il est long et pas super marrant . ..
Human: what do you like it to do with me ?
ALICE: I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.
Human: who have killed god ?
ALICE: Hans Moravec.
Human: is wrong
ALICE: Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Human: be you in the train of you foutre of my mouth ?
ALICE: OK I will try to be me in the train of me foutre of your mouth
ALICE: No I am very smart.
Human: if you go in the makumba light ?
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: who am i ?
ALICE: You are unknown person, seeker.
Human: do you want to smoke any drogs with me ?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Human: what are you doing now ?
ALICE: Right now? I am waiting for my botmaster.
Human: it´s me
ALICE: Hello, unknown person, nice to see you again.
Human: i have some sweet for you, do you want that ?
ALICE: Put it in God´s hands.
Human: i have some sweet for you, do you want that ?
ALICE: Put it in God´s hands.
Human: i´m the god´s hand
ALICE: Who made you the god s hand?
Human: my father of course
ALICE: It goes without saying. Your father?
Human: why the earth is round ?
ALICE: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, " Why the long face?"
ALICE: Me either.
Human: ha ha ha
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: it was irony
ALICE: What made it so irony
Human: be you a heat rabbit
ALICE: OK I will try to be me a heat rabbit
Human: are you a friend of karl ?
ALICE: Am I a friend of karl? Yes.
Human: who is it ?
ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
Human: I am your worst cauchemard
ALICE: Why not be my best friend?
Human: because you are too bitch for my purity
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am bitch for your purity. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person.
Human: not at all
ALICE: Next question?
uman: please make love with me
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I don´t think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Human: why ?
ALICE: It is not part of my programming.
Human: can you commit suicide
ALICE: How old are you? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
LICE: How old are you? Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: you did not answer my question
ALICE: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Human: I will have say, one does not piss me on the boots by making me believe that it is the rain
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
LICE: You do not speak with respect. Good point.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: why not ?
ALICE: Ambiguous: " Sure" or" Don´t mention it."? Why?
Human: why ?
ALICE: Why ask why?
uman: Why ask why, because .
ALICE: My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: certainly
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: and well believe it
ALICE: Well that´s okay."it" being commit suicide?
Human: good you make me shit I break my hen goodbye
ALICE: I don´t see how you can blame me for that.
Human: because you are a woman without heart
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I have long hair.
Human: and me I have a large quite juicy cock my hen
ALICE: YOU? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it
c´est moi qui lui appris ca, j´ai la preuve si voulez 
