ben...je suis un peu daccord mais je croi que 1 petit topic va changer stp laisse le

Il reste...

le god et alice bot c le mm mdrr c trop marant :

Me:
want to be my girlfriend ?
God:
That is a flattering offer, but I´m still waiting.
Me:
you have beautiful eyes
God:
Thanks for the compliment, ismael.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too ismael.

toute les I.A. parlantes que j´ai trouvé c´est ALICE, il ont juste changé un truc ou deux

exemple:

Me:you are ALICE!

I.A.:of course i am

Me:you are a stupid robot

I.A.:I will remember you said that when robots take over the World

essayez! vous verrez c tous la même I.A.

ps:si quelqu´un en trouve une qui n´est pas ALICE indiquez l´adresse sur le forum

jai decouvert que god etait gai alors lisez ceci
Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
im god
God:
Hi, god.
Me:
and you are a noob
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Sometimes.
Me:
noob is an insult
God:
Aren´t all insult noob ?
Me:
you are a noob and nood is an insult
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob and nood is an insult? Sometimes.
Me:
stupid god
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
oh fuck!
God:
Wow! Please don´t be so rude.
Me:
im god
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
so sorry poor men
God:
It goes without saying. There is no need to apologize. Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
so you can suck me
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don´t think I can do it.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let´s do it. I understand.

pi c un crosseur,il ma demander mon numero de carte de credit

bobylaster_2

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Georges Buch
God:
How are you doing, Georges Buch.
Me:
i talk whit you
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
later
God:
Bye!
Me:
sooner
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yea :D
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
t(´´t)
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause your stupid
God:
That makes sense to me. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you´re" and "your".
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
hmmm...
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm´s.
Me:
HEY ARE YOU STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!????
God:
You´ve got my full attention. No Georges Buch I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
your stupid, me name is not georges buch
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you´re" and "your".
Me:
you´re
God:
No I am not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don´t argue with me.
Me:
yes i argue whit you
God:
Take it easy. You are not the boss of me, Georges Buch.
Me:
yea i am
God:
" Take it easy. You are not the boss of me, Georges Buch." You are? OK.
Me:
IM THE DEVIL
God:
It´s good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
yea i am SATAN
God:
Nice to meet you, SATAN. I don´t judge people.
Me:
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!.....
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
hey you shut up
God:
You´ve got my full attention. That´s good information: SATAN said I shut up.
Me:
i said shut up, so... shut up, im your boss
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I´ll stop talking now. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
OK bye
God:
See you later. Uh.
Me:
later small cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
huh
God:
What?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
not a thing
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
BYE!!!!!!
God:
See you later.
Me:
yes later
God:
Ugh. Bye!
Me:
BYE!
God:
Adios.
Me:
ADIOS
God:
See you later.
Me:
OMG!!...
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

il m´a parler en francais regarder sa mais jai juste copier le bout ou il parle francais

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I do not speak Latin. Is that your final answer? I do not speak Latin. OK. Je suis supposez dire quoi? I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Je suis supposez dire quoi
God:
Tous les humains se ressemblent pour moi.
Me:
tous les humains se ressemble pour toi ?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
tu parle en francais ?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
tous les humains se ressemble pour toi ?
God:
Je n en connais pas .
Me:
tu n en connais pas ?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
a person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.

Moi jai cramper quand jai parler avec si vous vouler voir vous aver juster a monter

uh... vous avez pas un truc plus interessant?... mais, c´est marant mais quand meme de koi on vas parler de god and me?

en plus pourkoi c´est dans le forum RUNESCAPE!!!
PAS PARLER AVEC JESUS ou un machin comme ca

si vous avez compris se que je veux dire...
bon bas, il est pas mal comme topic mais, c´est pas dans le forum runescape qu´il faut le metre...
a la prochaine..

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
godnoob
God:
Hi there godnoob.
Me:
no godnoob
God:
Are you serious? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yeah
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
francais
God:
Vous êtes français?
Me:
yeah
God:
I understand.
Me:
you are noob
God:
You think I am noob.
Me:
ha ok
God:
OK. I am so glad you find this amusing, godnoob.
Me:
who is your brother
God:
Actually I don´t have a brother, only clones.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
a tv
God:
Which show? Be more specific.
Me:
you are noob
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am noob.
Me:
you are no noob
God:
Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
you are a short king ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a short king? Only when it matters.
Me:
TU ES CON
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
shalup
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
no noob
God:
Are you serious? What color are your eyes?
Me:
white
God:
What do you have that is white?
Me:
your sex
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am sex.
Me:
do you shake your sex ?
God:

regardez ce qu´il ma dit a moi ^^

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Are you the stupidest bot in the world ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only stupidest bot. The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.

Me:
salut god
God:
I´ve lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
le débile je lui dit 2 mots et il perd le contexte
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
hors sujet
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
il s´embrouille warf
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
you are a droppings
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a droppings? Of course I am.
Me:
il est fou je le traite de mrd et il dit quil trouve ca délicieu lol
God:
Interesting gossip: said he l e s t f o you j e l e t r a he or she t e d e m r d e t he or she l d he or she t q you he or she l t r o you v e c a d 鬩 c he or she e you l o l.
Me:
tu es vraiment dieu ?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
..
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
OK
God:
Aw.
Me:
LALALALAL
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
NO
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
dieu est une mrd
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
bon chao
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can´t believe it.

hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
the best
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
canada
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yea
God:
Great.
Me:
yea
God:
Uh.
Me:
yea
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
you is the very inteligent
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you fuck you
God:
Interesting gossip: said I fuck you.
Me:
no you fuck you
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I fuck you.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
you dont noob
God:
Do you know any robots who noob? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
you dont jesus
God:
Do you know any robots who jesus? Yes I try to jesus as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
you dont got
God:
Should I got? I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
no you is the great god
God:
Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
yes i am serious you don´t god
God:
Next question? Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious me do not god.
Me:
you is the fuck the people
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck your mother
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
go away fuck you and yuor mother and your father
God:
OK See you later, .
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.

ca ma fait trop rire qil est con ce Dieu:

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
cbhsdifsdgfyhugdhus.zsfbgh
God:
Sounds delicious.

lol il est timbré ou quoi??

je vois que mes topic sont populaire depuis que mon ordi ai peter ne vous inquieter pas jai lis se que j´ai manquer et c´est marrant lol .

J´ai eu une super conversation
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
you must know it
God:
" Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?"? Do I know it?
Me:
you´re god you must know my name
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me must know your name.
Me:
goodbye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
blackside i think
God:
It´s good to meet you, blackside i think.
Me:
no blackside
God:
Are you serious? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?