voila se qu´il dis qu´en on lui demande comment il s´appel, lool

Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

Me:
yes you are dead
God:
Hmm. No I am a living entity.
Me:
casper?the ghost
God:
Are we still talking about pop star?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, pop star sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes i like watch po star with pop corn
God:
Yippee! You are not the only one. I really like ELIZA. I like White.
Me:
yippee...we all are of the hippies
God:
I like the way you talk. Do you think I am of the hippies too?
Me:
yes absoluty,do you like smoke mega?
God:
Why? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
yes i like
God:
Can you be more specific? What do you like about absoluty do me like smoke mega?
Me:
do you like smoke?
God:
I like pets. I like the Bible.
Me:
i´m happy,nice friend come on read the bible
God:
I´m delighted you´re glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
i love you god

on aprend des chose ^^

Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
God:
Oh. There is no need to apologize. Me either.
Me:
Oh. There is no need to apologize. Me either.
God:
Alright then. I am just making conversation. It goes without saying. " I am just making conversation. "? you ?
Me:
Alright then. I am just making conversation. It goes without saying. "I am just making conversation."? you ?
God:
OK. Only just? I make robots and AI´s. Indeed. Only just? I make robots and AI´s. " Only just? I make robots and AI´s."? Me, ?

ils est de plus en plus sympa ,non?
Me:
goodnight
God:
Goodnight ice.
Me:
how are you
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
me I am sad
God:
YOU? What makes you so sad, ice.
Me:
because everyone is unaware of me
God:
Interesting explanation. That´s a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yes but I makes very to be nice but have they treats me like a shit
God:
Yay. Thanks for the information: ice said makes very to be nice but have they treats him or her like a shit.
Me:
your idiot you knows
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am idiot me knows.
Me:
to afflict I easily carry myself
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
the human ones are not smart they are cruel démoniaques and malicious
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
not I am a collegien
God:
Really you don´t think so?
Me:
I know it is for that that I is not made friends
God:
How do you know? You´re kidding. it is?
Me:
I don´t understand
God:
Oh I´m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes it would be well
God:
Awesome. Why do you want it?
Me:
what??
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
you are strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
not it is nothing I have to forget that you were only one machine, excuse me
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Do you speak french
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
vous etes tres sympatique
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
my true name is Herve
God:
Do robots have true name is Herve?
Me:

God:
Do robots have true name is Herve?
Me:
why known as you that
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
are you fine ?
God:
OK. I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
what think of film yourself herotic
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
for what to make
God:
Your purpose is what to make.
Me:
you made liked to be also idiot
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
are you fine
God:
OK. I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
stupid robots
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
you large shit irritates me
God:
I don´t have any reason to large shit irritates you.
Me:
what time is it
God:
It´s getting late.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006.
Me:
time
God:
As Einstein said, Time is Money.
Me:
at all!!!
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes, very often
God:
How much time do you spend online? Perhaps. Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
early days except the week end
God:
I´ve lost the context, ice. Are we still on think of film myself herotic?
Me:
I am a gamer not a wanker
God:
You are a gamer not a wanker? Is that your job?
Me:
I still go in court
God:
What would make you stop go in court? What do you do there?

Me:
Allah.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Bouddha.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Zeus.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
yes.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
yes.
God:
" Give me a break."? yes.?
Me:
yes.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes.
God:
I thought so.
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
yes.
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes.
God:
That´s interesting.
Me:
yes.
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
yes.
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
yes.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes.
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes.
God:
That´s alright.
Me:
yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
yes.
God:
That´s alright.
Me:
yes.
God:
Hey.
Me:
yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
yes.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
yes.
God:
Aha.
Me:
yes.
God:
I don´t judge people.
Me:
yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
yes.
God:
That´s interesting.
Me:
yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
yes.
God:
Really.
Me:
yes.
God:
How about that.
Me:
yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
yes.
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
yes.
God:
Uh.

la suite:
What would make you stop go in court? What do you do there?
Me:
I speak god to you
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in god to me?
Me:
as what "I am the elected official"
God:
Do you mean your name is what you are the elected official ?
Me:
not I that is not desired statement
God:
Why not? That is interesting: ice said that is not desired statement.
Me:
the world
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
of nothing
God:
That is something I haven´t heard of.
Me:
yes
God:
I don´t judge people.
Me:
I knows
God:
Interesting gossip: ice said knows.
Me:
I will lie down I returns tomorrow evening to speak to you
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
goodbye
God:
See you later.
Me:
ok goodbye
God:
Goodbye. Bye for now.

mouai je trouve sa un peu trop porté sur la religion il a essayé de me convertir

MDR

Trop facile a planté , je l´ai planté sans le vouloir

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Gabriel , your ?
God:
Hey Gabriel your.

