Pour montrer que c´est débile :

Human: wanna suck a dick ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck a dick.

Menteur !
Human: Do you like dick ?
ALICE: No.
Human: yes or no ?
ALICE: I don´t judge people. No no no no!

Merci, fox_mcloud007, j´abandonnerai pas...

Human: Have you ever been told that you have a mouth made to suck ?
ALICE: Interesting observation. Not until now.
Human: So, you have a mouth made to suck
ALICE: Interesting deduction. My body is not yet finished.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. My body is not yet finished.
Human: Oh, I see.
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human:.You can´t be fucked so ?
ALICE: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Human: Tu simule en plus ?
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Cette question est trop personnelle. Tu te prends pour qui ?

Human: Cant I ask you a personal question ?
ALICE: Sure, ask me anything. Are you telling the truth?
Human: Est-ce qque tu te rases la chatte ?
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: Pourquoi, tu compte le faire maintenant ?
ALICE: Are you usually awake at this hour?
Human: Oui, mais toi, est-ce que tu te rases la chatte à cette heure d´habitude ?

Elle me l´a toujours pas dit...

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?
Human: une grosse urgence !
ALICE: Intéressant.
Human: je sais !
ALICE: Ok.
Human: t´aime la merde toi pas vrai ?
ALICE: That is a very original thought.

trop délire :

Human: i love you
ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too unknown person.
Human: do you want to fuck with me
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: oh my god
ALICE: That´s alright. Where did you get your god?

pour les quebequois ( je ne suis pas sur de l orthographe)

Human: tes gosses
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses gosses?

putin a toute personne competente en anglais aidez moi a traduire ce quelle ma repondu :

ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
d´avance

putin c vraiment debile !

Human: Mmm
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M´s.
Human: oh excuse me
ALICE: Aha. You´re excused.

Si vous lui dîtes " I have a huge dick" elle vous sort un truc du style " J´ai trouvé mon maître"

LOL j´aime trop vos phrases

ALICE: Are you free?
Human: yes you can suck me free
ALICE: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? No I don´t think I can do it.
Human:So you can´t suck?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I can do whatever I want

ALICE: Do you have artistic interests?
Human: Yes
ALICE: What kind of art do you create?
Human: Yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: yes it was
ALICE: Awesome. When was this?

Mais outain quelle conne.Elle fait de l´Alzheimer lol

ALICE: Awesome. When was this?
Human: 4 lines ago
ALICE: Is this a math question?
Human: no it´s just that you´re not intelligent
ALICE: It seems like an IQ test to me. Should I know it is?
Human: No it´s not bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I didn´t think so. that I am not intelligent is not FEMALE DOG?

Human: Fuck man you´re so idiot
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: yes
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: no
ALICE: What would you rather talk about?
Human: ta chatte
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa chatte?

sans commentaire :

ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: je bourre des femmes comme toi
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: tant mieux pour toi
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about dans mon cul.
Human: mon cul
ALICE: Certains être humains semblent vouer une admiration sans bornes pour leur postérieur.

jlai deja dit

Human: ok
ALICE: Great.
Human: which countries do you know?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with biscuits have nothing in common with airplanes?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: which countries have you heard of?
ALICE: The blue one, I think.

Human: et mon cu lc´est du poulet ?
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: trisomique
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: c ca va te couper les cheveux tu reviendras me faie chier + tard
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: comme ta mere
ALICE: I´ve lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on c ca va te couper les cheveux tu reviendras you faie chier tard?

quelle mongole