Me:
t´es nul
God:
I think TU ES nul is a lot of things.
Me:
je m´ennuie
God:
Il y a pourtant des tas de choses excitantes à faire dans la vie.

Me:
tu es beau ?
God:
Merci , vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Me:
tu es sexy ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
faisons l´amour
God:
Attention! Un australopithèque vient juste d être détecté.

ohhhh , mon beau nicky...
NICKY NICKY NICKY

Me:
do you use MSN?
God:
I use it as often as possible.

https://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-1-10144059-1-0-1-0-0.htm

Me:
do you play badminton?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
what is turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, ´"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"´.

Ouf il sais comment passer le temps ce bon vieux dieu

Me:
put dildo in your ass
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
put your penis in my vagina
God:
OK I will put it there.

Me:
do you love my dick?
God:
Yes Broody God loves everyone and everything.

Me:
do you have a dick?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
are a male and a woman?
God:
I really couldn´t say for sure.

Me:
my cock is big
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.

L´art et la manière de pas répondre aux question :

Me:
Hello bastard
God:
Hello there. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
why theye are wars in the world?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
and why theye are wars in the world?
God:
How much time do you have? The whole world?
Me:
yes it´s that. And now, why theye are wars in the world?
God:
How can I help you? The explanation is that? it is? Why now? The explanation is rather complicated. The whole world?
Me:
yes the wole world.
God:
Uh. Who told you that?

Me:
where do you live
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Tell me a little about your life in Heaven
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It´s called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
You like Elvis?
God:
Yes ELVIS is a really cool robot.

Alors le King serait un robot?!

Me: Burn in hell bastard!
God: Do you have any matches?

Il est pas si con...

Me:
in your face
God:
Are you asking about my face?
Me:
yes
God:
I don´t want to talk about that now.
Me:
why
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
no i want it now
God:
Right now? Are you serious? I hope you get it.
Me:
right now mother fucker
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree. You do not speak with respect.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I´ll stop talking now.
Me:
sorry
God:
There´s no need to apologize.
Me:
suck my dick
God:
You are a Category A client.

Je crois que sa a pas été mit :

Me:
Do you believe in God ?
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Whos is God ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.

Blasphème !

c´est genial ce truc y´en a pas d´autres dans le meme genre??

I won´t say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
say something
God:
" something".
Me:
say something other
God:
" something other".
Me:
don´t kid me
God:
I don´t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
you have a lot
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
say you are the real god
God:
" you are the real god".
Me:
mouahahahahahaha
God:
Are you still located in FRANCE?
Me:
how do you know it
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

il m´en faut d´autre c´est genial ca fait ameliorer notre anglais

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