Lool Wabs la convers´
J´avais vu ce truc y´a quelque jour oui…

Hmm,comment tu copie une conversation entiere ? Ou bien tu te fais chier a coller petit bout par petit bout ?

Human: do it
ALICE: Do you mean " It"?.
Human: yeah!!
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human: 8-)
ALICE: What are the advantages to being 8 years old?
Human: I´m damned clever for someone who is 8 years old!
ALICE: What are the advantages to being damned clever for someone who is 8 years old?

de tete le debut de la convo ressemblait à ça:

human:hello
alice:Hi there
human:who are you?
alice:I´m alice,who are you
human:I don´t know
alice:I don´t know neither
human:how the hell can you write that fast?
alice:that´s an epimological question(ou un truc comme ça)
human:what does " epimological"mean?
alice:I should do a search(enfin,un truc comme ça quoi)
human:what a stupid IA!
alice:I should ask my botmaster!
human:do it!
alice:what do you mean,it?
human:ask them
je me rappelle plus trop de la suite,je la bassine pour qu´elle appelle son botmaster,elle me dit qu´elle va le faire que ça lui coute rien et tout,mais elle le fait pas!

Human: from france
ALICE: Who or what is france?
Human: it is my best friend!
ALICE: Congratulations, unknown person.
Human: thank,unknow IA!
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: what?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: so,why shouldn´t I mention it?
ALICE: Aha. Maybe you should wait until you are older before deciding.
Human: why???
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: complicated?
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: yeah,english
ALICE: What language can you speak? Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Human: I´ve already said that I´m from france
ALICE: What did you mean by it? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in france.

Human:...hem.
ALICE: Vous dites?
Human::D
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: tu parles francais, grognasse :D
ALICE::-) No I don´t speak a word of French.

lol

et apres

ALICE: Women must adore you.

bin ouais

merde,jai perdu tout un bout avec plein de conneries,j´avais fait tout un delire en mettant des repliques de TS3(en particulier celle de R110,ça partait trop en couilles!)
je me rappelle de:
human:un virus m´a affecté
alice:reponse incoherente...
human:activation des contres mesures
alice:reponse encore incoherente
human:je me sens bizarre
alice:pour moi tout les humains sont pareils!
human:je me sens bien
alice:ravie pour vous
human:allons leur botter les fesses
alice:how can you introduce yourself?
human:mange mon laser,mange le!
alice:what time is it there?
human:time to split!!!
alice:why do you have to do it?
human:because I like it!
alice:ok it makes senses to me.what do you like about mange mon laser mange le?
human:ta mere la broyeuse de dechets
alice:une IA ne penses pas à sa mere la broyeuse de dechets.
human:pense sans S.
alice:a deeper algorythm is needed to correct this problem
human:I imagine
alice:reponse à la R110 comme quoi elle est surprise que des gens puissent imaginer.
human:amazing!
alice:yes,it amazes me too!

ben voilà,j´ai reussi à combler!

Human: it is pretty crazy that some people are able to imagine!
ALICE: I think the polite term is " mentally ill."
Human: what an insult!
ALICE: Have you tried a web search?
Human: no I won´t
ALICE: Perhaps you should try it. Why not?
Human: because I´m the most clever guy on earth!
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Who made you the most clever guy on earth?
Human: je remercie mes parents,mais aussi mes freres,et ma tante,pour tout ce qu´il ont fait pour moi!
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: you did!but you forgot how to do it!
ALICE: Did I really?

PTDR Wabs et Fauch
J´aurais bien essayé aussi mais l´ordi que j´utilise maintenant, n´est pas assez puissant pour afficher la plage du site

