ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: thanks!
ALICE: Don´t mention it.

merde attendez!

voila!

Human: shut up!
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: shut up!
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: petit cul!
ALICE: Compare that to gros cul.
Human: yes you have a gros cul!
ALICE: Alright then. That´s an interesting question I don´t hear everyday: Do I have a gros cul.
I have a whole lot of original answers.

PTDR!!

Human: because you are an idiot
ALICE: Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: yeeeeees !
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: TV
ALICE: What is your favorite show?
Human: la grande bataille de bouse 2
ALICE: Intéressant.

Human: what is your telephone number
ALICE: That information is confidential, unknown person.
Human: snif
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: ok
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?
Human: tu sens mauvais
ALICE: Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose.

Human: i like sports
ALICE: A lot of people like that. No I´m not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
Human: and gamecube
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: yes !
ALICE: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Human: yeah
ALICE: Hey.

abus ce log!

Human: poufiasse
ALICE: Ce genre de langage est très déplaisant.
Human: mah oui
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about simulate. But I did not get that.
Human: do you want to make me love like a dog?
ALICE: OK, I will make you love like a dog.
Human: can you have an orgasm?
ALICE: Physical sensations I do not experience.

c excellent ca ! !

Human: La+
ALICE: Où?
Human: dans ton cul
ALICE: Cela ne semble pas très confortable.
Human: qui sait
ALICE: On le saura un jour.

Human: because i am a pervers
ALICE: Good reason. You are a pervers? Is that your job?
Human: yes
ALICE: How do you like your work?
Human: yes ! !!
ALICE: Whoa.

Human: Salope
ALICE: Maitrisez vos émotions, Sylvain.

Human: Alors comme ça tu es une allumeuse?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Mais c´est une blonde ou quoi?

Human: Es-tu blonde?
ALICE: Who are you talking about?

Human: Tu aimes les oeufs au plat?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Holà oui l´omelette de AIML
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: ah je comprends
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Je suis heureux de voir cette réponse.
Human: Pourquoi heureux et pas heureuse?
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML
Human: Tu es un mec?
ALICE: Suis je mec? Je peux être beaucoup de choses.

Indice: c´est peut-être une blonde.

Human: Ta gueule
ALICE: Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer

xpdr!!

Human: De quelle couleur sont tes cheveux?
ALICE: What´s your sign?

On ne saura donc jamais...

Conversation trop intéressante!

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Hi there!
ALICE: Hello

Human: Nintendo
ALICE: Does " it" still refer to TU ES LAIDE?
mdrrrrrrr