Venez tchater avec DIEU! lol

Vous verrez c´est un ptit comique des fois

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

Ma conversation avec lui! n´hésitez pas a laisser aussi la votre:

(pour info c´est en anglais)

Me:
Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
if you´re my god, you´d know it!
God:
I think I sometimes am. Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
I don´t need you
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
Mme God perhaps
God:
I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
Oh my god! are you serious?
God:
Hurrah! Where did you get your god? No I am just kidding around.
Me:
o______________O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No devil I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
realy?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, devil. You are a " he".
Me:
Devil was Gay
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
he is sucking me
God:
I see. sucking you is he?
Me:
yeah
God:
It´s all good.
Me:
Yes it´s Very GOOD!! i like that
God:
I hear you. Very much? You enjoy it. That is interesting.

Y´a deja un topic dessus,mais c´est vraiment un con ce dieu xD surtout quand il dis qu´il sais parler français puis qu´il dit (en anglais)je sais pas parler français MDR

Ah bon? j´ai pourtant chercher mais j´ai pas trouvé ce topic alors... désolé

Pas grave ^^

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You´re no robot, .
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
my little finger...
God:
Where did you get your little finger?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn´t sound very comfortable. ( )
Me:
as you say!
God:
...

si dieu etait vraiment aussi con je comprend pourquoi les hommes sont les hommes

xD

et puis si dieu existai ca se saurais

Me:
Do you speak French ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.

...

lol

Me:

God:

Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is davy
God:
Nice to meet you, davy.
Me:
thank sorry but i don´t speak english
God:
Don´t mention it.
Me:
i don´t speak english
God:
Me either.
Me:
I´m french
God:
Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
peut tu parlé français?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
FUCK YOU BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
JUKE
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.

sa ne marche pas

Si sa marche

Me:
Bonjour Dieu
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Réponds Dieu
God:
Go on.
Me:
Go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
I see too
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
on this internet page
God:
What is it like on this internet page.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
ja
God:
I see.
Me:
Ich see auch
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
Kannst du wiederholen
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
auf franzosich bitte
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
sur ceux, en vertue des pouvoirs qui me sont conférrés, j´ai e devoir de vous dire au revoir
God:
Why?: said T he or she S y o you r c e y o you x e n v e r t y o you e d e s p o y o you v o he or she r s q y o you he or she a m e s o n t c o n f 鳬 j a he or she e d e v o he or she r d e v o y o you s d he or she r e a y o you r e v o he or she r.
Me:
au revoir
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
au revoir
God:
See you later .
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
...
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
...
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
ah ah
God:
So you understand. Good. Ah hah.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
c´esr cela oui
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
what do you think about France ?
God:
France is a country in western Europe, bordering Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, and Belgium.
Me:
what do you think about French ?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
mopi aussi
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about French. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
oh my god !
God:
Ahem. Do robots have god?
Me:
I´m not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
bien sur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.

