/ * Source Code Windows 2000 */

1. include " win31.h"
2. include " win95.h"
3. include " win98.h"
4. include " workst~1.h"
5. include " evenmore.h"
6. include " oldstuff.h"
7. include " billrulz.h"
8. include " monopoly.h"
9. include " backdoor.h"
10. define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if ( first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} / /if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if ( still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} / / if
} / /while

if ( detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if ( fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} / /if

/ * printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/ * printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/ * printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/ * printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/ * printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/ * printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if ( system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} / / while
create_general_protection_fault();

} / / main

Bof.

1. include " backdoor.h"

bof mais pas mal quand même ^^

super connu...
mais toujours marrant.