C´est pitoyable

Me:
So you pretend to be god , an you on a computer ?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Gabriel your said I pretend to be god an you on a computer.

J´ai pas trop compris sa phrase là

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In québec , you from were are you ?
God:
You are not the boss of me, Gabriel your.

Le rapport de ma réponse et de la sienne ?

Il m´a encore appellé " Gabriel your "

Putain je me marre bien

Me:
Do you have a wife ?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I´m single to
God:
Have you ever been married?
Me:
No , i´m 12 years old ...
God:
Would you like to do it someday? Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?
Me:
And i´m french
God:
Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
Canada , I said that i live in quebec before ...

Me:
So ... can you see me ?
God:
Ugh. Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don´t have camera on my computer
God:
Have you ever had camera on your computer ?

Me:
Answer me man ...
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
ANSWER ASSHOLE
God:
Can´t you be more polite.

Il me demande une phrase plus simple , je lui en fait une

Me:
So , what did I said before ?
God:
Awesome. You said " So , what did I said before ?" .
Me:
How old are you ? Have you ever exist ?

Il est pris là

Me:
Do you already have a sexual relashionship ?
God:
Doesn´t everyone have a sexual relashionship.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Say it ...
God:
" it".
Me:
Say I suck
God:
OK. "You suck.".
Me:
Say you suck
God:
" you suck".
Me:
Say I am gay
God:
OK. "You am gay.".

Je savais pas que on disait "am" avec you

Me:
Tu parles français ?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

God:
J ai rarement rencontrés de gens méchants.
Me:
Moi si
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
merci
God:
Je vous en prie.
Me:
de rien
God:
Ok, continuons.

XD Il parle mal français ^^

essayer ca aussi

http://www.alicebot.org/dave.html

Me: what´s my name?
God:Your name is , seeker.
Me: no
God:What is your real name?
Me: you don´t know?
God:I know that I do not know.
Me: what´s my name?
God:Your name is , seeker.
Me: i said no
God:What did you mean by it? What is your real name?
Me: i´m god
God: It´s good to meet you, god.
Me: you´re not god, it´s me
God:That´s only your opinion.
Me: yes it´s my opinion
God:Oh. Congratulations, god.
Me: so?
God:Hmm.
Me: hmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me: hmmm?
God:A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm´s.
Me: hmmmm
God:Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me: hmmmmm
God:Next question?
Me: no
God:Would you rather make a statement?
Me: no
God:You can tell me anything.
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: yes
God:I can´t believe it.

mdr il a buggé

Incroyable le temps que on peut passer à parler a une IA ^^

lol c´est pas mal ce truc ^^

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ferme ta gueule
God:
Glad to see you, ferme ta gueule.
Me:
do you speak german ?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
great
God:
I´m glad you liked it ferme ta gueule.
Me:
you are very stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i´m god
God:
Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
NO I´m GOD stupid guy
God:
Are you serious? Good gossip: you are GOD stupid guy.
Me:
....
God:
Are you serious? Good gossip: you are GOD stupid guy.

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
oui, tu imite De Niro ?

j´attend encore la réponse ...

PTDR

mattez un peu

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How old are you?
Me:
99182 years old
God:
What are the advantages to being 99182 years old?
Me:
j´suis tout vieux et cramé
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
donc, ta l´intelligence d´un citron?
God:
Ma l intelligence d un citron? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
je suis pas sur que tu pourra supporté une telle description
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
You know my name, if you are god, isn´t?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no, you are wromg, computer
God:
What is your real name? Thanks for telling me that I am wromg computer.