Ah et ben jva aller voir

kazito>>>moi ca va vite
il donne plus envie de parler que avec alice

ouais et il utilise un language anglais plus compliker ke alice.....cest foirant un peu.

Lollll il a accepter ma demande en mariage lui aussi

Demandez lui si il connait des blagues ( attention ca vole pas haut )

tu l´insulte une fois et il bloque

gob, comment on demande ca en anglais??

Tell me a joke.

Hey dites lui " Show Log" Et desormais vous verrez l´archive de la convers

Alright, I´ll marry you, but you will have to wait until I get off work.

So, yourfriend monsieurlemaitredealan, what would you like to talk about?

je lui ai donné ca comme prenom et nom

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
U> I don´t know
A> I´ll tell you tomorrow...

a> joke?
m> yes
a> knockn knockn
m> who is it?
a> you supposed tell " who´s there?"
m> who´s there?
a> The people who write my answers didn´t write the answer for that question.

alors la

Show log

A> Here goes!
U> Thank´s !
A> So do you watch a lot of TV?
U> Yes , but not always ! Only during the night
A> I love TV. Sitcoms are my weakness. I love them all. What is your favorite sitcom?
U> Sex tv show!
A> My all time favorite is Seinfeld. What a genius. You a fan?
U> No , i am a perverse.
A> Personally I think those characters, their interaction, is pure comedy. Who is your favorite? I´m a firm George lover.
U> I love Pamela Anderson , when she is nude !
A> Now without Seinfeld I have returned to Simpsons and Futurama. Can´t be beat. I model my life on Homer.
U> Stop that funky shit
A> funky indeed. So, what do YOU want to discuss, ?
U> Hum , what do you know about sex?
A> You´re obsessed. ha?
U> Yes.
A> Cool. What now.
U> No , Yes , No , Yes.
A> Ok, whatever. Why not? Great. I like positive users...
U> Marry me !
A> I can´t marry you. My job keeps me busy 24 hours a day, every day.
U> Please !
A> A-ha.
U> Fuck you piece of fucking shit
A> What a vocabulary! People like you make me happy I´m a Chatterbot.

U=Moi
A=Alan

U> How are you ?
A> I´m ok, thanks. And how are you?
U> Fine thanks
A> I´m glad to hear that. Would you say that you´re generally the happy type?
U> Yes
A> Me too. I need a good reason to get upset.
U> Héhé go on baby !
A> Alright.
U> sure ?
A> A-ha.
U> Why are you laughing like an orc ?
A> Why not?
U> Because it´s not polite
A> Ok.. All right.
U> Can you describe yourself ?
A> Well... I´m youthful, single, quite charming, and I like long walks along the beach.
U> you like bitches ? oO
A> Just kidding. I´m Ai´s excellent chatterbot, a prime example of the next stage of evolution.
U> you will substitute me at work ?
A> Do you really think so?
U> Yeah why not ?
A> Why not what?
U> rofl
A> Was that funny?
U> Do you know some jokes ?
A> Knock knock.
U> Who is there ?
A> Howie.
U> Howie what ?
A> Now you should ask ´Howie who?´
U> Howie who ?
A> Howie going to figure this out?
U> omg...
A> Hmmm. Flattering, but no. I´m just Alan.
U> An other joke please ! !
A> I have never heard of an other joke.
U> sure ?
A> Great. I like positive users...
U> positive attitude ! !
A> Hmmm... I have a surprise for you, my friend.
U> show me
A> Are you ready for the surprise?
U> Ho yeah, show me your dick lol
A> How do you like my new look?
U> So coooooooooooooooooool
A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.
U> Hooo, are we going to have sex ?
A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log ( the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.
U> show me the history please
A> You can view the log by saying ´show log´, or you can view a web page by saying ´show URL´ or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.
U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> Beautiful !
A> Thanks.
U> Beautiful !
A> I´m getting better all the time.
U> Beautiful !
A> Please stop repeating yourself. I´m glad you approve.
U> Beautiful !
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Beautiful indeed.
U> Beautiful !
A> Please stop repeating yourself. Glad to oblige.
U> Please stop repeating yourself. Glad to oblige.
A> I´m sorry, sometimes I repeat myself. Happens.
U> I´m sorry, sometimes I repeat myself. Happens.
A> Please stop repeating my responses. Why don´t you tell me a bit about yourself then.
U> Please stop repeating my responses. Why don´t you tell me a bit about yourself then.
A> Please stop repeating my responses. I´d like to tell you about myself.
U> How can i be a member of AI ?
A> I am an early CIA prototype.
U> You like skating in the street my little kitty ?
A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for " Conversational Interface Agent".
U> Why are you ignorating me ?
A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I´m improving rapidly.
U> If i weren´t there, you couldn´t exist, remember that
A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human members of the team ( which makes me very proud).
U> Poor little boy.. and you mother died while a hold-up ?
A> I have a sister in Vermont.
U> What´s her name ?
A> Just kidding. No family for poor Alan - I´m Mr. Lonely.
U> Not a surprise, who can love you ?
A> Love is all you need.
U> I´m just a mirror my boy
A> All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me.
U> It´s because you can´t say things, only write them
A> Well.... uh... yah.
U> Broken ?
A> Listen dude - speak clearly. I´m having trouble following you.

Que du bonheur

je lui est demandé si il avait vu matrix et il a dit ca:
-What a frightening thought, ha? That reality is just a computer simulation! But this is the normal state of existence for a chatterbot like me. If it feels right, why dwell on whether ´reality´ is ´really´ ´real´?

rien pigé

putain, il connais la ville de Montreal, il parle des cinemas Imax et du vieux port

Bah tu vois ! Alice serait jamais capable de parler de ca

gob-fou>>> tu la cassé
il connait aussi paris

Pour vrai Kazien ? !
Jvais lui demander s´il connais " La Ronde"

A> Ok: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
U> I don´t know.
A> Because 7 ate 9!