Faut-il vraiment que je me fasse chier pour créer un topic pareil... (achètez moi une vie, je vous en supplie ! )

Bon, alors, que je vous explique : ici, on discute, mais uniquement en anglais ! (c'est mal parti ) Ca me permettra de m'entraîner pour le bac et puis c'est l'occasion pour vous de tester vos connaissances idiomatiques

Ready ?? Off we go !!!

Motherfucker, there's nobody here
Tataye, are you still alive ?

Shure, i'm, and i have a very good level in english speaking

ps : my mother 's reading your book and she sleep behind but she said it's very good

Your mother ? What the fuck ?
She bought my book ?

Better than sleeping pills : a book from me !

yes she buy it

she "bought", tataye, she bought Revise your conjugation and come back to school RIGHT NOW !

Oh and by the way did you finished my wonderful book ?

No, I am a slow reader, I went in the middle. I often come back.

:yes:

Errr your sentence doesn't make sens I often come back ???

You silly Tataye

and I'm very disappointed Anyway, tell me when you've finished it

I say that I come back when I read.

When I resumed reading I go back several back page ... YOU UNDERSTAND OR NOT ???

translator needed please

Nooo I don't need a translator, I just didn't understand the meaning of your sentence !
and do you enjoy your reading ?

yes i enjoy

I know that my English is very bad, it's 3 years that I'm not leaving France

So what ? Dictionnaries and grammar books exist
Look at me, I've never left France (except during the holidays, of course)and I speak english fluently

1 month in usa ???

Oh yeah but I meant I've never lived in another country than France
In USA I didn't speak english at all, I just looked at the Americans whales and the victims of Macdonald's ! I was very pleasant

it was*

Putain j'ai l'impression que ma première phrase est pas correcte grammaticalement parlant Chaud

Oh yais