J'en ai une autre mais moins drole
Stranger: hii
You: Hello
Stranger: what sup
You: Are you american?
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: you?
You: okay
You: May I ask you to help me?
Stranger: with what?
You: I'm French
Stranger: uh huh
You: And I'm in war
You: French people need the help of the USA to win
Stranger: righhht
Stranger: ?
You: Okay, GOGOGO
Stranger: umm NONONO
You: Amy Winehouse?
Stranger: what about her
You: you said Nonono
You: like Amy does
Stranger: agh
Stranger: nevermind
You: Not cool 
You: asl?
You: 18 m Juvisy (near from Paris)
Stranger: im so confused
You: why?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: ha
You: Are you a drunkard?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you?
You: drug addict?
You: No
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you?
You: Why have you sung Amy Winehouse so?
Stranger: i haven't
You: yeah you did
Stranger: noope
You: Have you ever been to rehab?
Stranger: no
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
You: I told you
You: Are you John Doe?
Stranger: no
You: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Stranger: jesus
You: Michael Jackson?
Stranger: yes!!!
You: OMAGAD
Stranger: who are you???
You: A ghost
Stranger: sweeet
You: My name is Finlay
Stranger: yer a guy right?
You: And i Love to fight
You: Yes i'm a fuy
Stranger: well aren't you pleasant
You: guy*
Stranger: rigght
Stranger: blahblahblah
You: Do you know Shawn Michaels?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: who is that?
You: God
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: blahhh
Stranger: do you like sushi?
You: Maybe you've never watch wrestling
You: Hum, no sorry
You: I do not like sushi
Stranger: well thats a bummer
Stranger: its yummmmy
You: Okay XD
Stranger: haha yaa
You: Can you say hello to
?
You: It's our god
Stranger: oh um noo
You: Hum
Stranger: sorrry
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: U know in france, priest love children
Stranger: haha. :]
You: Did they love children in USA?
Stranger: catholics
Stranger: ha
You: Il comprend rien ce con
You: hum sorry i didn't know how to say it in English, only in french
Stranger: what is it?
Stranger: err, what is it about?
You: anyway, it's not important
Stranger: right/
Stranger: so what do you look like?
You: I'm a mix between a Kangaroo and an Alligator
You: :p
Stranger: ooh sexxxyy
Stranger: haha
You: I know how to boxe but i also know how to bite
Stranger: rightt
You: Tell me something funny?
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: thats random
Stranger: ...
You: a joke
Stranger: i dont know any jokes.
You: ok
You: I'm gonna teach you one
Stranger: im not like, a funny kinda person
Stranger: sorrry love
You: you can use it after i will show it to you
You: Knock Knock !!!
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: whos there?
You: Hum Disco :D
Stranger: disco who?
You: Disconnected
You: You see, it's funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.