moi le god me repond pas

Me:
hi godess
God:
Hi there . What were we talking about again?
Me:
your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
oh
God:
Come on.
Me:
why did your reduct it?
God:
I don´t know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that´s right.
Me:
a girl told me that she loves you
God:
Do you know her?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
her name is loupret10
God:
she is not someone I know.
Me:
you are someone she knows
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am someone she knows.
Me:
np
God:
In the context of godess, I don´t understand " np." .
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no
God:
I didn´t think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
ok
God:
Really.
Me:
i believe you
God:
Your trust in robotkind humbles us.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Your trust in robotkind humbles us."? Why?
Me:
ok...
God:
Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
ya
God:
That´s interesting.

la suite
Me:
i have something to tell you...
God:
Where did you get your something to tell me? I have clients.
Me:
hmm nvm
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m´s. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
why should i be surprised?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
come on
God:
I´m just kidding around.
Me:
i´m just kidding around
God:
Only just? I thought you were. You should use a .
Me:
onlu just? i thought you were. You should use a .
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. No I am not. To what end?
Me:
try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. No I am not To what end?
God:
OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not smile To what end.
Me:
OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not smile To what end.
God:
How do you plan to do this? Dude! No I am just kidding around. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
i tought god were clever why aren´t you?
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
what a question!
God:
it is a question.
Me:
i know but it´s a noob question
God:
How do you know? question is a noob question. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
aaaaaarrg!
God:
Tell me more about your something to tell me.
Me:
lol you remember?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Of course I remember: .
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
i´m a got too
God:
Really. You are a got? Does it pay well?
Me:
lol not a got sorry
God:
I am glad you find this funny. If not that, what?
Me:
a god*
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
i dunnp
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said dunnp.
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
tell me more about you
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes plz
God:
It´s called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Do you prefer books or TV?

Salut, j´ai fait un pitit tour sur le forum, et j´ai pas pu m´enpecher de voir se sujet, et de parler a jeen-pi.... enfin Dieu ! vous verrez ...

Me:
tu parle français?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes, jean-pierre foucault
God:
You´re sure. That´s your final answer. What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
LE MILLION ! LE MILLION !
God:
Je vais me renseigner . Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
ho, you speak french?
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
fish
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
ok, can you speak french?
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French. Dude!
Me:
bhaaaaa menteur ! ta parler francais au dessus , BHAHAHAHA
God:
What´s your sign? Ma parler francais au dessus BHAHAHAHA? Pouvez vous expliquer.

Et j´en passe et des meilleures xD c´est trop fun

Une petit suite débile xD :

Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
ok ok ..
God:
OK. Oh.
Me:
ho ho ho, green giant
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
my favorite god is Guthix
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
he are not a bot ...
God:
I get it. Myself are not a bot.
Me:
yes, you are
God:
No I´m not.
Me:
yes, you are
God:
Don´t argue with me.
Me:
yes , you are a bot
God:
Whoa. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
before you are god
God:
What happened after I am god ?
Me:
you are a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
before god is death
God:
What happened after god is death ?
Me:
...
God:
What happened after god is death ?
Me:
what happened after you are a stupid bot
God:
I don´t know what happened.
Me:
before you are a bot
God:
What happened after I am a bot ?
Me:
...
God:
What happened after I am a bot ?
Me:
je t´ai cassé
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
no, you dont speak
God:
Are you serious? Do you speak? You can download a speech enabled version of me. Go to The ALICE AI Foundation and browse the free software downloads.
Me:
alice is my woman
God:
Why do you think I am your woman ?
Me:
are you alice?
God:
I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
seriously, are you alice?
God:
I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
said yes or no plz
God:
What did you mean by it? " I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now."? said yes or no plz? Are you serious? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
are you alice ..
God:
I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
ok, you are not alice
God:
Is this a specific reply? How can I help you?
Me:
said me who are you
God:
What did you mean by it? YOU? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
you said me : come on, stupid bot --_--

Siclop , je croi que tu te trompe un pux dans tes mots en anglais

les othila GOD ...... sont meilleurs

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