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***rap us***

Omegalpha313
Omegalpha313
Niveau 9
23 mars 2005 à 15:18:37

on jou aux paroles de chansons :question:
:-d d´accord

I’M back tiré de,
" The marshall mathers lp"

That´s why they call me Slim Shady ( I´m Back)
I´m Back ( I´m Back) [SLIM SHADY!] I´m Back
Bis

[Eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain´t gonna help
What good´s it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I´m waitin for hell like hell shit I´m anxious as hell
Manson, you´re safe in that cell, be thankful it´s jail
I used to be my mommy´s little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
´til I cut a kitten´s head off and stuck it in this kid´s mailbox
{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fuck, now I could give a fuck less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I´m stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It´s just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick ( yes)
Grew up quick ( no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, " Hi"
Became a commodity because I´m W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can´t wait ´til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn´t workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it´s upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

Chorus

[Eminem]
I take each individual degenerate´s head and reach into it
just to see if he´s influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this shit he´s an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
{*vocal scratches*} My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn´t play me
The sensational {*vocal scratch " Back is the incredible!"*}
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
It´s Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It´s a, sick world we live in these days
" Slim for Pete´s sakes put down Christopher Reeve´s legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
" Slim it´s a touchy subject, try and just don´t mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I´m blind from smokin ´em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in ´em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented {*inhales, exhales*}
And that´s where I get my name from, that´s why they call me

Chorus

[Eminem]
I take seven [kids] from [Columbine], stand ´em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that´s a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause ( I´mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N´Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y´all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It´s why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring ( AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it´d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I´m sorry Puff, but I don´t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain´t mine, what´s my name?

Chorus

[Eminem {*vocal scratching*}]
Guess who´s b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who´s back ( Hi mom!)
{*scratch*} Guess who´s back
{*scratch*} Gue {*scratch*} guess who´s back
D-12 {*scratch*} Guess who´s back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who´s back
Dr. Dre {*scratch*} Guess who´s back
Back back {*scratch*} back
{*scratch*}
Slim Shady, 2001
I´m blew out from this blunt ( *sighs*) fuck

Hi! My name is.. ( what?) My name is.. ( who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. ( huh?) My name is.. ( what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? ( Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? ( Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? ( Yeah yeah!)
Try ´cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? ( Huh?)
My brain´s dead weight, I´m tryin to get my head straight
but I can´t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate ( Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, " Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! " So why´s your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I´ve felt like I´m someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee´s tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C´mere slut! ( Shady, wait a minute, that´s my girl dog!)
I don´t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I´ll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of papers ( Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: " LET´S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do ( Damn!)
I told her I´d grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her ( Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans ( Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
( Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: ´Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!´

Chorus

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! ( Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don´t just stand there, OPERATE!
I´m not ready to leave, it´s too scary to die ( Fuck that!)
I´ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
( Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? ( Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain´t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
( Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk ( hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I´ll fuck anything that walks ( C´mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? ( WAH!)
YOU AIN´T GOT NO TITS! ( WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head ( BANG!)
I´m steamin mad ( Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? ( Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Chorus

:cool:

Emd12
Emd12
Niveau 3
23 mars 2005 à 15:20:15

:ok:

Omegalpha313
Omegalpha313
Niveau 9
23 mars 2005 à 15:25:14

:fier: :fier:
et vous savez qui en est le rappeur au - :doute:
:question:

Emd12
Emd12
Niveau 3
23 mars 2005 à 15:30:33

Candy shop :
50 cent
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

Refrain
50 cent
I take you to the candy shop
I´ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ´head girl, don´t you stop
Keep going ´til you hit the spot ( woah)
Olivia
I´ll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I´ll have you spending all you got
Keep going ´til you hit the spot ( woah)

50 cent
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon´ back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I´ll break it down for you now, baby it´s simple
If you be a nympho, I´ll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it´s whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I´m the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you ´bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I´m a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you broke up a sweat you can play with the stick
I´m tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands ( ha ha)

Refrain

50 cent & Olivia
Girl what we do ( what we do)
And where we do ( and where we do)
The things we do ( things we do)
Are just between me and you ( oh yeah)

50 cent
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain´t never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain´t never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It´s like it´s a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn´t it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking ´bout that ass after I´m gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain´t stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon´ sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone

Refrain ( x2)

Emd12
Emd12
Niveau 3
23 mars 2005 à 15:34:37

omegalpha313 :d) ben oui pourquoi ?

