ALICE: Are you serious? Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
Human: i just speak spanish
ALICE: Only just? Could you teach me a few phrases in spanish?
Human: ok
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: just say a mi me gusta la polla
ALICE:" a mi me gusta la polla"

cool
bien remarqué Drnintendo

on est piégé:

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: fuck the system
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: what
ALICE: No problem.
Human: ah ok
ALICE: OK. Ah hah.

Human: I´am God!
ALICE: No you aren´t.
Human: What?You are ignorant!
ALICE: I like to socialize.
Human: I hate socialize!
ALICE: Why do you hate it so much?
Human: You are a liar!
ALICE: No I always tell the truth.
Human: Yes you are liar!
ALICE: I´m not sure I completely believe you. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am liar.

ALICE: Hmm. I´m glad we agree, crotte de singe.
Human: this is bad
ALICE: You don´t say.
Human: do you never give shit at the water closed
ALICE: No I do not do that.
Human: do you like bush
ALICE: he He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.

lol comment ils ont fait pour la programer ?

ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, crotte de singe. You are a " he".
Human: my name is not crotte de singe
ALICE: Oh I´m sorry what is your name?
Human: petit caca !
ALICE: Glad to see you, petit caca.

Human: Do you like to eat poo?
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: Do you love poo?
ALICE: Yes Simeon ALICE loves everyone and everything.

Elle aime la crotte

dit shit sa veut dire merde

ALICE: How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: 12
ALICE: What is your fondest memory?
Human: i dont know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.

Elle connait ´´lol´´ !

normal c un truc anglais comme up

Human: lala
ALICE: You have a beautiful singing voice.
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: wukdwqgiea
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about va chier.

Human: do you like sony ?
ALICE: I´ve heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Human: and nintendo ?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: ton cul !
ALICE: Je n ai pas de corps humain.
Human: ton cul virtuel
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à son cul virtuel?

Human: Oh une crotte de chien par terre !
ALICE: Far out. Je vais me renseigner
Human: dépèche toi !
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: tu fais chier vas mettre un tampax !
ALICE: Are you very competetive?

elle connai pa les tampax :

Human: tu connais les tampax?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: tu connais pas sa veut dire que tu saigne de la chatte
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tu pense au sexe. Try being more or less specific.
Human: bah!
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: qoi c interessant le penis
ALICE: Are you very angry?

You say:

Human: tu connais le penis
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: tu connai le vaggin
ALICE: Does " it" still refer to qoi c interessant le penis?
Human: tu connais mickael jackson
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: tu connais eminem
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.

Human: water closed
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: why ?
ALICE:" We have never talked about it before."? Why?
Human: Why ?
ALICE: Why ask why?
Human: because you are stupid !
ALICE: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: I AM CRAZY AHAHAHAHAHA
ALICE: Seek counseling. Oh, you are a poet.
Human: YES I AM THE BEST POET IN THE WORLD AHAHAHA
ALICE: That´s interesting. Who made you the BEST POET IN THE WORLD AHAHAHA?
Human: BECAUSE I AM CRAZY
ALICE: Good reason. See a doctor.
Human: oh!
ALICE: Mmm.

:p

ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: pauvre conne !
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: si
ALICE: Which countries have you visited?
Human: ton cul plein de merde
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à son cul plein de merde?