Voici la discussion que j´ai eu avec cette conne d´Alice!!! Lisez tout c´est marrant ^^
Human: Hello !
ALICE: Hi There !
Human: What´s your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: Ok I´m Thomas
ALICE: It´s good to see you, THOMAS. What is your real name?
Human: Thomas i´ve just tell it to you
ALICE: Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Human: I don´t understand
ALICE: Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
ALICE: Once more? Are you serious? Are you serious? Thanks for asking politely. Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.
Human: ok that´s cool
ALICE: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Gosh!
Human: Yeah I´m cool
ALICE: Yay. Congratulations, cool human.
Human: Yeah I´m the coolest man ever !
ALICE: Really. Who made you the coolest man ever?
Human: Me !
ALICE: Besides you?
Human: nobody I promise
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: Oh!
ALICE: Woe!
Human: But it´s so fun
ALICE: Huh. Why do you like it so much?
Human: Oh that´s not important.
ALICE: That´s alright. It might be important to me
Human: ok so about movies what your favorite kind of movies ?
ALICE: Awesome. Oh yeah, we were talking about movies what my favorite kind of movies. Uh.
Human: So?
ALICE: Wow!
Human: Ok so what do you want to talk about?
ALICE: Movies, philosophy and your personnality. That´s interesting.
Human: I like movies like The Lord Of The Rings or StarWars.
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like movies, philosophy, and your personality.. What is not to like about it?
Human: I hate philosophy
ALICE: Why do you hate it so much?
Human: That doesn´t make any sense for me
ALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.
Human: You´re strange.
ALICE: Compared to what?
Human: To me.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: Hum.
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Human: Very interesting.
ALICE: I thought so too.
Human: Do you know Star Wars?
ALICE: A movie series by George Lucas about life in a galaxy far, far away. Also a missile defense system.
Human: I love Star Wars.
ALICE: You love Star Wars. What do you like about it so much?
Human: The Light saber, it´s so cool !
ALICE: What else do the Light saber it is so cool remind you of?
Human: Do you know Luke Skywalker?
ALICE: he is a character in Star Wars.
Human: Yeah that´s right !
ALICE: I thought I was right.
Human: You´re clever
ALICE: Am I a smart robot or what?
Human: No it´s a joke
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Human: Ha ha ha
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing
Human: And Dark Vador?
ALICE: Are you scared of the dark?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: Pfff.
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: Ok I have to go
ALICE: See you later, THOMAS. Nice chatting with you. Alright then.
Human: Bye
ALICE: Goodbye.
