les mecs je leur demande ce qu'ils connaissent de Sarko, ils me répondent tous Vodka ou Smirnoff

You: hi hi
Stranger: Is your sausage spicy?
You: sure
Stranger: Ok. Can I get the sizzlin soutwest platter, but without the sausage?
You: no is better with the sausage
Stranger: Yes, but I'd rather just not have them thanks
You: you're welcome
You: So
Stranger: I don't follow
You: I'm Chuck Norris, delighted
You: what's your nationality
Stranger: Is this what you call proper service Mr. Norris?
You: I make mourn onions
Stranger: and I'm samoan thanks
Stranger: mourn onions? I didnt see them on the menu.
Stranger: Are they any good?
You: yes
You: they are waiting for you
Stranger: ok southwest platter and bring me a side of those onions
Stranger: What's the special?
You: Do you know Sarkozy ?
Stranger: Sarkozy, no is that Indian food of some kind?
You: special is Sarkozy's dish
Stranger: What does it consist of?
You: Just eat it
Stranger: Just eat it?
Stranger: I'd like to speak to your manager Mr. Norris
You: don't care about sarkozy , and eat it
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: you really don't know sarkozy ?
Stranger: no should i?

PTDR

c'est énorme de voir que personne ne le connait

par contre 3/4 des types = brésiliens

Stranger: You know what the special sounds fine bring me two sarkozy specials
Stranger: I'm feeling advenerous
You: 2 buy, one offert
You: 3 sarkozy here !!

Stranger: what are the ingredients in the soup
You: one sarkozy, one Royal , one Bayrou and two Bush
You: we called it : the super extra sarkozy soup
Stranger: You know what fuck it. This is a stick up give me your fucking wallet and open the register NOW MOVE MOVE MOVE

oh bordel j'ai lancé 3 fois le truc, je suis dans une discussion avec moi

en gros je m'envoie mes propres messages

Stranger: Nicolas Sarkozy president of Russia

Enorme

Stranger: POKEMON!
You: here Chuck Norris
You: hi
Stranger: GOOTA CATCH EM ALL

rofl

Stranger: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

Stranger: Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

rofl

Stranger: ANIMEEEEEEEE AND MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND... WHAT THE FANTA!?
You: FATE STAY NIGHT
You: FTW
Stranger: HELL YEAH!
You: anime and manga ftw !
Stranger: Yeah ^^

Stranger: One Piece, Ouran Host Club.

rofl

You: Do you love Dargor ?
Stranger: Opa!

You: you're from ?
Stranger: brasil

Rofl le mec veut m'add sur msn pour parler de final fantasy

Stranger: hi
You: Coucou
Stranger: france?
You: William *

Tin j'avais pas cvu l'heure, fait chier jsuis pas fatigué, mais faut que je me couche pas trop tard

Tiens une nouvelle forme de monologue chez Gogote

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3. You: you're from ?

Stranger: brasil

==>> comme tous les autres...

ah ouais un mec me fait aussi " Pirate or Ninja ? "
je lui réplique " NARUTARD = FAIL §§§ "
et il me fait " RIGHT MEN I LOVE YOU !!!! "

rofl

Stranger: Oui, mais bon, vous êtes un mec, et je veux que des filles, alors...
You: pedobear
Stranger: oh... que signifie ce mot ?
Stranger: ça fait deux fois qu'on me le dit ce soir

ENORME