Desperados_06
Desperados_06
Niveau 10
23 mars 2005 à 15:36:55

c est nul le rap vive le disco le funkkkkkk!!village people en force

Omegalpha313
Omegalpha313
Niveau 9
23 mars 2005 à 15:39:22

Without me

( Intro - Obie Trice)
" Obie Trice. Real Name No Gimmicks…"
( Intro 1) 2X
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside..
( Intro 2)
Guess who´s back, back again
Shady´s back, tell a friend
Guess who´s back, guess who´s back,
Guess who´s back. Guess who´s back…
( Verse 1)
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I´m chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I´ll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I´m not cooperating
When I´m rocking the table while he´s operating " Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I´m back, I´m on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband´s heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won´t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, " Fuck you, Debbie ! !"
( Chorus) 2X
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..
( Verse 2)
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
´Til someone comes along on a mission and yells " BITCH"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin´ the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it´s a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I´m back ( batman sound) fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I´m gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I´m interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing " Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here´s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..
( Chorus 2X)
( Verse 3)
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who´s talking this and that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed say blow me
You don´t know me, you´re too old
Let it go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I´ll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I´ve been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems
Everybody only wants to dis-cuss me
So this must mean I´m dis-gusting
But it´s just me I´m just obscene
Though I´m not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
" Hey" there´s a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me..
( Chorus 2X)
( Hum dee dai la la Hum dei dei la la…la la la)
( Hum dee dai la la Hum dei dei la la…la la la)

naughty-girl
naughty-girl
Niveau 6
23 mars 2005 à 15:41:16

eminem : just lose it
( Eminem making sounds)
Ok..
Guess who´s back?
Back again
Shady´s back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time

Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who´s back with a brand new rap?
And I don´t mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa´s got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That´s not a stab at Micheal
That´s just a metaphor, I´m just physco
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP from my bumhole
And it´s cool if you let one go
Nobody´s gonna know, who´d hear it?
Give a little " poot poot", it´s OK! ( *Fart Sound*)
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

Refrain
Now I´m gonna make you dance
It´s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re my world
Alright now lose it
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
( HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
( HA-HA)

It´s Friday and it´s my day
Used to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday´s just a holiday
Crusin´ on the freeway
Feelin´ kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin´ my hair blow
I dunno where I´m goin´
All I know is when I get there
Someone´s gonna " touch my body"

Excuse me miss, I don´t mean to sound like a jerk
But I´m feelin´ just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? ( Yeah)
Now, what´s your name girl?
What´s your sign?
[Dr Dre] " Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! ( HA-HA)
Dear God goes blind!
I´m just tryna unwind now I´m

Refrain
Now I´m gonna make you dance
It´s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re my world
Alright now lose it
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
( HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
( HA-HA)

It´s Tuesday and I´m locked up
I´m in jail and I don´t know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I´m sorry, I don´t remember
All I know is this much
I´m not guilty
They said, " Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin´ at an old lady ´touch my body!´"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it´s 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it´s B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I´m a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don´t have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella´s ( WHAT?!) Fella´s ( WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous ( what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I´m callin´ all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It´s your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin´ it´s the season
Just go ( HA-HA-HA-HA)
It´s so appealin´

Refrain
Now I´m gonna make you dance
It´s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you´re my world
Alright now lose it
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Just lose it
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go crazy
( HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
( HA-HA)
Oh baby, baby
( HA-HA)

UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body

x-82
x-82
Niveau 7
23 mars 2005 à 15:42:33

La $$$*Radio Los Santos*$$$ accepte aussi le Rap US :content:

naughty-girl
naughty-girl
Niveau 6
23 mars 2005 à 15:44:19

:salut: x82

Emd12
Emd12
Niveau 3
23 mars 2005 à 15:47:04

:ok: x-82 je suis déjà allé sur ton topic il n´est pas mal du tout !

SLIPKNOT_A_DONF
SLIPKNOT_A_DONF
Niveau 10
23 mars 2005 à 15:47:49

:nonnon:

Tjay
Tjay
Niveau 7
23 mars 2005 à 15:50:48

yo tupac il est pa mort

Emd12
Emd12
Niveau 3
23 mars 2005 à 15:51:11

slipknot_a_donf :d) ben quoi ?

Omegalpha313
Omegalpha313
Niveau 9
23 mars 2005 à 15:51:21

je sai x-82 mai on peu faire marcher c topic aussi

emd12 jarrive po a give le message...y disent qya des mots interdits :-((:-((

SLIPKNOT_A_DONF
SLIPKNOT_A_DONF
Niveau 10
23 mars 2005 à 15:53:14

non non ça ne va pas je vais vous initier au metal :cool: vous pourrez plus vous en passer enfin...je vous en veut pas si vous aimez le rap :)

Omegalpha313
Omegalpha313
Niveau 9
23 mars 2005 à 15:53:22

jveu dire :-((:-((:-((:-((:-((:-((

Emd12
Emd12
Niveau 3
23 mars 2005 à 15:53:22

a oui ça arrive ça quand ya des mots trop vulgaires :lol:

youngbloodz
youngbloodz
Niveau 4
23 mars 2005 à 15:53:58

le mieu c le crunk made in atlanta

Omegalpha313
Omegalpha313
Niveau 9
23 mars 2005 à 15:55:28

:rouge: pourkoi jarrive pas a mettre ce put***de smileys :-(

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