Dr. Cox: Nine pounds in a _week_!? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your _ass_ off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone´s clogged artery. And all that a person has to do, really, is -- oh, I don´t know -- go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I´m supposed to be Dr. Give A Crap, but you wanna know the God´s honest truth? And this is a fact -- you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn´cha!
Perry Cox et ses petites histoires 
What a man.