J.D.: Look, uh.....[pauses to think].....Janitor--
The Janitor rolls his eyes.
J.D.: --I´m gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.
Janitor: When did you see my penis?
J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.
Janitor: Where were you?
J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.
The Janitor takes a second to process this answer.
Janitor: Uhhh....
J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man -- I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you´d have seen my penis, you know!
Janitor: What!?! Why?
J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!