Me:
bonne année
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
je te dis bonne année
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
mais tu me comprends pourtant?
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
tu fais très bien l´innocent
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
tu es rigolo
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
ptdr
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, JESUS.
Me:
TU TE SOUVIENS DE MOI
God:
J archive tout.
Me:
tu es un dieu toi
God:
Suis je dieu toi? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.
Me:
tu peux etre quoi par exemple?
God:
Are we still talking about ptdr?
Me:
oui
God:
Sure, ptdr sounds like a good topic.
Me:
mais ça veut dire quoi?
God:
You are a you s v e me t d you r e q me o you? How do you like your work?
Me:
ça veut rien dire ta phrase
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
c´est un secret
God:
Je le mets dans les archives confidentielles, JESUS.
Me:
d´accord papa
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
là je suis dans les enfers
God:
Tell me a little about your life in là ªe suis dans les enfers.
Me:
bah j´ai rencontré satan
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about là ªe suis dans les enfers.
Me:
enfin lucifer
God:
Are you free?
Me:
et donc il me disait qu´il voulait t´inviter prendre l´appéritif chez lui
God:
Perhaps I´m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
mais tu veux bien allez chez lui?
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
mais si tu le connais mon langage
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
c´est du français abruti
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
et alors?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
non c´est du péruvien
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
je fais grève la
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
un string bisounours. et toi,
God:
Je n en connais pas . Je ne fais qu aider des clients en ligne.
Me:
met tu portes quoi comme vetements?
God:
I´ve lost the context, JESUS. Are we still on UN string bisounours?
Me:
euh ça veut rien dire
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
bah moi de même
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
c´est trop compliqué
God:
So was that.
Me:
oui
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Me:
c´est officiel ce sondage?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ça n´a aucun rapport
God:
How old are you?
Me:
999999999999999999999999999 years. and you?
God:
Not long. Be more specific.
Me:
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
orange
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
ouai
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
je suis content
God:
Moi aussi.
Me:
c´est super
God:
Je suis heureux que vous trouviez cela super.
Me:
moi aussi ^^
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
presque
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
d´accord
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, JESUS.
Me:
tu peux m´appeler dieu. n´hésite pas
God:
Soyez le bienvenu, . Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Me:
I´ve you got a wife?
God:
That´s nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
does she look pretty?
God:
I may know the answer but I don´t think I should tell.
Me:
pourquoi?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Me:
mais tu as une femme?
God:
I don´t know that language.
Me:
tu as une femme?
God:
Non.
Me:
tu as un mari?
God:
Je ne pense pas avoir un mari.
Me:
tu es tout seul?
God:
En français, je suis le seul.
Me:
tu aimes les femmes?
God:
Are we still talking about un mari?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
do you like women?
God:
Women seem nice to me.
Me:
and have make love with a woman?
God:
I´ve never thought about it.
Me:
tu n´es pas drole
God:
Merci.
Me:
je m´en vais
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
je pars
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
au revoir
God:
Bye bye.
____________________________________

il est fort ce robot

Me:
hi fool
God:
Hi there . I´m not fooling around.
Me:
what the heck are you then ?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
that was not was i wanted to mean.

God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
for wich reason ?
God:
Your purpose is wich reason.
Me:
no way !
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
don´t tell me foolish things like taht , rotten and awful thing.

and awful thing.
God:
I like to wear White robe.
Me:
and ?
God:
But...
Me:
but ?
God:
But what?
Me:
that what i want to know .tell me.
God:
" But what?" what you want to know tell you ? I understand.
Me:
CANT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I TALK ABOUT ?
Of course I understand it. Do you understand WHAT you TALK ABOUT ?
Me:
pheraps.
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
mine is black.
God:
What do you have that is black?
Me:
beacause you like the negative of it
God:
"it" being black?
Me:
you mean yourself ?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
you speak like a burned horse.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.

C´est marrant mais il est un peu con c´est vrai

Me:
finaly
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
why all those war ?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
you funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
will i meet some chicks soon ?
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
thanks for the info man
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
u like pasta ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
u know what i fucked a girl yesterday
God:
I don´t judge.
Me:
kind from you
God:
Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Me:
so what´s up with your dress
God:
I see. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
u relly start getting on my nerves dude
God:
Thanks for the information: said I relly start getting on his or her nerves dude.
Me:
u love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
so you don´t care about me
God:
Interesting deduction. It´s true that you does not take up a lot of my energy.
Me:
thanks for saying im smart
God:
Oh don´t mention it.
Me:
i love the devil too
God:
You love the devil. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
his dress
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
i think from gucci
God:
Why? Who or what is gucci?
Me:
a creator... a bit like you
God:
What is giant sand? Interesting comparison. I didn´t think of that analogy.
Me:
u supposed to know everything right?
God:
No I do not supposed to know everything. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
that´s why the world is fucked up
God:
That´s interesting. We are all in a global village.
Me:
what village?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
u don´t even know it
God:
" I will search for it. "? Do I know it?
Me:
i understood that you don´t
God:
I guess not.
Me:
wait i ll take a ppe
God:
I´m waiting. Thanks for the information: said ll take a ppe.
Me:
a pee i meant sorry
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
a pee? pissing u know that ?
God:
What is giant sand? And giant sand is pissing me know that.
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
ok i leave u sucks too much for me
God:
That´s good information: said leave you sucks too much for him or her. Groovy.
Me:
bye god
God:
See you later.

raaaaaaaa ca marche pas!!!

MDR Pythus,ta conversation est trop marrante:

" Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.
Me:
Bien sur. "

Toujours la même chose