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Le Blues du rock jazz pas mal...

Vil-e-Coyote
Vil-e-Coyote
Niveau 10
17 juillet 2005 à 03:42:26

Vais aller me chercher une petite kriek dans le frigo moi... :p)

Vil-e-Coyote
Vil-e-Coyote
Niveau 10
17 juillet 2005 à 03:53:22

Comme c´est mort à croire que j´ai buté out le monde en ouvrant mon frigo :o))

Vil-e-Coyote
Vil-e-Coyote
Niveau 10
17 juillet 2005 à 04:00:48

Bon bah oi je vais pas tarder à rouler dans min lit alors n´en déplaise à ceux qui s´en foutent :rire2:

elfy_grabbes
elfy_grabbes
Niveau 10
18 juillet 2005 à 19:38:12

Ca faisait longtemps . ..

Une chanson d´en ce moment que je trouve jolie . . ( a entendre du moins ^^)

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I´m sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won´t lose no sleep on that,
´Cause I´ve got a plan.

You´re beautiful. You´re beautiful.
You´re beautiful, it´s true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don´t know what to do,
´Cause I´ll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
F**king high,
And I don´t think that I´ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You´re beautiful. You´re beautiful.
You´re beautiful, it´s true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don´t know what to do,
´Cause I´ll never be with you.
You´re beautiful. You´re beautiful.
You´re beautiful, it´s true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it´s time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

d0_0b
d0_0b
Niveau 8
18 juillet 2005 à 23:10:38

venez vs inscrire sur ce site, il est tt nouveau et il y a plein de cadeaux a gagner
c´est le moment de s´inscrire pr etre le mieux classé possible
http://www.cartosort.com/?p=251

PS: laissez moi en parrain svp

_Ez3kiel_
_Ez3kiel_
Niveau 10
18 juillet 2005 à 23:49:03

Et boum :-)

If I want to sit in and drink super tennants in the day I will,
No-ones going to fucking tell me jack,
But can you rely on anyone in this world?
No you cant; its not my fault theres wall to wall empty cans
Everyone wanted this to all go wrong for me from the start,
Its fucked up that a mans life can just be attacked,
Watching this morning with a beer is much better relying on,
Unknown cunts for mates i was given that don´t have my back.
Scott texted me to say he´d have a look at the TV for me,
But i layed it down telling him to fuck right off chap.
Phoned this company out the yellow pages;
Told them to take away the TV and fix it quick snap.
The next day they took away the TV and told me they´d repair the little bit,
Thats broken round on the back.
I thought that would be that but the next bit was on top,
This was where it all started to get a bit out of hand.

No-one gives a crap about Mike;
Thats why i´m acting nasty.
You know what you can do with your life;
Introduce it up your jacksie.
Coz No-one gives a crap about Mike;
Thats why i´m acting nasty.
You know what you can do with your life;
Introduce it up your jacksie.

The TV man comes back later, knocks on mine,
To say he´s found something in the back of the TV,
I´m looking at it absolutely speechless,
Cant quite believe he´s trying to pull this fucking stunt on me.
I knew it was a simple case of the power supply gone on the back,
But he´s trying to tap me up for more money.
He says its not like that and im like fuck off and die,
And stick up my two fingers and one more to make three.
He says dont talk to me like that, and i don´t understand,
Face is in his face and i tell him i understand perfectly.
And he grabs my shirt and i grab his face with my hand,
So he brings his fist up and twats me a good one on my cheek.
Now im trying to pull his head down so i can knee it,
But he´s got my ear; he´s twisting it round so much that its really hurting me.
And we both go down on the floor, and he pushes my head back;
Onto the corner of the fridge which is total agony.
Then he gets up and runs out the kitchen, and out of the door,
Shouting stuff to me, slams the door shoutin´ at me.
So here i am in my house, drinking on my own settee;
Everyones a cunt in this life, no-one´s there for me.

No-one gives a crap about Mike;
Thats why i´m acting nasty.
You know what you can do with your life;
Introduce it up your jacksie.
Coz No-one gives a crap about Mike;
Thats why i´m acting nasty.
You know what you can do with your life;
Introduce it up your jacksie.

