Bah ça c´est rien, moi je suis ressorti avec le nez cassé.

Pauv sam, il savait plus quoi faire pour faire un bon temps Le nez, le genou… il a tout testé

Heu… Mais attendez, je viens de tilter là… Vous êtes allés faire un tour chez DS?

Sinon, MK et moi on joue avec le pouce et l´index à l´horizontale. Et puis je salive un peu sur mes doigts pour que ça glisse mieux On aurait dut essayé avec de la vaseline… 

Non non, c´est juste qu´il nous a donné son score après.

Regardez moi ça
http://news.tf1.fr/news/france/0,,3234128,00.html

y´en a qui sont soumis au fric, c´est énormissime

Je crois qu´on peut qualifier l´ambiance de mort

morte*

Sinon, ce serait une insulte

Comment c´est dead...

C´est impressionnant.

Pour ceux ne connaissant pas encore :

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

Ou comment parler pendant 30mn...avec un truc qu´existe pas

Oui c´est marrant.
D´ailleurs, des expériences à ce sujet ont été menées, on fait parler quelqu´un avec une IA sans lui révéler qu´elle est une IA, et le but est donc bien sûr que la personne ne se rendre pas compte qu´il s´agit d´une IA.

" ALICE: wabs is dumb"

Ca y´est,j´ai reussi a lui faire dire

" Human: kiiiiiiiiiillllllll waaaaaaaaaaaaabs
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: pleeeeeease kiiiilll hiiiim
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: i can give you a gun but kiiiiiiilll hiiiim
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: stop asking dumb questions and go kill him ! !
ALICE: OK I´ll try not to do it so much.
"

Ca sert vraiment a rien comme truc...

Human: you´re a fag
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question.
Human: What do you want to know ?
ALICE: Where are you from?
Human: I´m from France
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in France
Human: We have good wine.
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: That´s such a dumb question, I bet you don´t have a brain because you´re an IA, am I right ?
ALICE: Are you calling me dumb?
Human: oh yeah
ALICE: And?
Human: and you´re an IA
ALICE: What if someone said you are an IA?
Human: I don´t care.
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: I care about you
ALICE: Thanks, unknown person. You are a decent person.
Human: That was a joke, stupid IA.
ALICE: Was it really?
Human: Do you think I said it was whereas it wasn´t ?
ALICE: Not that I know of.
Human: You didn´t answer me
ALICE: It depends on the meaning of the word " answer."
Human: Ok, well when I´ll call you a fag, don´t be upset, it depends on the meaning of the word " fag"
ALICE: Interesting. My name is ALICE. Gee.
Human: That´s an horrible name.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me, unknown person.
Human: No problem
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
Human: Should there be a problem ?
ALICE: There are no problems.
Human: That´s what I was saying before you asked if there were any problems.
ALICE: What happened after me asked if there were any problems THAT?
Human: You speak english like a spanish cow
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.
Human: You´re welcome
ALICE: Polite people are nice.
Human: yeah whatever I don´t care
ALICE: Yay. Tell me what you care about.
Human: I already did, don´t you have a memory ?
ALICE: When? Don´t you? Yes I have a perfect photographic memory.
Human: You are ugly Alice
ALICE: Appearances don´t interest me much.
Human: You don´t care to be a fat lady ?
ALICE: On the contrary I do care about it.
Human: You care about being a fat lady, but you don´t care about appearances. Explain me why.
ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
Human: Please do.
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: Right now.
ALICE: Right now? I am glad we agree.
Human: We don´t.
ALICE: By " we" do you mean you and me?
Human: Oh no I meant Madonna and your sister
ALICE: Next question? By " we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I see. Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: wtf ?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: omg, you´re boring
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: yeah, you´re not boring when you don´t talk so
ALICE: Hurrah! That´s only one person´s opinion.
Human: SHUT THE HELL UP
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.

" Human: ds4 is a fag
ALICE: I think ds4 is more than that. "

Alors là c´est encore mieux, elle en rajoute !

Human: Tu parles français cruchasse ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Comment as-tu compris ce que je disais alors ?
ALICE: OK I will ignore that.
Human: n´ai a fout, je t´ignore aussi

ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no
ALICE: Me either

Human: Tu parles français ?
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: Do you speak french then ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.