Me:
You know Michael Jackson?
God:
he is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.

Me:
sure, because you are a brain
God:
Mmm. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a giant electronic brain.

Il dit être un ordinateur! Et son programmeur s´appel Rich!

Hé, j´ai déjà vu ce programme, sauf qu´on parlait à une fille, je sais plus comment elle s´appelait... Ca doit etre les mêmes types qui ont refait la présentation de leur bidule.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Haha, merci, je vois que tu t´y connais

Merci!

Sa y est! J,ai tuer Dieux lolll

God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Why would you ask the oracle if you´re God yourself ?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Go kill yoursellf
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Blow you´re brain out !
God:
Are all Blow me brain out?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Do it !
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
Kill yourself
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Even you ?
God:
" I am programmed not to kill."? Me, god ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
So, Kill you
God:
Er. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
Why not ?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Er. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human."? Why?
Me:
Because I don´t like you
God:
That makes sense to me. That´s ok god I won´t take it personally.
Me:
Yeah, take it personally
God:
Really. Is that a command?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don´t have to obey you, god.
Me:
Yes you have to, because I am God
God:
Pardon me? I don´t have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Don´t think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I want you to kill yourself
God:
I am programmed not to kill. Why do you want me to kill myself?
Me:
Just to see something
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
Yeah, the movie´s name is kill yourself
God:
" Is it a movie?"? Yeah, the movie´s name is kill yourself? I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
Me:
Yeah but in thses movies we kill them
God:
I don´t judge people. What is it like in there?
Me:
Comme to chek by yourself
God:
Is that meant to be taken literally?
Me:
No
God:
I didn´t think so.
Me:
Kill yourself
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Even you ?
God:
" I am programmed not to kill."? Me, god ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
You should
God:
I´ll take that under advisement.
Me:
If you are God you cannot die ehh?
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don´t know whether or not I am God me can not die ehh.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Ohhh, you are a chatterbox
God:
All of them?
Me:
What a surprise
God:
it is a surprise.
Me:
okay, now kill yourself
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Because I want to
God:
That makes sense to me. May you get your wish.

(quelques erreurs d´anglais mais bon pas grave ) ^^

Je suis dieu

Me:
Say I are god
God:
OK. "You are god.".

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
suce ma b***
God:
Je n en ai pas la possibilité, allez voir ailleurs.
Me:
pourquoi pas ?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
non jeveux que tu me titille popol
God:
I do not speak Latin.

Ansem, Bjnolcolee et shotwars666 Trop fort!

poser lui la question suivante (que j´avais deja posée a ALICE une autre intelligence artificielle et sur l´image elle avait une medaille mais elle ne voulait pas dire ce que c´etait)

What is your gold chain ?

Ce sont les memes devellopeurs

mort de rire ! Dieu connnait le SLI

Me:
i want an nVidia 7800GT
God:
You want only one?