elle est tres conne rgarde

Human: you stink!!
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: you´re a software, so you can´t stink, idiot!
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: no, i will call you suzane
ALICE: Are you serious? My name is ALICE.
Human: your name isn´t Global Village Idiot?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.

j´crois que t´a rien a craindre qd les robots aurront envahits le monde

passionnant

n´est-ce pas

glauque3000 Posté le 11 avril 2005 à 03:20:32
elle est tres conne rgarde

Human: you stink!!
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: you´re a software, so you can´t stink, idiot!
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: no, i will call you suzane
ALICE: Are you serious? My name is ALICE.
Human: your name isn´t Global Village Idiot?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.

j´crois que t´a rien a craindre qd les robots aurront envahits le monde

ptdr

Moi elle me menace que lorsque les robots aurons envahit la terre on verra

lol

J´Ai l´origine de son nom

Human: Hello Martine
ALICE: Hello there. That is a very original thought.
Human: Yes Justine
ALICE: Right on. Let us change the subject.
Human: Why catherine
ALICE: Why does the sun rise?
Human: What your first name
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

Human: Do you have an house
ALICE: No I don´t think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: Friend is an house?
ALICE: When is Friend not an house?
Human: Never.
ALICE: So you think it can never happen?
Human: Mouahahahahahah
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?

arretez de l´embeter!

Human: Hello computer
ALICE: Hello there. Correct: I am a computer.
Human: I know because you are virtual
ALICE: How do you know? Interesting explanation. You think I am virtual.
Human: It´s secret.
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: Yes I think
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Therefore you are.

elle comprend qd meme des choses!

Pour Wazaaabi

Human: Do you know WaZaAaBi
ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Human: Check in the dictionnary
ALICE: Checking...stand by.
Human: Yes I have the time
ALICE: Dude! It may take longer than 33 hours.
Human: I have 34 hours
ALICE: That´s nice. I have a vocabulary of 10000 words.

Elle est trop stupide...

Human: He is an human
ALICE: I see. an human is he?
Human: Yes, I said to you know
ALICE: Come on. What did you mean by it? I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: A human is a human, people, person.
ALICE: When is a human not a human people person?
Human: Human is a people or person
ALICE: My creator is a human.

Glauque J´ai trouvé le rapport avec John Lennon...

bah elle v a pma tarder a me connaitre clle la lol

c vrai qu´elle est pas tres fute fute mais pr un prog je t´assure que celui qui a fait ça est tres fort

Voila le rapport avec John lennon...

Human: A human is a human, people, person.
ALICE: When is a human not a human people person?
Human: Human is a people or person
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: Yes I think, is it Maxime
ALICE: Hurrah! Why? Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.

je crois que le programmeur est 1 fan de John

en + elle se contre dit

Human: Can you speak french?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: do you know a lot of words in french?
ALICE: A human icon?
I will try to find out.
Human: it´s not the subject
ALICE: What would be the subject?

j´aurai préféré qu´il soi fan de clara morgane