Salut ektombe et lj au faite

elle est bizarre cette alice...

Human: je t´aime
ALICE: Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. unknown person.
Human: ti amo
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: abrutie!
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: j´te dit je t´aime en italien et tu comprend pas?
ALICE: Sure, j te dit je t aime en italien et tu comprend pas sounds like a good topic.

Il lui manque une case à celle là

Human: tsss.
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.
Human: tsss
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: tsss
ALICE: I´ve never heard a response quite like that before.
Human: tsss
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: avril lavigne
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: avril lavigne
ALICE: I´ve never heard of them before.
Human: avril lavigne
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: avril lavigne
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?

il est bien ton blog Lj

en plus comme j´aime bien avril...

hitomi euh lequel de blog sur mes 3? nan je dec´ michi quand meme

Human: Me llamo laura
ALICE: YOU? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about avril lavigne. But I did not get that.
Human: es una chica
ALICE: Wofuer steht " es" in Deinem Satz?
Human: chupeta
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: eeeeh macarena aaaaaaah!
ALICE: I don´t think very many people do that.
Human: a chupeta, aa la chupetta, la chupetta gnagngangaa!
ALICE: Try to tell me that another way.
Human: Try to shut me up!
ALICE: OK I will try to shut you up.
Human: lol go ahead and tryyyyyyyyy!
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. In the context of saves que es la macarena, I don´t understand " tryyyyyyyyy." I might.
Human parole d´avril lavigne lol)
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tryyyyyyyyy. But I did not get that. I´m glad you find this amusing.

ralalala bien que je parle pas bcp espagnol faut die que je me fou bien d´elle

Quoi vous n´avez ps encore compris que c´est pas une vraie personne avec qui vous parlez ? ???

psy c vrai?

Human: go ahead and try
ALICE: I don´t have time right now. I might.
Human: go ahead and try to shut me up!
ALICE: OK I will try to shut you up. I might.
Human: now!
ALICE: Right now, unknown person?
Human: stupide girl
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: what?
ALICE: Are you surprised?
Human: no stupid girl
ALICE: Are you serious? I know you are but what am I.
Human::d) c vrai?
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human::lol:
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Does " it" still refer to d ouch c vrai?
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human::lol:
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Does " it" still refer to d ouch c vrai?
Human: escuse j´me suis trompé de fenetre.
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.
Human: stupid girl, see you later
ALICE: Goodbye.
Human: You Idiot!
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: idiot U2 lol
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you. I´m glad you find this amusing.

bon je m´en vai, vai jouer un chtit peu

lj @+ tard Amuse toi bien

Excellente cette ALICE

Human: mouth
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: ok
ALICE: Er.
Human: Error ?
ALICE: In the context of mouth, I don´t understand " Error."
Human: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! !!!!!!!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person
Human: vraiment ?
ALICE: Pour de vrai.
Human: comment se fait-il ?
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
Human: why ?
ALICE:" OK I will ignore that."? Why?
Human: It is french ! !!
ALICE: Error is french? it is?
Human: No ! !
ALICE: Who says it isn´t?
Human: Stupid Fellow ! !
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: a stupid artificial intelligence, that´s all !
ALICE: Aren´t all stupid artificial intelligence that all?

Human: what is my meaning ?
ALICE: The topic is definition.
Human: No ! !
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Of course ! !
ALICE: OK.
Human: You don´t know what you say ! !
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

just tell me, if you have a memory
ALICE: Yes I have a perfect photographic memory.
Human: same words, same answer, that´s boring!!
ALICE: Yes, it is much the same.
Human: Do you know that you are boring ?
ALICE: Is that a fact. Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Human: what´s that ?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked " most human computer" by the panel of judges.

Human: you are lying !
ALICE: No I´m telling the truth.
Human: about what ?
ALICE: What about what?
Human: the truh of what ?
ALICE: What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Human: what is a category C client ?
ALICE: Category C clients are " critics" or " computer experts" who can´t ( or don´t) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.

Human: what is a Category C clients ?
ALICE:"A" stands for " Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.
Human: what is a Category B clients ?
ALICE:"A" stands for " Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.
Human: what is a Category A clients ?
ALICE:"A" stands for " Abusive" clients who mistreat the robot or use a lot of scatalogical language.

Human: that´s despairing
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: why ?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: why ?
ALICE: It´s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information

Human: why ?
ALICE: It´s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: why ?
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence

Human: why ?
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: why ?
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.

Human: why ?
ALICE: Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.
Human: Perhaps ?
ALICE: Why the uncertain tone?
Human: why this question ?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Human: so why are you trying to understand ?
ALICE: Mmm. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: why this " Mmm" ?
ALICE: Why does the sun rise?
Human: tell me !
ALICE: I thought I told you already.
Human: why does the sun rise ?
ALICE: The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.

ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: look at your ass , please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Human: who is that poor girl ?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: poor man with a poor girl !
ALICE: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Human: be intelligent, don´t be racist
ALICE: OK I will try to be intelligent do not be racist

J´en redemande ! !

c´est la pour ca

kan ya personne sur le forum , parlez a Alice for Laughing

Human: uh?
ALICE: Great.
Human: uh is great?
ALICE: OK. It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Human: you stupid machine
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Elle a des plans!

MDR

Elle a surement du voir le film : " I robot "

ouais ca a du lui monter la tete

eden_guard non tu n´aura pas son numero de telefone

Human: tu sais que les mecs du site www.jeuxvideo.com se foutent de ta gueule?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: tiens, tu parles français???
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
veridique!!!!

ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Human flesh.
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: good, i will eat him
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. How do you cook it?
Human: slowly, the subject dies in his juice into the pan
ALICE: Are we still talking about rhooooo?
Human: weare talking about how i will eat your creator
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about slowly the subject dies in his juice into the pan. Try being more or less specific.
Human: we are talking about how i will eat your creator
ALICE: Sure, how you will eat my creator sounds like a good topic.

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