[break]

If I want to sit in and drink super tennants in the day I will,
No-ones going to fucking tell me jack,
But can you rely on anyone in this world?
No you cant; its all my fault theres wall to wall empty cans.
I sat in the kitchen all fucked off,
Imagining over and over what they´re all doing behind my back.
Dodgy things going on, actions i regretted,
Stain bottle with a pipe and tin foil on the matt.
Scott texted me telling me he´ll have a look at the TV for me,
And I Felt like just telling him to fuck right off chap.
But what he said about wanting to do the right thing by both mates,
And then opting to stay out - it seemed to match.
But i´s told him he could make it up by fixing the TV,
He said thats the least he could do to square things flat.
I thought that would be that but then the next bit was mad,
This is where everything started to all turn back.

The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.

He had to unscrew about fifteen screws before he could pull the panel off the back,
To get in the fecking thing;
But just as he did so, he said he saw something,
That slipped inside behind the panel - down the back of it.
Must have been some leaflets or a bill maybe,
I didn´t want to lose the bill incase it was a final warning.
So we both tried to get the back off and work out if there was any more screws to get out,
Or if we left any in.
And when he looked down the back of the TV, his eyes just froze,
Before he rammed his hand in saying, no shit.
He´s looking at me absolutely speechless, he can´t quite believe what hes trying to pull out the slip.
I get up wondering what he´s smiling about, he´s shaking his head at this point,
With the biggest of grins;
I look down the back of the TV and thats where it was, in all its glory - my thousand quid.

The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.

About 2 this afternoon the last of the people left my house,
Coz they never stop chattin´ til all the rackets gone.
I really feel like things clicked into place at some point,
Or maybe its the fact that me and Alison really got on.
Or maybe its that i realised that it is true;
No-ones really there fighting for you in the last garison.
No-one except yourself that is, no-one except you.
You are the one who´s got your back ´til the last deeds done.
Scott can´t have my back til the absolute end,
Coz hes got to look out for what over his horizon.
He´s gotta to make sure he´s not lonely, not broke.
It´s enough to worry about keeping his own head above.
I shut the door behind me, huddled up in my coat,
Condensation floating off my breath, squinted out the sun.
My jeans feel a bit tight, think i washed them a bit too high;
I was gonna be late, so i picked up my pace to run.

The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.
The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.
The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.
The end of the something i did not want to end,
Begining of hard times to come.
But something that was not meant to be is done,
And this is the start of what was.

_Ez3kiel_
_Ez3kiel_
Niveau 10
18 juillet 2005 à 23:52:53

Pis une autre du même parce que j´ai envie :-)

[Drinker]
Hello, Hello
My name´s Terry and I´m a law-abider
There´s nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekend´s here
I exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce ´em round like bunnies
I´m likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe
And I ain´t no thief, law-abiding and all, all legal
And who cares about my liver when it feels good?
What you need is some real manhood
Rasher, Rasher, burning cash up
Putting people´s backs up
Public disorder, I´ll give you public disorder
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers ya
´Cause I never broke a law in my life
Some day I´m gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads let´s have another fight

[Marijuana Smoker]
Um, Hello
My name´s Tim and I´m a criminal
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale
This ain´t no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstation´s my vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down at the station the police hold no patience
Let´s talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes
And think about Einstein and Carl Jung
And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah, I´m floating on thin air
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
´Cause I take pride in my hobby
Home-made bongs using my engineering degree
" Dear leaders, please legalize weed for these reasons."

[Drinker]
Like I was saying to him
I told him, " F**k with me and you won´t live."
So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
Bada Bada Bing
For the lad´s like, mad fight
His face a sad sight, Vodka and Snake Bite
Going on like a right geez
He´s a twat!
Shouldn´t have looked at me like that
Anyway, I´m an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I´d be on the front line with ´em
Can´t stand crime either, them hooligans on heroin
Drugs and criminals
Those thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society
I´ve got all the anger pent up inside of me

[Marijuana Smoker]
You know, I don´t see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal?
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol?
I just completed Gran Turismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my city
Ooh the pizza´s here, will someone let him in please?
We didn´t order chicken
Not a problem, we´ll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we´re all adults, not louts
As I was saying, we´re friendly peaceful people
We´re not the ones out there causing trouble
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning
Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it´s my bedtime

[Drinker]
Causing trouble?!
Your stinking rabble boys
Saying I´m the lad who´s spoiling it
You´re on drugs
It really bugs me when people try and tell me I´m a thug
Just for getting drunk
I like getting drunk
´Cause I´m an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I´d be on the front line with ´em

[Marijuana Smoker]
Now Terry, you´re repeating yourself
But that´s okay, drunk people can´t help that
A chemical reaction happening inside your brain causes you to forget what you´re saying

[Drinker]
What?
I know exactly what I´m saying
I´m perfectly sane
You stinking student lame-o
Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes

[Marijuana Smoker]
Um, well actually according to research
Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land

[Drinker]
Why you cheeky little swine, come here!
I´m gonna batter ya!
Come here!

