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I’M back tiré de,
" The marshall mathers lp"
That´s why they call me Slim Shady ( I´m Back)
I´m Back ( I´m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I´m Back
Bis
[Eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain´t gonna help
What good´s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I´m waitin for hell like hell shit I´m anxious as hell
Manson, you´re safe in that cell, be thankful it´s jail
I used to be my mommy´s little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
´til I cut a kitten´s head off and stuck it in this kid´s mailbox
{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I´m stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It´s just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick ( yes)
Grew up quick ( no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, " Hi"
Became a commodity because I´m W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can´t wait ´til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn´t workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it´s upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
Chorus
[Eminem]
I take each individual degenerate´s head and reach into it
just to see if he´s influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he´s an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn´t play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch " Back is the incredible!"*}
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
It´s Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It´s a, sick world we live in these days
" Slim for Pete´s sakes put down Christopher Reeve´s legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
" Slim it´s a touchy subject, try and just don´t mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I´m blind from smokin ´em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in ´em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And that´s where I get my name from, that´s why they call me
Chorus
[Eminem]
I take seven [kids] from [Columbine], stand ´em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that´s a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause ( I´mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N´Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y´all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It´s why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring ( AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it´d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I´m sorry Puff, but I don´t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain´t mine, what´s my name?
Chorus
[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess who´s b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who´s back ( Hi mom!)
{*scratch*} Guess who´s back
{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who´s back
D-12 {*scratch*} Guess who´s back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who´s back
Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who´s back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
Slim Shady, 2001
I´m blew out from this blunt ( *sighs*) fuck
Hi! My name is.. ( what?) My name is.. ( who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. ( huh?) My name is.. ( what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? ( Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? ( Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? ( Yeah yeah!)
Try ´cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? ( Huh?)
My brain´s dead weight, I´m tryin to get my head straight
but I can´t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate ( Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, " Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! " So why´s your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I´ve felt like I´m someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee´s tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C´mere slut! ( Shady, wait a minute, that´s my girl dog!)
I don´t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I´ll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers ( Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: " LET´S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do ( Damn!)
I told her I´d grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her ( Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans ( Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
( Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: ´Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!´
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! ( Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don´t just stand there, OPERATE!
I´m not ready to leave, it´s too scary to die ( Fuck that!)
I´ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
( Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? ( Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain´t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
( Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk ( hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I´ll fuck anything that walks ( C´mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? ( WAH!)
YOU AIN´T GOT NO TITS! ( WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head ( BANG!)
I´m steamin mad ( Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? ( Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
Chorus
