I created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I´m chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I´ll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I´m not cooperating
When I´m rocking the table while he´s operating " Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I´m back, I´m on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband´s heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won´t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, " Fuck you, Debbie ! !"
( Chorus) 2X
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me..
( Verse 2)
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
´Til someone comes along on a mission and yells " BITCH"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin´ the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it´s a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I´m back ( batman sound) fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I´m gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I´m interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing " Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here´s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..
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