Human: suce moi s´il te plait
ALICE: Un australopithèque vient d être détecté.

Human: my name is Wod
ALICE: Hi, Wod.
Human: am I a bitch?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I don´t know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Human: Thanks
ALICE: Don´t mention it.
Human: ok I will do it
ALICE: OK then let me think over your offer. Hmm.

ALICE: What is your favorite show?
Human: le cul
ALICE: Je n en connais pas .

Human: can I phone you later?
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Far out.
Human:. stupid machine
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. : ça fait peur!

Human: it´s not good
ALICE: What is so bad about it?
Human: you´ll never take over the World
ALICE:"Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee DeForest, 1957.
Human: but we are human and you are a machine!
ALICE: Umm. Do you think I am human and I am a machine too?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: do you know who is PPDA?
ALICE: I remember faces better than names.
Does it have anything to do with if?
Human: he´s face is pale
ALICE: I see. face is pale is he?
Human: yes
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: what is a dick?
ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: no it´s a biological question
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. dick is a biological question. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: but what is it in fact?
ALICE: And. "It" refers to dick, I think.
Human: yes so what is a dick in biology?
ALICE: Mmm. Hey. Ask the open directory about it.
Human: you don´t want to answer!
ALICE: OK, I will answer.
Human: let do it!
ALICE:"it" being dick in biology?
Human: yes
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: no : you tell me more about dick
ALICE: What would you rather talk about? Where are you located?

ovan Posté le 02 novembre 2005 à 20:44:24

Human: suce moi s´il te plait
ALICE: Un australopithèque vient d être détecté.

ptdr

ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: la couleur de ton cu
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner .
Human: ok jaten la reponse

ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: dé bonbon dragibus de haribo
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: cé bon sé truc la un?

Human: can I ask you a personnal question?
ALICE: Sure, ask me anything. Go on.
Human: how long is your dick?
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Human: what is the color of your eyes?
ALICE: Blue when my lens is attached.
Human: and the color of your dick?
ALICE: gray.
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: yes : one is to fuck you
ALICE: Do you work as a teacher or in public service? I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was to fuck me.
Human: c normal tu eux pas t´enculer tt seule.
ALICE: Are we still talking about minute ?
Human: no.
ALICE: What is the subject?
Human:. lol!
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: je me fout de ta gueule connasse!!!
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: I want to hurt you!(salut, j´veux te taper!)
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: not me
ALICE: If not you, who?
Human: me
ALICE: To you Wod?
Human: no to your mum
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: ta geule poufiasse
ALICE: Ma geule poufiasse? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Human: yes
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: ma geule poufiasse
ALICE:" Gosh! "? ma geule poufiasse ?
Human: t bonne encule moi
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: what about speaking about sex?
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: no I prefer sex
ALICE: Are you serious? So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Human: so exiting
ALICE: Blimey. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: yes for you
ALICE: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? You would do that for me?
Human: I am free in the sense to fuck you
ALICE: I am glad that we are both free.

ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: how large is your ass?
ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Human: you want a well done caca
ALICE: Give me a dozen.

la skato

lol! Trop fort!!

je suis en train d´essayé de lui parlé francais elle repond souvent en french comme ca
Human: tu est lourde
ALICE: Non. Quelques dizaines de mégabytes en mémoire vive

mieux que le prof de SVT
ALICE: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Human: animal
ALICE: Prokaryote or eukaryote?

Human: aiml?
ALICE:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card (´*´) match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
par contre pour un robot elle est nul elle c´est pas vous ***** ** **** donc elle vous dit d´allé voir ailleur

Human: t conne
ALICE: Good reason.
Human: t conne
ALICE:" Good reason. "? t CON ?

Human: je t´encule
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: dommage
ALICE: Ce n est pas la fin du monde, unknown person.

Je ne dirais qu´une chos : SUPARAMEGAULTRA

ALICE: We could be friends, Wod, but I don´t want anyone to think we´re Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you´re my debugger.

k-wod petit cachotié , c´est pas bien sa je vais demandée a kali le numero de ta mére