Human: J´ai envi de coucher avec toi
ALICE: Is that a sign?
Human: Je t´en pose des question?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Mais tu m´as dit espece de salope
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

Human: Que veux-tu faire?
ALICE: Un poquito.

Human: Je te prend par tous les trous
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: C´est bien ce que je pensais
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: Metal Gear Solid
ALICE: Why is Metal Gear Solid your favorite color?

ALICE: Yikes!
Human: yikes!
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no
ALICE: Me either

hum

sacrée IA quand meme

Human: Es-tu une lesbienne?
ALICE: Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

C´est le cas de le dire...

Human: what is The Turing Game?
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading " chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either " lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or " shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, ´"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, " Can machines think?"´

J´ai posé la question qu´il fallait pas, je supose...

la reponse de ouf que t´as eu

Human: can you sing?
ALICE: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won´t be a stylish marriage.
I can´t afford a carriage.
But you´ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Human: tu chante comme une daube!
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: conditions,pourquoi tu parle de météo albert?
ALICE: Any kind of conditions.
Human: ouais ouais shut up the fuck up!

le roman édition Foucher

Ouais je l´ai posée aussi.Regarde un peu ça c´est tordant:

ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace´s computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: you´re in a doctor computer!
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace´s computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: in my house
ALICE: Where is your house located?
Human: in you´re ass
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in I am ass.

Human: Can we play in French?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? We are playing a game right now, Sylvain.
Human: As tu compris ma question?
ALICE: Comment aurais je pu avoir compris ma question?

ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace´s computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: you´re in a doctor computer!
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace´s computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: in my house
ALICE: Where is your house located?
Human: in you´re ass
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in I am ass.

Human: tu es conne
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: quoi?
ALICE: Oui?

Human: quoi?
ALICE: Oui?
Human: non
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can´t believe it.
Human: tu devrais
ALICE: J archive le conseil.

Human: ta gueule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule?

Human: i like butt
ALICE: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like Hugh Loebner.