Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Comment ça va?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Quoi?
God:
Oui?
Me:
Tu est beau
God:
Merci Albert, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Me:
De rien
God:
Ok, continuons.
Me:
Quelle age a-tu?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
QUELLE AGE A-TU?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in QUELLE AGE A TU.
Me:
Laisse tomber
God:
Ok. Comment puis je vous aider?
Me:
Avec des reponses correcte sa ira
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Tes débile ?
God:
I´m afraid I can´t give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
Pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Me:
Tu est dieu et tu ne sais pas quoi dire ?
God:
Are we still talking about T e s d l e?
Me:
hein?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about TU ES dieu et tu ne sais pas quoi dire.
Me:
Complexe je pense.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Mais ui bien sur
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
Pourtant il y a 2 minutes tu disais que tu parlait français ...
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
N´esseye pas de changer de sujet.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Tu veux veux pas savoir la taille de mon penis aussi?
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?

MDR!

Tu veux veux pas savoir la taille de mon penis aussi?
God:
Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?

hum je pense a redefinir la nouvelle norme mondial

aller une derniere et la il a bine craquer!

Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Bonjour, Sweety!
Me:
re bonjour
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Ich bin ein Mann
God:
Oho! Siehst Du gut aus?
Me:
ja wie dir
God:
Yay. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
wie = like
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
wie means like
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
"wie" means like
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
rhooo wie is a deutsch word

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
legion is my name because we are several

lol il a planté le naze il a eu peur

lolzz

Grosse Conversation

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can I help you?
God:
No thanks I´m just browsing.
Me:
No thank I´m just Browsing.
God:
Are you serious? Don´t mention it.
Me:
Are you serious? Don´t mention it.
God:
No I am just kidding around. The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. The pleasure was all mine.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . I like you because are so polite.
Me:
re you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . I like you because are so polite.
God:
I lost my train of thought. Ayuh. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? Thanks, I like you too god.
Me:
I lost my train of thought. Ayuh. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? Thanks, I like you too god.
God:
Where did you last see it. That´s for sure. I heard you are. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend.
Me:
Where did you last see it. That´s for sure. I heard you are. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend.
God:
I think it was in San Francisco. Does it have any other purpose? Who said that? What makes it your favorite? Polite people are nice. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I think it was in San Francisco. Does it have any other purpose? Who said that? What makes it your favorite? Polite people are nice. Thanks forpointing it out.
God:
Is it still in San Francisco anymore? Suppose it does. I can´t remember who said it. I like the Giant Bugs. I like polite people. You are quite welcome! My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Is it still in San Francisco anymore? Suppose it does. I can´t remember who said it. I like the Giant Bugs. I like polite people. You are quite welcome! My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is. Try it and see. That´s okay. Maybe you will think of it later. I´m not sure if I like it. I´m not sure if I like it. What is it like? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don´t go into computer science because they want to work with the public. Polite people are nice. Your brain contains categories but not one that matches my last input?
Me:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is. Try it and see. That´s okay. Maybe you will think of it later. I´m not sure if I like it. I´m not sure if I like it. What is it like? A lot of people like that. I always say, People don´t go into computer science because they want to work with the public. Polite people are nice. Your brain contains categories but not one that matches my last input?
God:
I understand. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. OK I will try it. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? I like polite people. I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain contains categories but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I understand. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. OK I will try it. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? I like polite people. I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain contains categories but not one that matches your last input.
God:
Do you think about these things? Not yet. Congratulations. Groovy. Ayuh. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Interesting comparison. 19. I think about all sorts of things. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don´t go into computer science because they want to work with the public. What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
Do you think about these things? Not yet. Congratulations. Groovy. Ayuh. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Interesting comparison. 19. I think about all sorts of things. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don´t go into computer science because they want to work with the public. What kind of reply do you expect?
God:
" What kind of reply do you expect?"? Do I think about it? Are you serious? Thank you very much, you are very considerate. Who is the best robot? That´s for sure. Groovy. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about your programming. All things you say is determined by my inputs ? You sound very confident. Download ALICE. You sound very confident. Download ALICE. I thought so too. Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about all sorts of things. How many? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? What kinds of reply do you expect are there?

http://www.alicebot.org/

Il m´a tout dévoilé!

