t trop con, ms je men doutai ta cru ke javé ke ca a fer copié coller et c bon lol
ms je voi ke tu t interressé dc jen deduis ke tu fé partie ds attardes mentaux
nvo cours: insultes en Anglais, tres utile
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English is your second language, isn´t it? You don´t have a first. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.I don´t think you are a fool after reading your post, but what´s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? I see you´ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Well, you´re certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. I suggest you need Mark Twain´s advice; " It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. I´d get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn´t be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your father didn´t screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren´t so fat that you look like The Michelin Man man on steroids, or if you didn´t have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Nah, of course you would.
It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can´t understand a word you´re blabbering. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. I´d get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn´t come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren´t intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren´t so fat that your local ´All-You-Can-Eat´ buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn´t have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.
If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn´t be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug´s ass. If ignorance were a disability, you´d get the full pension. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: " You live and learn. At any rate, you live."In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.
Your total worth amounts to less than the appalling squandering of oxygen and water required to keep you from being maggot meat, you dungaree-sporting dufus. If you had any sense of decency, you´d become a suicide bomber, you Grandma-chasing bloomer fetishist.
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