A Capella - Music without instruments. Basically a bunch of ball-less faggots all singing together about rainbows. Also cocks.
Ay-rab - Music that is only acceptable to play when sand niggers are present. They typically reside in cabs and areas of strong anti-semitism. It´s also acceptable to listen to if you are smoking hooka or fucking one of your tight 72 virgins up the ass, this way they are still technical virgins. PRAISE ALLAH!!!!!!
Bluegrass - Like country, but even shittier.
Blues - Emo music of the 1920´s and 30´s, with one difference– blues singers had real problems to whine about, like being black. Now only played by soulless hollering white men in silly hats
Black metal - Music by nazi satanist goths who try to be scary and succeed in being lulzy.
Breakcore - If /b/ were turned into music, it would sound something like this.
Britpop - Originally naff crap like Oasis and Suede. Now naffer crap with horribly high-pitched voices and sappy shitty songs - think Coldplay, Radiohead, Snow Patrol, etc.
Christian rock - ROCK OUT FOR JESUS!
Christian Rap - Rappin´ bout da Lord. Possibly the funniest genre known to man.
Classic Rock - The awesome that has generated many bands such as Led Zeppelin and ACDC.
Classical - Music that God listens to. If you listen to classical consider yourself an elitist with every right to be an absolute arrogant jackass. This genre has an amazingly small amount of Bullshit compared to other types of music.
Country *and* Western - Music for American patriots. Goes good with a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a lynchin´. Also prettty good music to fuck your sister to. Noted by most experts as being the coal tar heroin of the stupid *and* the inbred.
Dance - The soundtrack to gay rape.
Death metal - Music for real men who probably got picked on a lot as children (and probably still are).
Disco - loldongs.
Drum and Bass - incredibly fast and incredibly boring music for fags.
Emo - Music for cutting, faggotry, and whining about how no one understands. And cutting. The soundtrack to LiveJournal.
Electro - Strange people dressed in black growling about rape. Gothics like it because their unable to dance to their own music.
Eurobeat - After the Holocaust, Europe said never again. They lied.
Folk - Music for the people... and fucking hippies.
French house - When God returns to earth and sets all as it should be, he will declare this to be the worst music ever created, unless you´re Jewish or a stoner.
Funk - Niggers with bass guitars
Gothic - Really awful music with lyrics about vampires and being gay.
Grindcore-Drop your guitar tuning at least 100 steps, scream like a baby on fire and punch your dog in the face for drums. Yeah, that´s grindcore.
Grunge - Nirvana are the only band that anybody remembers from this genre. Remember how bad Nirvana was? The rest was a lot worse.
Hardcore Emo - a more extreme form of emo played for flailing your arms and legs around like a retard. When compared to metal, sounds really pussy. When compared to songs about real problems, sounds very lulzy.
Hatecore - Music as made popular by Anal Cunt and Skrewdriver. One of the worst music genres ever shat, this shit is only about bitching, bitching and bitching, senseless hate and more damn pointless hate, hate hate HATE EVERYTHING
Hair Metal - Music played by closeted homosexuals who dressed in drag and sang about getting laid by cheap whores and doing drugs.
Heavy metal - Music for Satanists, necrophiliacs, Neo-Nazis, and Lord of the Rings fans.
Hip-hop - Lame attempt at music that contains vocals that are sung by a black man, spoken by a black man, and/or mumbled incoherently by a black man. Basically anything coming out of a black man´s mouth is hip-hop by default.
Ibiza - Music for drunken Brits.
Industrial- People muttering naughty things for fame.
Indie - Music people listen to so they can get laid and seem intellectual.
Jazz - Music invented by blacks. Simply soloing and noise, therefore, it´s not better than classical because you can´t analyze it.
J-Pop - Music for weeaboos and hummingbirds; standard pop music at 2000 beats per minute.
J-Rock - Music for weeaboos. All band members are traps.
New Rave - Loud electric sounds; also an excuse to wear extremely bright clothes and not look like a fag. For the same sound experience, drop a synthesiser off a bus.
New Romantic - New Wave music sung by pretty gay boys pretending they´re heterosexual and committed to monogamy with a woman. Only Duran Duran survived the collapse of the genre following their abandonment by MTV when they started kissing black folks butts in the early 90´s.
New Wave - Genre of music fabricated by Moog in order to sell moar of his crappy synth boards. Later adopted by the more emo punk rockers who were too faggy to defend themselves getting the fuck beat out of them by real punks as a way of expressing their gayness while avoiding the BBC censors. Became extinct when MTV began sucking rapper cock and switched formats in the early 1990´s.
Nu-Metal - Music by untalented garage band fags whose parents won´t let them be wiggers. Combines rap and grunge, and sounds worse than rap because, unlike rap, most white people can understand the lyrics.
Polka - Music for elderly Europeans - mostly Germans and their Austrian cousins - to listen to while dancing in Kloggs and butt-fucking one another.
Pop - Music for, and sung by, pre-teen girls, rappers who are too gay to join a drug thug gang, and pedophiles.
Post-punk - College kids trying to intellectualize punk in the 80s. The results were Ian Curtis´ spazzy dancing and Gang of Four´s Marxist rapping (seriously)
Post-rock - Literally a contradiction in terms. Rock music was created for gays and furries to have fun to, classical music was created to bore music students with. Post-rock is the combination of the two, but just ends up being boring music played badly.
Prog Rock - For classical junkies and the musically elite.
Psychedelia - Music for hippies.
Psychobilly - Modern rockabilly with a different name, so one doesn´t have to seem lame, despite sporting a fucking ridiculous pompadour haircut.
Punk - shitty music for anarchists and SXers. Requires no talent whatsoever.
R&B - Stands for "Rape & Buttsecks!," although there´s usually stochastic cacophony instead of rhythm and a distinct lack of blues, making the name a misnomer.
Reggae - Music to smoke pot to. Being high is the only way it sounds remotely good.
Rap - Comes from the word ´crap´, but mistyped. The rapper attempts to sound tough by blabbering shit about ´the hood´ at a speed only black people can understand, when IRL, the rapper is a total pussy.
Rap(e)core - Incomprehensible guitar, bass and drum parts overdubbed with audio of the rape of little girls (Best Example: Limp Bizkit).
Rockabilly - Like if you took punk, country, and a bag of shit and left ´em in a plastic bag for a couple of months. The mold that formed is Rockabilly. Became extinct in the late 1980´s when Adam Ant released Viva Le Rock, which added the fag element that caused most inbreds who jack off to Rockabilly to abandon it altogether. Did have one brief out-of-body experience thanks to Billy Ray Cyrus.
Shoegaze - Probably the most boring music of all the time, unless you´re on drugs, then you notice that it´s boring, and then listen to reggae instead.
Ska - Sort of like Reggae, but faster, gayer, and less listenable. Performed mostly by suburban white people. Requires checkered uniform.
Skiffle - Music invented by drunken louts living in 1950´s Liverpool. Later devolved into Beatlemusic.
Synthpop - New Wave with a more happier emo, mostly due to the fact that X was legal back then. Part of the reason why the 80s sucked.
Techno - Music for ravers, retards and eurotrash. (goregrinderguy loves this crap)
Thrash Metal - An excuse for Heavy Metal musicians to go batshit crazy.
Zydeco - Same as Reggae, but involves the use of crystal meth istead of marijuana.
