Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I´m a dumb white guy,
I´m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don´t know mofo if y´all peeps be buggin´ give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I´m the other white meat known as ´Kid Funky Fried´,
Yeah I´m hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don´t shine,
Cause I´m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I´m the root of all that´s evil yeah but you can call me cookie,
