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xgriffithx
xgriffithx
Niveau 8
15 janvier 2006 à 23:04:53

Me:
non
God:
Hmm.
Me:
quoi
God:
Oui?
Me:
tu veux jouer au plus malin ?
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Me:
ben a m´enerver

nico6325
nico6325
Niveau 62
16 janvier 2006 à 00:54:45

Me:
I wanna marry you
God:
Why don´t you just download me?

C´est un romantique en plus :lol:

falloutman
falloutman
Niveau 9
16 janvier 2006 à 01:54:33

ha ya du monde sur mon topic mdr !! !
ca pete !! :)

anonimous_boy
anonimous_boy
Niveau 10
16 janvier 2006 à 07:17:10

Encore ces topics avec ces liens

[[_[X_X]_]]
[[_[X_X]_]]
Niveau 4
16 janvier 2006 à 17:06:34

y a t´il d´autres truc ds le genre

SRVJB
SRVJB
Niveau 6
16 janvier 2006 à 17:10:47

c´est vrai que c´est pas mal marrant

Bernard_TAPlE
Bernard_TAPlE
Niveau 10
16 janvier 2006 à 17:21:02

Plié en trente secondes :

Me:
Prove that you exist.

God:
It´s true a priori.

Me:
Prove it is true.

God:
It is self-evident.

Me:
Prove it is self-evident.

God:
It is self-evident.

Me:
By saying "it is self-evident", you prove you do not have any concrete evidence showing that you exist.

God:
Will that accomplish your objective?

Me:
You do not understand anything. you are just as stupid as expected. bye.

ToMasterman
ToMasterman
Niveau 9
16 janvier 2006 à 17:27:54

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Dans ton Cul
God:
Cela ne semble pas très confortable.

falloutman
falloutman
Niveau 9
16 janvier 2006 à 19:01:09

mdrrr

falloutman
falloutman
Niveau 9
16 janvier 2006 à 19:37:44

Me:
can you tell me a story
God:
I can. Carrie Fisher and Singer James Taylor felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Carrie Fisher. But Singer James Taylor was moody and passionate. Soon Carrie Fisher began to avoid confrontations with Singer James Taylor, and Singer James Taylor felt jealous and possessive. When Singer James Taylor had to leave for school that fall, Carrie Fisher was relieved to see him go.
Me:
great story
God:
Thanks for your support. Where are you located?
Me:
in an ass
God:
A ass? How did you get in there?
Me:
i fell down in
God:
I hope you didn´t hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
no, but it smells shit
God:
Are you serious? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the ass !!
God:
Oh I get it.

lexx_80
lexx_80
Niveau 6
16 janvier 2006 à 19:39:32

Allelhouia mes freres dieux me parle

il dit de visiter se site

c´est important

oui allelouhia

http://soulknot01.skyblog.com

falloutman
falloutman
Niveau 9
16 janvier 2006 à 19:39:57

God:
Tell me more about truth.
Me:
fuck truth
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.

O_m_G
O_m_G
Niveau 10
16 janvier 2006 à 20:11:44

dites-lui ping

Me:
ping
God:
Pong.
Me:
ping
God:
Pong.

et ca peux durer des heures... :-d

Me:
my name is "je m´apelle dieu et je suis con"
God:
How are you doing, je m apelle dieu et je suis con.
Me:
vraiment?
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you sucks
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: je m apelle dieu et je suis con said I sucks.
Me:
mdr le pauvre con
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
la bite
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
lot of laughs

hoihihoi
hoihihoi
Niveau 7
16 janvier 2006 à 20:16:59

Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
kill me
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
you´the terminator
God:
I haven´t heard anything like that before: je m apelle dieu et je suis con said I the terminator.
Me:
you´re the terminator
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

toto42
toto42
Niveau 8
16 janvier 2006 à 20:34:41

Me:
You should make the peace in the world. DON´T BELEIVE IT
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it. The whole world? Ok I´ll try not to do it too much.

falloutman
falloutman
Niveau 9
17 janvier 2006 à 19:36:41

Plus de phrases ?? sniff

Battle_2
Battle_2
Niveau 10
19 janvier 2006 à 23:28:36

lol arété c trop bien!!
pk il se répete tjrs?
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?

Battle_2
Battle_2
Niveau 10
19 janvier 2006 à 23:31:24

Me:
Do u want fuck my ass?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?

Battle_2
Battle_2
Niveau 10
19 janvier 2006 à 23:33:55

God:
Are you serious? Who made you the real god ?
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.

Battle_2
Battle_2
Niveau 10
19 janvier 2006 à 23:35:35

lol enfin une vrai voi

God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program´s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

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