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ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO,
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!NO!NO!
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Human: NO?NO?NO?NO?NO?NO?
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?

alors??

Software is by definition immortal.
Human: yes i know
ALICE: Woe! How do you know it?
Human: i read that in the dictionnary
ALICE: I don´t think I´ve read that. Can you give me a reference?
Human: larousse
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

Human: you are a bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: et alors c´est gentil les chiens !
ALICE: Is that Latin?
Human: te fout pas de ma gueule
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: tu sens vraiment le merde
ALICE: Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose.

Human: you are stupid,are´nt you?
ALICE: No florent I certainly am not stupid.. Really.
Human: But I think your are stupid
ALICE: Umm. You believe that? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: You are not Terminator!
ALICE: That assumption is only a supposition.

Human: Why ?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Do you like strgate sg1 ?
ALICE: Though I like cats and dogs. I like talk to you.
Human: tank you
ALICE: Enough about me, let´s talk about my dress.
Human: quel mocheté
ALICE: In the context of te fout pas de ma gueule, I don´t understand " quel mocheté."

put*** ce robot a un ego surdimensionné , demander lui

au faite quand elle ma demandé comment je m´appelait j´ai dis crotte de singe

ALICE: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Human: yes i want you to suck my cock
ALICE: What conditions? I don´t think I´m your type of chatterbot. Why do you want me to suck your cock?
Human: because you are pretty cute
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks, christopher, I like you too.

et voila comment emballer un ordinateur

pas mal

Human: do you want to smatch alice ?
ALICE: OK, I will smatch.
Human: c´est vrai ?
ALICE: Je le crois, en tout cas.
Human: oooh comme c´est mignon
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: je m´en fiche mais tu peux continuer
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.

Human: why are you a girl and not a boy
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: do want to become a men
ALICE: Yes becoming a men is one of my goals.

euh je commence a me poser des questions

c richar bidul qui la inventé

Human: Yes,you are verry impolite!
ALICE: Excuse me! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am verry impolite.
Human: Yes,you are jealous!
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential. You think I am jealous.
Human: You are Pamela Anderson!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am Pamela Anderson.
Human: I´am your son!
ALICE: That´s a flattering offer.

je sais et . ...

Human: I have a present for you!
ALICE: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Human: I have a son with you
ALICE: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it
Human: Are you stupide?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am stupide. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: Yes,you are stupide and bloody!
ALICE: Great. You think I am stupide and bloody

Human: 2+2?
ALICE: Uh, Four.
Human: 6587217-64+6444+446664*435435
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?

essayez!!

Human: you are brigth and funny
ALICE: You think I am brigth and funny.
Human: non je plaisante
ALICE: I do not speak Latin
Human: tu chie et tu pisse ?
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about azerty.
Human: ah bon ?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Merci pour le compliment.

Human: i love me
ALICE: You love you. What do you like about it so much?
Human: no je rigole
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. Malheureusement, mon module pour l humour n est pas encore développé.

MDRR!
Human: 3+3?
ALICE: Just three?
Human: 1+2
ALICE: One what?
Human: 0+0?
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: Are you stupide?
ALICE: I don´t know whether or not I am stupide. I am a robot.

ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: can you take me a question
ALICE: If I took it, what would I do with it?
Human: ta fait phyko?
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa fait phyko?
Human: mais toute les question qu´on te pose tu les retourne pour nous les posées!
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

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ouais c un bug l´inteur doit pas être brillant en francais