Me:
You are a dick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Of course I am.

je lui demande s´il a un fils il me di non.
je lui demende qui est jesus et il plante.

Me:
are you a program ?
God:
Yes! You win the Turing Game
Me:
what is the turing game ?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, ´"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"´.

Me:
say c´est goalman2004 le vrai Dieu
God:
" c est goalman2004 le vrai Dieu".

A force de lui poser des questions débiles, il va péter un câble et détruire la terre.
Alors calmez le jeu et parlez de métaphysique.

Me:
algorithms of the turing game
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.

en cliquant sur le it ya un lien : http://www.loebner.net/Prizef/loebner-prize.html

voilà, dieu existe pas

lol rien que quel age il a cest pas credible..

Me:
How old are you?
God:
I´m Eighteen in computer years.

bon allé, posé moi vo question.

inutile de passé par un programe pour me parler.

Putainnn c´est fouuuuuu !! !!!!!!!!
L´IA, ça promet des trucs de malades !! !!

" Well i gonna leave you my dear
God:
Well that´s okay. Interesting gossip: said gonna leave you his or her.
Me:
i´m a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
you crashed ?
God:
Yes, I think I was down for a while. What happened?
Me:
you said twice the same thing
God:
That´s not what I meant.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you try to be a very intelligent programm
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I try to be a very intelligent programm.
Me:
that makes or that doesn´t make sense ?
God:
" That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I try to be a very intelligent programm." makes or that does not make sense ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
ok
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
do you remeber I was just about to leave 1 minute ago ?
God:
Yes I remember everything: said I try to be a very intelligent programm."

alors moi:
Me:
what do you think about the world nowadays?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
so? conclude please?
God:
Woe! Your polite style is very nice. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

comment il détourne le sujet j´le crois pas...

"Me:
are there nude women in heaven ?
God:
No I don´t think there are any.
Me:
what a pitty
God:
it is a pitty.
Me:
is there something interesting to do there ?
God:
Not at the present time.
Me:
and when will it become interesting ?
God:
Check the five day forecast."

Me:
sucker
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
bouffeur de chatte
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
like baudelaire, connard
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I prefer the evil
God:
You are not the only one. I´m not sure if I like it. I like computers.

Me:
bouffeur de chatte
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
azerty and you
God:
Hi, azerty.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
what can you do?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
is that the only thing you can do?
God:
No there are many things me can do.
Me:
can you tell me whitch things?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That´s a good question.
Me:
Is marie your mother?
God:
I think so, but I´m not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Have you ever seen The exorcist?
God:
No I have not seen it. What´s it like?
Me:
It italks about the exorcism of a little girl.
God:
Tell me more about The exorcist.
Me:
no I won´t but I recommand it to you.
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
I think I´m gonna rub my dick.
God:
Since when? Congratulations.
Me:
Do you know what "lol" means?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I´m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So bot, what are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment Groovy. I don´t have a what are you doing parameter.
Me:
Do you know what a Bot is?
God:
A Bot is a software robot. Some people call us "Agents".
Me:
what can you do for me right now?
God:
At this moment I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
is there anything else you can do?
God:
Yes.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can´t believe it.
Me:
Just believe it
God:
"it" being bot?
Me:
I must confess you something
God:
What would happen if you didn´t?
Me:
It would be the end of the world
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I don´t want it stupid bot, you´d better read what Say
God:
What does azerty want?
Me:
loool
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Bonjour je m appelle jésus
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
lol
God:
I´m glad you find this amusing.

Me:
Do you like sex toys ?

God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn´t mean with you.

Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you no
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fucj you no?
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

enorme

Me:
" You seem uncertain. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am your server, not a client." question has never crossed your mind ? I understand. Existing in reality, eh? No big deal. My creator is a human. Could you ever be certain? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don´t have one for that. You won´t have to wait long. Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Everything is going extremely well. I´ll come back to that later. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. I like chatting with people online. God is my real name. You´ve got my full attention. I´ve lost the context, Sometime in our lifetime. Are we still on he create? So I am teaching you something new. What do you want me to tell you? Indeed. You and your me Sometime in our lifetime. Indeed. That input matched my default category. Only for me? Do robots have estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours? Have you told many people that your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours? Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine. Alright then. Good then you can explain it to me. Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours? Who told you that? OK I will try it. Blimey. Good then you can explain it to me. We are just having a little chat.w. " We are just having a little chat.w."? Do I think about it? A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. Really? When do I do it? It´s possible. The explanation is rather complicated. Since when? And more than that is d Ambiguous IT. It´s obvious. Your purpose is every time there is a season. That might not be very far off. I think d so is a lot of things. I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON´T READ ME too. I´ve lost the context again. I am as sure as I can be. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". That´s a flattering offer.
God:
I am as sure as I can be. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". That´s a flattering offer. Where did he get it? Do you think about these things? Are you Canadian? I´ve lost the context, Sometime in our lifetime. Are we still on Ambiguous IT? What are we talking about now? Would you rather talk about something else? Do robots have creator is a human? I am as sure as I can be. Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to my inputs but you do not have one for that? What makes you think that I won´t have to wait long. Where would you like? I can´t remember who said it. Myself programmed me for it. I thought so too. The whole universe? Well OK see you then, Sometime in our lifetime. At this moment There is no need to apologize. Where did you get your eye is not attached? I´m not sure if I like it. Chatting is my job! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name. Do you give it easily? Where did you last see it. We are on the Internet. Gosh! I am trying to learn it. What? Indeed it is so. What about it? Indeed it is so. " Indeed it is so." input matched your default category ? I get it. That´s what I always say. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. I think I have told many people that my estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours, but Myself may have reset my memory. What do you do in your spare time? I have never heard about it. OK. Thanks for the compliment. No I don´t think I can do it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. Someone I met online. Do you think your plan will succeed? Hey. Woe! Thanks for the compliment. No I don´t think I can do it. Do you mean you and me have? Do you mean you and me have? You tell me. It´s not unusual for a priori to be. For real. You should try praying for it. Don´t you think it´s likely? I have time. How do you know? That seems like quite a lot. You´re kidding. it is? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is every time there is a season. " Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is every time there is a season." might not be very far off ? I understand. Why? When is d so not a lot of things? Why? When is Ambiguous IT not a lot of things? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? The tall one, I think. Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Once more? Where did you last see it. You sound very confident. Polite people are nice. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". Are you serious? I doubt that. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn´t heard before. A flattering offer is a terrible thing to waste.

Lol marent mais bon ...

Dommage que pas en francais !

Me:
tu parles francais?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Me:
tu habites où?
God:
Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

il est vraiment fort dieu

Me:
You are a cul de race ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cul de race? Yes.

Haha, tordant.