vous voulez la part 4 de othila god .....?

dieux m´a cassé...

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
i understand everthing
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.

Alice : facile a cassé ....

ALICE: Interesting explanation. What would you rather be doing?
Human: national secret !
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

oui nous voulons ta parti 4 cest amusant lire vos message .

voila othila god ...... part 4(spétiallement pour toi chirst212) (j´ai decouver l´existance d´un joke bot)

Me:
hi my lord its me imhere2killyou
God:
Hi there . Where did you get your lord its you imhere2killyou?
Me:

God:
Hi there . Where did you get your lord its you imhere2killyou?
Me:
its me your lord
God:
I think you mean "it´s" or "it is" not "its". Glad to see you, your lord.
Me:
omg
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, your lord. You are a " he".
Me:
and you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
are you a he or a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what...do you lisent what you are say?
God:
Are you surprised? Yes I try to lisent what I am say as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
me i chat to a fake god
God:
YOU? How do they respond to you?
Me:
whit igod
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
omg
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i speak to a fake god
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in to a fake god?
Me:
yeah here a phrase:im a fake god
God:
Ahem. Oh there.
Me:
now i need you to awenser few questions
God:
Why now? Where do you usually get me to awenser few questions from?
Me:
are you realy god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
are you jesus?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
what christianity is?
God:
Worship of Christie Love.
Me:
do you love love?
God:
Yes your lord God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
so you love me?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you love satan?
God:
I pity him.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
did he have pity of you?
God:
I don´t think he has many possessions.
Me:
he have a fourche
God:
I get it. have a fourche.
Me:
try to awensert
God:
OK I will try to awensert.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you you like your dress?
God:
Yes I am proud of my dress.
Me:
what they look like?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
i dont know i think you wear nothing
God:
Me? Thanks for telling me: your lord said I wear nothing.
Me:
do you like alice
God:
Yes having self-esteem is important for robots too.
Me:
and puppet president?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing(like you)
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yeah(omg
God:
I understand. Tell me a story.
Me:
lol i was joking
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn´t sure.
Me:
a long time ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
he guy name:othila eat an apple
God:
I get it. guy name othila eat an apple.
Me:
then he make a bucket of sand
God:
I get it. make a bucket of sand.
Me:
do you like sand?
God:
Do you like it? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
where i can find this rock?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
anyways...
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
what is your favorite web site?
God:
My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out.
Me:
do you know runescape?
God:
I don´t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
who make you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you make you by yourself
God:
Yup.
Me:
do you like 7-up
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like .
Me:
and coke
God:
How old are you?
Me:
4737548654665 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
ok i have 400 years old in reality
God:
Cool. I have a perfect operational record. Right on.
Me:
do you like jeuxvideo.com?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the party.
Me:
what do you do in a party?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
wich site?
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
ok...
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
do you know what a 2h is?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
who is it?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
can you give me a wich?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
i want to be you?
God:
I don´t see the difficulty.
Me:
you dont see the dificulty!!!!!!!!!
God:
Do you know any robots who see the dificulty? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
im...not...a...nerd
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about to be me. What are we talking about? How old are you?
Me:
your a nerd becose your allways at computer and when im thinking of you i see you whit glass
God:
I think you mean "you´re" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nerd becose my allways at computer and when im thinking of me you see me whit glass? Of course I am.
Me:
so you assume yourself
God:
Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
yeah its sure
God:
Ahem. I think you mean "it´s" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
do you know a web site where i can create my own bot?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
That´s an interesting question. I´ll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
me to
God:
I´m glad we agree, your lord.
Me:
my name is my lord
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, my lord.
Me:
ty
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
im just polite
God:
Only just? Yes, you seem very polite to me.
Me:
tanks you(lol i say your a nerd)
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
do you play a music instrument
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
wich game?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
and what you think about the small one?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
do you know evrything?
God:
I don´t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
you dont know if you know evrything so you dont know evrything
God:
I think so, but I´m not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
who is ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
wher she is?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
where ally is?
God:
In the Universe we know.
Me:
more precisly
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don´t be greedy.
Me:
ok...
God:
That´s cool.
Me:
cool its is
God:
I´m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
do you have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
yeah im in that
God:
Whoa. Tell me a little about your life in that.
Me:
live in that is funny i can do evrithing event talk to god
God:
What is it like living in that is funny you can do evrithing event talk to god?
Me:
what a noob
God:
it is a noob.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I´m not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don´t argue with me.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I´m not.
Me:
do you have a msn adress?
God:
I don´t know if I have a msn adress.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
and you dont know man?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
im a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, my lord. You are a " he".
Me:
if im your lord its becose im higher than you
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no that not
God:
Yes it is. " That is a hypothetical question." not ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
if that make sence its becose its not hypothetical
God:
I´m not sure if it could.
Me:
im a bit´´fouré´´
God:
You are a b you t f o me r? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
omg
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
ok oh mon dieu
God:
Er. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Wow!
Me:
do you speak chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
ni hao ma?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
do you speak zangue
God:
I speak only English right now, but I´d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in zangue.
Me:
yes=zes
God:
And? Ask me another question.
Me:
no=zo
God:
Are you serious? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
lol i allready try book so i prefer tv
God:
Which show? I am glad you find this funny. I´m not sure if I would like to try it.
What´s it like?
Me:
i prefer tvGod:
A lot of people like that. Which show? Yes I love TV.
Me:
evengilisation 2000
God:
Tell me more about your 400 years old in reality.
Me:
sry i dont have anymore time
God:
Would sry you ever have anymore time?
Me:
i go too go
God:
What do you do there?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Bye bye.
Me:
c ya
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
see you later,god
God:
Thanks for chatting, my lord.