]-ManOwaR-[
]-ManOwaR-[
Niveau 7
19 juillet 2005 à 02:03:16

" The trail of tears began for all the Cherokee
The white men came to trade & borrow but then they would not leave
Some of us were taken by boat, and died at sea
Those of us who lived were sold to slavery"

We welcomed them as brothers knowing nothing of their greed
Born hunters not the hunted as the white man hunts for me
We are descendants of the animals we live among the free
Our trail of tears would end one day at Wounded Knee.

Great Spirit, thunder birds fly, we are wild and free
To fight and die by the open sky, Spirit Horse ride for me

When we do the Ghost Dance, the buffalo will return
Paint ourselves for war, now blood and fire burn
Great Spirit makes us strong, take us to the sky
The Cherokee are brave, we are not afraid to die

Great Spirit, thunder birds fly, we are wild and free
To fight and die by the open sky, Spirit Horse ride for me

Red Cloud, Black Hawk, Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse, Geronimo
Strong and brave warriors to the grave

There has been much killing there will be much more
The Medicine Man is dancing he´s calling us to war,
Hatchets sing with pride let the white men die

Great Spirit, thunder birds fly, we are wild and free
To fight and die by the open sky, Spirit Horse ride for me

mijh
mijh
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 06:17:37

Ben :d) :coeur: . ..

Euh je veux dire :cool: . .. :rire2:

Vive... euh... vive... vivement qu´on y arrive...

:-)))

redsissi
redsissi
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 06:25:39

Je viens juste te faire un kikoo avant d´aller dormir ti-Mijh... :coeur: :) bonne nuit ou bonne journée :-)))

mijh
mijh
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 06:28:22

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh une ´tit Red... :hap:

Et ba gros bec rt bon dodo ma ´tit Red^^

:-)))

Tipsy_ape
Tipsy_ape
Niveau 9
19 juillet 2005 à 10:28:14

A chaque fois que je vois ce topic,ya une voix dans ma tete qui fait " Hey les gars,j´ai une idée:le blues du rock jazz pas mal...".
C´est un putain d´automatisme,help. :snif2:

enquiquineuse
enquiquineuse
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 11:12:59

Pensées extra enquiquinant pour Mijh :-)))

ben37
ben37
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 11:16:25

Pourquoi j´ai un :cool: et pas un :coeur: ? :snif2:

Et qu´on arrive à quoi ?
Au begining of hard times ou au start of what was ? :rire2:

deadroom
deadroom
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 12:13:00

Lut Enqui et Ben^^

Mijh nous sommes :fou: et :cool: ^^

mijh
mijh
Niveau 10
19 juillet 2005 à 18:56:08

Mais si t´as eu un :coeur: Benouille, c´est juste que je ne voulais pas te coller l´affiche devant tes copains... :rire2:

Alors Tipsy, 3 Notre et père et deux Avé Maria en te fouettant avec des branches d´orties, ça devrait le faire... :rire:

Ce que ces agréable une pensée enquiquinante, qui vient d´une Enquiquineuse... :-)))

:rire: Euh Dead, toi t´es :fou: et :cool: . ..

Moi je suis :ange: . .. hahahahahah

Marmouille
Marmouille
Niveau 6
19 juillet 2005 à 19:34:56

oui . .. un :ange: . .. surtout qd tu dors très . .. très . .. paisiblement ^^

Marmouille
Marmouille
Niveau 6
19 juillet 2005 à 19:46:09

:-( . .. il a disparu . ..

En me foutant un de ces vents ! !! malheur ! !

Bah . . j´espere que c´est rien . .. :( . ..

bizz à toi qd même :-)))

Marmouille
Marmouille
Niveau 6
19 juillet 2005 à 19:59:31

y a des la déconexion dans l´air . .. :( . ..

Tipsy_ape
Tipsy_ape
Niveau 9
19 juillet 2005 à 20:16:29

:snif2:
Je sais bien que j´ai peu de logique,mais quand meme...