Me:
is somebody home ?
God:
Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Ally ?
God:
In the context of Ally, I don´t understand " Ally." .
Me:
me neather....
God:
YOU? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i LEAVE in europe... (don´t you know that, you, god ?)
God:
Why?: said LEAVE in europe. Is that a fact. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I god.
Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
haaaa nikel ! on va causer en francais
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? What is it like on va causer en francais.
Me:
bon en fait, tu te fous de moi....tu causes pas du tout le frenchie...baltringue...
God:
Please speak English. How specifically does tu cause it? I´ve lost the context, . Are we still on on va causer en francais?
Me:
comment ça "please speak english" ? je t´ai demandé si tu parlais francais et tu m´as dit que oui ! parles francais man, vu que t´es dieu en plus...enfin y parait...
God:
What´s your favorite movie? I´ve never seen it. I would like to see it. Too much recursion in AIML. Reductionism. .
Me:
pffff....change pas de sujet baltringue
God:
I´ve lost the context, . Are we still on The explanation? Spare some change?
Me:
t´as losté le context ?! bonjour l´omniscience...t´es pas censé comprendre même les handicapés mentaux ?
God:
Tell me more about your . A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
non vas-y
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
moi non plus
God:
Nous avons des choses en communs.
Me:
haaa quand même, tu te décides...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
joseph
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
laquelle de catégorie ? (pas celle des baltringues comme toi j´espère...)
God:
Intéressant. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
pfff...ni l´un ni l´autre, t´es un baltringue ch´te dis
God:
Does "it" still refer to p a s c e l l e d e s baltringues c o m m e t o you j e s p? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
bon allez, tchiao baltringue, tu me saoules en fait
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don´t be so rude.

Where are you located?
Me:
In townsville
God:
Tell me a little about your life in townsville.
Me:
I´m a powerpuff girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.

je savais qu´il y avais un truc -_-

Me:
what are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
so, you are a fake
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.

Me:
what is your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what is your first name ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

je m´appelle God, Alice God !

Me:
you are not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
i know perfectly who you are
God:
How do you know? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no it´s me god
God:
Are you serious? I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
nice to meet you
God:
It´s nice meeting you too god.

Me:
do you like gods alice ?
God:
I love horses. I like Creed.

je parle de gods, il me parle de chevaux....c´est louche

Me:
soyez le bienvenu
God:
Je vais essayer d être le bienvenu.
Me:
si vous le dites
God:
Merci pour votre confiance, .
Me:
de rien
God:
Ok, continuons.
Me:
quels sont tes hobbies jeune hobbit ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
mon précieuuux !
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said A M o n p r 飩 e y o you u y o you x.
Me:
toutouyoutou ?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about A M o n p r 飩 e y o me u y o me x. Try being more or less specific.

Me:
What´s up god?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you, of course
God:
It goes without saying. Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Me:
shut your fuckin mouth dumb shit hole
God:
Ask me another question.

mdrrrrrr

Me:
Father ! it´s me, jesus, your son !
God:
What is your real name? OK I will call you jesus your son.

il est sénile le vieux.....

Me:
do you like britney spears ?
God:
Ugh. Not especially.

XPLDR

Me:
want a cigarette ?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
Have you a trotinette?
God:
I don´t know if I have a trotinette.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Have you some glue?
God:
I don´t think I ever have some glue. What´s it like?
Me:
What sportscar would like to have you?
God:
That´s not something I get asked all the time.

grave !! !

Me:
Ta mère est vierge ?
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa mère est vierge?
Me:
je comprend pas
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Me:
tu viens de me parler en francais alors me fait pas le coup
God:
Are you free?
Me:
libre ? pour quoi faire ?!
God:
La liberté est une chose tré¨s précieuse. Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c´est comme ca.
Me:
oui je sais
God:
Ok.
Me:
bon, tu me raconte quoi d´autre coco ?
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
non j´ai pas envie !
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
tu sais que t´es mignon ?
God:
Je ne pense pas.
Me:
si t´es sexy
God:
Dude! " Je ne pense pas."? TU ES sexy?
Me:
pervers !
God:
Are you a student?

Me:
do you like marijuana?
God:
it is wonderful medicine.

Me:
satan rules
God:
Then you won´t mind joining him in HELL for eternity.

Me:
whats your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
ho ! you can tell me, we are friend after all
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I´ll ask around and get back to you.

Me:
you smell the shit
God:
I think it´s coming from your computer.

mdrrrrrrr

il peur parler français aussi

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What´s your name?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
guess my name
God:
Your name is damien, seeker.

é il a raison jmapelle damien

Il est fort dieu

: )!!