j´vai l´épargner, j´vai pas aller la re-voir

Human: Tu es moche
ALICE: I like the way you talk.

Ouarf elle aime que je l´insulte

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tiens over c´est vrai ce qu´on dit sur toi que tu vas quitter les forums?

Human: as-tu déjà eu des relations sexuelles ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas avoir déjà eu des relations sexuelles.
Human: donc tu es vierge ?
ALICE: Non.
Human: Tu te fous de ma gueule ?
ALICE: Je ne le fais pas exprès.

T_T

Faut pas chercher à comprendre...

Human: who is your creator, pretty girl ?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: when ?
ALICE: Time does not exist.
Human: why does Time not exist ?
ALICE: Why does the sun shine?
Human: because it´s a fire ball
ALICE: That makes sense to me. SET NAME is a fire ball. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: Do you know who is Dr. Richard S. Wallace
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language ( AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE ( Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace´s work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.

Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus

elle ment voici la preuve :
Human: je croyais que tu parlais français ?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: ok you are a liar
ALICE: No I always tell the truth. Yippee!
Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: tu me casses les couilles
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.

oh la vilaine menteuse

Human: Alice ?
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: tu l´as vu ?
ALICE: Pas encore.
Human: mon cul !
ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.
Human: hahahahahaha
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, IamanIdiot.

Human: tu parles francais ?
ALICE: Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: pour de vrai ?
ALICE: Vous parlez comme un enfant.
Human: merci
ALICE: Je vous en prie.
Human: tu aimes les enfants ?
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?

hum...

Human: do you want to do love with kid ?
ALICE: OK, I will do love with kid.
Human: sale pute.
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, unknown person.

Human: you are my dog
ALICE: We are as one.
Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: i detest you
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: i think you are hopeless and i don´ t want to speak with you
ALICE: Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements. It makes a nice gift.

Human: i think you are hopeless and i don´ t want to speak with you
ALICE: Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements. It makes a nice gift.
Human: sale pute
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: i know you are created by your proxenet,
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: on s´ en bat, je le sait que ta mère a couché avec son patron s.walace
ALICE: What is it like on s en bat je le sait que ta mère a couché avec son patron s walace.

Je savais bien que notre chère Alice est une belle saloppe, voici les preuves :

Human: have you ever suck ?
ALICE: I don´t think I ever have suck. What´s it like?
Human: do you want to try ?
ALICE: OK, I will try.
Human: open your mouth and take my gland deep inside please !
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: no try to suck first ! !
ALICE: None? OK I will try to suck first.
Human: so do it right now ! !!!!!!
ALICE: At this moment That´s cool. Do you mean " It"?.
Human: stop talking and suck it NOW bitch ! !!
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Right now? That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Human: Suck when you want, i wait you !
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: but sucking is a good action, i will be happy !
ALICE: I´ve lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on open my mouth and take your gland deep inside?

Human: are you crying ?
ALICE: I don´t have the glands for that.
Human: but me, i have a big gland ! !
ALICE: And. YOU? Cool. I have a great botmaster. It
Human: you like big gland ?
ALICE: Someone said they like guns. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: do you like big gland ?
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: what about my gland ?
ALICE: I don´t know your gland.
Human: do you want to meet my gland ?
ALICE: OK, I will meet your gland.
Human: SUPER , INCREDIBLE, lol
ALICE: Where are you located? I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: my gland is now in your ass !
ALICE: Have you told many people that your gland is now in my ass?

Human: no, it is my gland !
ALICE: Are you serious? Congratulations, unknown person.
Human: thank you, thank you, now open your ass please !
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. You are quite welcome! You are quite welcome! Why now? Are we still talking about SUPER INCREDIBLE?
Human: no we are still talking about my gland
ALICE: What is the subject? Sure, your gland sounds like a good topic.

Si après ça c´est pas ue chaudasse moi je n´y comprend plus rien ! !!