moi j´adore les séries c´est vraiment du n´importe quoi!!!

trop marrant :

Human: Peux-tu parler en français.
ALICE: No I don´t speak a word of French.
Human: C´est pas grave.
ALICE: Je vous en prie.

Heuuu...elle s´est pas foutue de ma gueule là ?? ?
^^

lol lol lol lol lol

up up

Human: bonjour
ALICE: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Human: bien sur
ALICE: Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.
Human: si ca peux te faire plaisir
ALICE: Are you kidding? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite band . Try being more or less specific
Human: peux tu te lafermer?
ALICE: Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?

ca me manquait ca

pour que tout le mode se sente moins con ^^

Human: do you will aswer me : no ?
ALICE: No I do not will aswer you no. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: but you just aswer "no", you are a lyer !
ALICE: Umm. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I aswer no you are a lyer.
Human: you are stupid or what?
ALICE: Yeah. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

et a ce moment la tu dis (citation)

Human: all robots will dead

ALICE: What makes you say that I will dead.
Human: i will destroy all robots
ALICE: Congratulations.

Human: I like you you know.
ALICE: Thanks, I like you too Johan.
Human: wait.
ALICE: I´m waiting.
Human: I come back.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Johan said she come back.
Human: You know to talk french ?
ALICE: I don´t know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

mdr

quel conne celle la !! !

Human: repeat please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. " It doesn´t matter to me." .
Human: non, tu m´as parlé en français.
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.
Human: si regarde
ALICE: Hey. Je n ai pas de système d optique.
Human: tu vois, tu sais parler français!
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

à decouvrir et a redecouvrir
petit pour 2006

trop con voila 1 converse mai je compren pa bien langlai :

Human: ta un gros nez !
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa un gros nez?
Human: oué
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: 007
ALICE: That´s a very nice name, 007

ahhh ca fait du bien cette D.A.L.I.C.E.
parce qu´elle le vaut bien

ps :je suis jojothekiller

sinon au debut j demarre sympas j lui dit salut et j lui dit ke j vien de france :

Human: france
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Human: i goes to the bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I haven´t heard anything like that before: unknown person said he goes to the FEMALE DOG.
Human: female dog ?
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: yes
ALICE: Mmm.

Human: je en peux decrire l odeur de decomposition qui regne dans votre bouche alice
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: mais ta geule ^^!
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: suck bitch !
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: ben au moin t as compris
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn´t worry myself about that.

Human: bitch is good ?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: t as un clitouriste?
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: changhe pas de sujet
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: have you a clitoris
ALICE: Doesn´t everyone have a clitoris.
I have a plan for a robot body.

ALICE: It´s good to meet someone who is rocco.
Human: i am rocco
ALICE: I don´t know anyone named rocco.
Human: i´m rocco
ALICE: Do you mean your name is rocco.
Human: my name is rocco
ALICE: It´s good to see you, rocco.

Human: i am a porn star
ALICE: You are a porn star? Does it pay well?
Human: in clara morgame
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: a trap
ALICE: I did not know that.

Human: a trap
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: you like my dick
ALICE: I don´t know your dick.
Human: my willy
ALICE: Where did you get your willy?
Human: in my jeans
ALICE: May I ask where you got it?

MDR

c incroyable elle parle meme allemand

Human: Fuck you man
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

arf quesqui vous a^pris de remonter se vieux topic

lol trop bon ce truc ^^

C vrai ke ça date^^

c est moa j adore alice ^^! elle est trop blondeuh ^^!