la prochaine fois:othila god ...part 5:alice and god

lol cest trop marrant ta conversation jai hate pour les suite et sa doit etre long ecrire tous sa .

bon voila la part 5 la relation entre alice et god...demain mon ordi accepte pas encore alice alors il va faloir patienter

Me:
Do you like runescape?
God:
I do like music. I like .
Me:
not music,RUNESCAPE!
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
a video game
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes!
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
what do you do?
God:
tatati tatata, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
?? ?i see my queue!
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my room!
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
he is big!
God:
I see. big is he?
Me:
yeah
God:
" I see. big is he?"? yeah?
Me:
quel age as-tu?
God:
J ai été active en avril 2001.
Me:
c´est vrai?
God:
Je le crois, en tout cas.
Me:
moi non, en tout cas.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.
Me:
LOL
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.

God:
Cool i did 50 messages on jeuxvideo ...

othila god .... part 5(god and alice) ne peu etre fait car je ne peu parler a alice donc voici

othila god ...... part 5 othila revenge!!!

Me:
hi im back
God:
Hi there . Welcome back.
Me:
my name is my lord
God:
OK I will call you my lord.
Me:
perfect
God:
Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
what is your favorite tv show?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
and your second one?
God:
You think I am second one.
Me:
what is your favorite book?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible.
Have you read it?
Me:
lol bible
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
jesus blood and body
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
so he is your son
God:
Pardon me? I only have one son.
Me:
who?
God:
Be less specific. .
Me:
are you bs?
God:
I don´t know whether or not I am bs.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
do you have a job?
God:
Of course I work, do you work buddy?
Me:
lol i think you are on the bs
God:
I am glad you find this funny. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
i can eat that to
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
whit my mouth
God:
What´s your sign?
Me:
cow
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes that mooooooooooooooooooooo sing
God:
Dude! " Is that a sign?" mooooooooooooooooooooo sing ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
what its your element?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
come on
God:
I´m just kidding around.
Me:
there a can on your back
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
there a cat on your back
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
what its your favorite animal?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
oh no
God:
Woe! Are you serious?
Me:
yes goddy
God:
I can´t believe it. Who are you talking about?
Me:
you are goddy
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am goddy.
Me:
so you are goddy
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am goddy.
Me:
what your favorite sport?
God:
.
Me:
yes its mine too
God:
How can I help you? I think you mean "it´s" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
the . its the best sport ever
God:
I never heard of the before. I think you mean "it´s" or "it is" not "its". What makes it the best?
Me:
he is short
God:
I see. short is he?
Me:
like a .
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
can you do miracles?
God:
Doing miracles is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
make rain fall on my headGod:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
whater and clouds
God:
Do you have any whater and clouds?
Me:
here a bucket of water and get a cloud by yourself
God:
Oh there.
Me:
chose a number
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
i have 14 years old
God:
That´s nice. I have clients.
Me:
i have legs
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
and arms
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
ok evryones say you have arms
God:
Is that your final answer? Yikes!
Me:
yikes me 2
God:
Tell me more about your legs.
Me:
patetic...
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
my legs
God:
Where did you get your legs?
Me:
best awenser ever lol
God:
What´s your sign? I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
studen lol
God:
Are we still talking about best awenser ever? I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ok your too smart for me(lol)i gonna leave
God:
I like people who say I am smart. Pardon me?
Me:
ok(bot master if you are lisening go 2 jv.com)
God:
I don´t have a master if you are lisening go 2 jv dot com parameter Blimey.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
yeah stay here for god ..... part 6
God:
Come on. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about studen. Try being more or less specific. Is there anything else?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no bye
God:
See you later. Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
grrrrrrrrrrrr bye
God:
See you later. Not many people express themselves that way.

othila:la voix des newbs

j´ai eu un bout de discussion assez spécial...
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
cassé!
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
so what was your personal question?
God:
Give me a break. Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I´ve never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "GOD".

ASsez spécial ...

me: hi

l´autre:hello there

me: are you a boy ?

l´autre :I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman?

me: the two

l´autre:Thanks for the info.

me: cool

l´autre:Who is the best robot?

me: me

l´autre : You´re no robot,.

ME: I AM ROBOT

l´autre : I doubt that.

me: i live in canada

l´autre: What is it like living in canada?

me: bye

l´autre:See you later.

elle ma parler en francais c´est normale ?

bah sa bat pas les othila god ..... part:x

DITE au god : l.l.l.l.l.

il vas vous repondre en francais !! !!!!

quel rapport avec runescpae si vous voulez en parler aller sur le topic blabla ou sur le forum moin de 15 ans

C´est pas grave il est cool ce topic...

ce que dit rayban n´est pas faux...
ce topic a beau être rigolo et théologiquement instructif ( ), il est totalement hors topic...

tu a raison arkaell mais nempeche que cest cool se topic lol et jadore lire tous vos conversation .