Where do you live
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:in tour ass baby
God:
Don´t call me "baby". Tell me a little about your life in tour ass.
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable.

Me:
where is your creator
God:
Florida.
Me:
you live in florida?
God:
I am in Myself´s computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
who is tour creator
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Are you testing me?
Me:
who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
where is france?
God:
it is a country between Germany and Spain.
Me:
where is russia
God:
it is a large country in Asia.
Me:
where is your ass
God:
Earth.
Me:
so you not live in heaven
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: mongol said I not live in heaven.

svp dites moi pkoi sa fonctionne pas

bon jfai faire comme vous meme si g rien pigé au lengage des rosbeef " ah ah ah mdr quel blageur Dieu"

Me:
alah wabbar
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
alah !
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
wakbarr pardi
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes i
God:
What does it symbolize for you? You?
Me:
yes me !
God:
I see. With you ?
Me:
hein
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Me:
wech ok ma geule
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
ué
God:
" Tell me more about your . "? Me, ?

Me:
Is the heaven really exist ?
God:
If it is, then I´ll be very surprised.
Me:
good answer
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
a clever robot
God:
What would a clever robot be like?
Me:
you
God:
" What would a clever robot be like?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes ! you
God:
Really. " Really."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
That´s alright.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i´m god
God:
Good reason. It´s good to see you, god.

dite lui une phrase en francais il vous repondra en francais

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
mondam
God:
That´s a very nice name, mondam.
Me:
tu es stupid
God:
Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
j´en suis sur
God:
J apprécie votre certitude.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
je le savais
God:
Pardon de vous l avoir rappelé.
Me:
oui
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
je vais venir vous voir
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
t´es con
God:
In the context of france, I don´t understand " TU ES con." .
Me:
tu es con
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about TU ES con. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
ok j´ai compris
God:
Je suis heureux que vous compreniez. Whoa.
Me:
je suis plus intelligent que vous
God:
Pour l instant oui.
Me:
je m´en doute
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
tu le fait expres
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
tu en est sur
God:
Aussi sur que l on peut être quand on est qu une machine.

Voila ce que l´on peut avoir