whole town obsessed with swinging? *sigh* Let´s go to the
phones."
Caller: "Hey, Lazlow, love the show man. Hey, I really love to make out with
hot chicks in church."
Chris: "Perfect. Join us. We´ve put a price on salvation, and it´s a price
worth paying, believe me. Look, if you crave sexual conquest, family
betrayal, class warfare, and really feeling like you are a part of
something, then just do it. Just do it, it´s so easy! Join the Epsilon
group."
Lazlow: "Uh...Chris, stop trying to recruit people. I mean, you even say you
just make this stuff up."
Darius: "Hi, L-Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
Darius: "Look, look, it was an unfortunate incident that happened to your
mother, but I was quite clear: grandmother, not mother! It´s your
fault it doesn´t work."
Lazlow: "I nearly went to prison, man! What you told me to do was illegal! In
most states..."
Darius: "Whatever. Look, Chris Formage is a liar and a cheat. He made it up! It
doesn´t help anyone, apart from him! The fact is, people need to face
their fears! Remember, I always say that. Face your fears, don´t run
away!"
Chris: "Darius Fontaine can kiss my ass."
Darius: "Oh, you´d like that-would-would you like that?"
Chris: "I don´t think so. And I´ll tell you why. Because you are the devil.
People aren´t really afraid, you know. Yet you make them kill their
families-"
Darius: "Fears have to be faced! That´s what I always say! Just ask Lazlow!"
Lazlow: "Hey, don´t bring me into this ruckus, Darius, this is between you two
whackos, I mean.. And you stay away from me, Darius, I´ve got a
restraining order, dude."
Chris: "Lazlow. The only way that you can really communicate with your
ancestors is to pay someone like me. Try something. Touch my cane."
Lazlow: "This whole town, man...I think you´ve seen too many movies, dude."
Chris: "You can be happy! Listen! Join us! Be famous! Find your true self. Have
a breast, nose surgery, whatever you want! Lie with nine new partners
a week. It explains everything. If there are no women, make them. From
sand, from garbage, out of thin air! The rich cry too, Lazlow."
Lazlow: "Well, that´s an interesting theory, that seems like it was formerly
with pharmaceuticals...but, you know, I would like to find about being
rich crying, because right now, I´m poor, and crying. But, this is the
west coast-I´m all into lesbians, man."
Chris: "It´s destiny. Vinewood only lets you down. In the Epsilon program,
there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don´t
abandon you."
Lazlow: "Uh, well, we´re gonna have to abandon this show. Great, my first show
and the dude nearly kills me, and now I´m being harassed by a former
sociology professor and a alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist.
Please. I gotta get back to the east coast. This has been Entertaining
America with Lazlow, on WCTR."
Announcer: "Culturally, this country is flat-lining. Now you know why."