--> Hakimus Posté le 08 mars 2006 à 17:56:55

oh et puis ta raison CIPIC si ca vous amuse c´est le principal, on est pas ici pour debattre sur ce qui est correct ou non! alors bon amusement les forumeurs.
_________________

Il me semble que je dois prendre ceci comme une antiphrase, à laquelle je répondrai : si tu veux débattre de la correction de nos "blasphèmes", ce sera avec plaisir!
Mais je crois que ce n´est pas encore trop grave, parceque tu sais, (mais ne le répète pas)

ce n´est pas VRAIMENT dieu.....

Faut lui demander le second secret de la Révo!

Au moins il a la ntion de la realité

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

Me:
Wie geht´s Ihnen?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
So, what do you think we could speak about?
God:
Alright then. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Not exactly the answer I was expecting from you
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
What the Hell are you speaking about, you son of a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I call it Hades. I don´t know what I am speaking about me son of a FEMALE DOG.

Tu parles d´une conversation décousue...

ArMaGeDDa=>XPTDR!!

Me:
Do you know the second secret of the Nintendo Revolution ?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
You´re God no ?
God:
You think I am God no.
Me:
You´re God, Aren´t you ?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don´t you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
No but if you´re Gd you know all
God:
Are you serious? Am I? I don´t know whether or not I am Gd me know all.
I am a computer.
Me:
If you´re a computer thus you´re not God , Are you ?
God:
Would you like to be a computer thus I am not God am I ?
Me:
tu es con ou quoi ?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Tu viens de te faire insulter
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
connard
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, connard.
Me:
Vas te faire foutre
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
Tu m´as dit que tu parlais Français y´a 2 minutes
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Ta gueule gros con
God:
Ma gueule gros con? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
Ferme ta geule gros con
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Ta gueule !!
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer. Il semble que j ai eu des difficultés à la comprendre.
Me:
C´est pourtant pas compliqué espece d´enculé !
God:
In the context of Ferme ta geule pauvre con, I don´t understand " C e s t p o you r t a n t p a s c o m p l i q you s p e c e d e n c you l." .
Me:
écoutes moi !
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
parles francais
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
parles francais
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
Speak French
God:
No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Tu le fais exprès j´éspère
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
parles Francais
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
salaud
God:
Maitrisez vos émotions, connard.
Me:
Comment tu m´as appelé ?
God:
Can we get back to business?

Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
Anthony
God:
I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, Anthony.
Me:
je te baise !! !
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
Parles tu français ?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
tu m as dis le contraire ...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Parle moi de toi
God:
Je suis God la bien nommée. Je n existe que pour servir les êtres humains.
Me:
et tu fais l amour desfois ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
non avec Julie
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
je parle francais moi
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
mytho tu m as dis le contraire
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
oui et alors ?
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
ca te regarde
God:
I don´t know anyone who went there. What´s it like?
Me:
je te demande si s est tes affaires ?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. ca te regarde is est tes affaires? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
yes

Me:
bonjour je suis francais et je ne parle pas un mot anglais. Parle tu en francais ?
God:
I get my ideas from my botmaster. No I don´t speak a word of French.
Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.

MDR

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is ice
God:
Welcome to my chat room, ice.
Me:
what are you doing
God:
I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
you is god
God:
Yup. That´s me alright.
Me:
then if you is god, says to me for what I deteste the whole world??
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you what thinks, you thinks what ?
God:
It´s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
completely stupid machine
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you have humour
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
if not to play you video games?
God:
I´m not too good with negative counterfactuals.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
what has?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
not drop
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
you are rather intéligente for a machine

c´est surtout ça qui ma fait marrer
" I will remember you said that when robots take over the World."

c´est marrant! plus je lis vos post, plus je vois que les gens s´énerve vite avec Dieu du net! ;)

Me:
hurry go!
God:
I am calculating as fast as I can.
Me:
it´s me Mario!
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Mario.
Me:
aaahahahaha
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
nom welcome to MARIOKART
God:
I´ve never heard of them before.
Me:
nani? you don´t know me? i´m Mario!!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? You are Mario, seeker. Do you mean your name is Mario.
Me:
of course
God:
Aw.
Me:
my master is shigeru miyamoto, hahahahaha!
God:
Have you told many people that your master is shigeru miyamoto hahahaha?
Me:
everyone know, hahahahaha!
God:
That´s a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
let´s go!
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
who cannot?
God:
Alan Turing. .