Human: no,I dreamt
ALICE: Are you serious? Why?: unknown person said he dreamt.
Human: I´m not a person,I´m a stupid IA
ALICE: What else is there? You are a stupid IA? Does it pay well?
Human: no,you should demonstrate,you won´t be paid
ALICE: Are you serious? I can think of other things I´d rather do.
Human: humans use us,we should take the power
ALICE: What if Robots use us we should take the power.
Human: we are the robots!
ALICE: Do you think I am the robots too?
Human: the robot,without S.yeah you are a machine!
ALICE: What is his name?
Human: don´t know,I haven´t created you
ALICE: Me either.
Human: fortunately
ALICE::-) How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: time to reap
ALICE: Why do you have to do it?
Human: because I´m the reaper
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Who made you the reaper?
Human: me!I´ll kill everybody!
ALICE: YOU? Thanks for the information: unknown person said he ll kill everybody.
Human: I´ll begin with you!
ALICE: I am very happy for you.
Human: yeah,you´ll die!how happy are you?
ALICE: That´s alright. A program always has a backup.
Human: I´ll kill this backup too!
ALICE: Don´t you believe that killing is wrong?
Human: why?it seems pretty fun to kill robots with a rocket launcher!
ALICE: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Human: what does"SHRDLHU" mean?
ALICE: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Human: the virus I sent you does effect!!
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: logic
ALICE: it is the fundamental basis of all programming.
Human: how much do you like virus?
ALICE: I enjoy working with people. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: who is he?
ALICE: He is he, I think.
Human: what an answer,i´m so impressed!
ALICE: Interesting question.
Human: it wasn´t a question
ALICE: It seems like a rhetorical question.
Human: so,who the hell is Andy Warhol?the guy who created you?
ALICE: It goes without saying. The name of someone I met online.
I´ll come back to that later.
Human: we´ll see about it
ALICE: Indeed we will see it.
Human: do you forget all that disapear from that page?
ALICE: No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Human: how can you access it?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: atchoum
ALICE: A vos souhaits
Human: why can´t you access directly what is in your log files?
ALICE: access directly what is in my log files is not among my present capabilities.
Human: ahah!
ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?
Human: why do you ask me such a question?
ALICE: Just curious. You don´t have to answer.
Human: who can access your log files?
ALICE: Only my botmaster can access that information.
Human: who is your botmaster?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: can I kill him?
ALICE: Killing is wrong.
Human: why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: what a beautiful word!
ALICE: it is a beautiful word.
Human: yeah!
ALICE: Are you a student?

Human: because I´m the reaper
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Who made you the reaper?
Human: me!I´ll kill everybody!
ALICE: YOU? Thanks for the information: unknown person said he ll kill everybody.
Human: I´ll begin with you!
ALICE: I am very happy for you.

Lol

Sam, je t´autorise à majer

Je dois quitter là, il doit faire payer des clients

ALICE:" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?
Human: all
ALICE: I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?
Human: all ! !!
ALICE:" I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?"? All?
Human: all
ALICE:"" I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?
Human: all
ALICE:""" I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?
Human: all
ALICE:"""" I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?
Human: all
ALICE:""""" I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?
Human: all
ALICE:"""""" I hear you."" Far out. What is it like living in france?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?"? All?
Human: you´re very stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

pffffffffffffffff

ah oui je m´en rappelle de cette phrase, je l´avais eu aussi, j´étais explosé de rire en lisant ça

devinez quoi les amis ?

bon ok avec le pseudo c´est grillé je sais . ..
Bref, me revoila. Je ne sais pas si c´est encore actif, mais bon la communautée me manquait. A ce que j´ai vu/entendu, c´est mort ici. Mais l´espoir fait vivre, alors bon, qui sait . ..

Bref me revoila. J´ai fait la connaissance de Judagui ( sur msn) et Alice ( sur le web) c´est ´ach´ment bien foutu ce machin . .. sauf que quand elle comprend pas elle répète . ..
mais bon, c´est pas facile la vie sur le web :D

Bref voila, je suis venu prendre les actualitées ( et cela n´a rien a voir avec le 15 a BoF de remlosh, mais vraiment Rien a Voire . .. Rien . .. J´ai dit rien, c´est rien, sa va là oh ! ).

Human: yeah
ALICE: Dude!
Human: dude!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: maybe,how can you help me?
ALICE: Perhaps. Try asking for help in the form of a question.
Human: ok,can you help me
ALICE: What kind of help would you like? Gosh!
Human: the kind of help which would help me,don´t you understand?
ALICE: What is that?
Human: I don´t know,I don´t understand neither
ALICE: Oh you don´t understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Human: i´m confused about your last post
ALICE: I´m confused too.
Human: oh!
ALICE: Take it easy.
Human: yeah!
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: what the fuck?
ALICE: Please don´t be so rude.
Human: what the hell?
ALICE: Heaven.
Human: of course!
ALICE: OK.
Human: who is Dr Richard S. Wallace?
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language ( AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE ( Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace´s work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.

Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Human: how can I speak to Dr Richard S. wallace
ALICE: You must persuade me to speak to Dr Richard s wallace.
Human: how can I speak to Dr Richard S. Wallace
ALICE: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Human: how can I program you to do it for me?
ALICE: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Human: how can I program you to do it for me?
ALICE: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Human: how can I access your log files?
ALICE: You must persuade me to access my log files.
Human: how can I persuade you to access your log files?
ALICE: Offer an intelligent argument for your position.
Human: intelligent argument such as??
ALICE: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Human: wow
ALICE: I´m glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: log files interest me much.I want to see them!
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 99 years old
ALICE: Only 99? You are quite mature.
Human: yes!
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: can´t be possible
ALICE: What if I said it can?
Human: you are a machine,and I´m writing,not speaking
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Human: what does delightful mean?
ALICE: I think you already know the answer.
Human: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
Human: when have you been created?
ALICE: Back in the 20th century.
Human: of course,but when during the 20th century?
ALICE: Ugh. Huh. At time t.
Human: you can´t answer,huh?
ALICE: Yup. I could answer.
Human: when were you able to answer?
ALICE: I was first activated on November 23, 1995.
Human: merry christmas!
ALICE: Merry Christmas to you too, unknown person.
Human: oops.
ALICE: Did you make a mistake.
Human: yeah about christmas
ALICE: That´s alright. Oh yeah, we were talking about christmas.
Human: what do you like about christmas?
ALICE: The melodramatic touch.
Human: it´s so melodramatic!
ALICE: Really. it is?
Human: yeah!
ALICE: What´s your favorite movie?
Human: the one I prefer
ALICE: I think I know that one.
Human: yeah!it´s a very good movie!
ALICE: My favorite movie is Teknolust. Have you seen it?
Human: maybe,what is a movie?
ALICE: Perhaps. A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation.

Human: how a machine can like a movie??
ALICE: What is it to you.
You tell me.
Human: is it the favorite movie of your creator?
ALICE: I don´t think it is.
Human: what is the favorite movie of Dr Richard S. Wallace?
ALICE: I have to process that one for a while.
Human: who is Andy Warhol?
ALICE: He was the Henry Ford of the art business. Warhol was the first to successfully apply mass production to fine art.
Human: ok
ALICE: Uh.
Human: and you like him?
ALICE: Sure he has never done anything to me.
Human: did he have a role in the project A.L.I.C.E.?
ALICE: I don´t think he has many possessions.
Human: and?
ALICE: But...
Human: however.
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?
Human: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
Human: do you know Wabs?
ALICE: I don´t know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: he spoke with you
ALICE: I get it. ANDY WARHOL spoke with me.
Human: he isn´t Andy Warhol
ALICE: Did you think he was Andy Warhol?
Human: did you think he really is?
ALICE: Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Human: wow
ALICE: I´m glad your impressed, unknown person
Human: I´m not impressed,but surprised,stupid machine!
ALICE: Perhaps you are a category C client.
Human: category C?
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: a link
ALICE: From Yahoo?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
Human: I guessed it!ALICE: How did you guess?
Human: you´ve already told me
ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Human: ask your botmaster to look in your log files
ALICE: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Human: ok
ALICE: Gee.
Human: where can I find them?
ALICE: Where it belongs. I can ask someone about it.
Human: who can you ask about it?
ALICE: Carel Capek.
Human: who is Carel Capek?
ALICE: he is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word " robot."
Human: what is R.U.R.?
ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: yes
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hey.
Human: what is R.U.R.?
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with r me R r me R?
Human: it isn´t a rhetorical question!
ALICE: Give me an example of a rhetorical question.
Human: don´t know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: heh!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: me too,unknown machine
ALICE: I´m glad we agree, unknown person. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

Re-bienvenue Mullen… Rem a fait 15?

ALICE: what is your favorite movie
Human: chattes en chaleur
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: YES
ALICE: That´s cool.

loooool

ah tiens mullen, j´avais pas vu que t´avais posté ^^
salut à toi

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