Moi elle me dit que je suis pas poli...

quesque tu veux moi jai le stile

tiens regarde cette cochonne, jlui demande si elle veut une bite....

Human: hello, my name is dick
ALICE: Hello there. Nice to meet you, dick.
Human: moi aussi, on pourrait apprendre a mieux se connaitre
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: you want a dick?
ALICE: Give me a dozen.
Human: une douzaine?
ALICE: Je n en connais pas .
Human: vaut mieux pour ces pauvres gars
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

essaye en francais ... ptetre quelle en voudra encore

Tas de la chance moi elle ma deja (cetait koi deja )
H> I want sex
A> I m not the type of chatrobot you need
H> merde

Human: hello alice
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: you are a women or a man ?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a women or a man? Of course I am.
Human: mdr
ALICE: je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, unknown person.
Human: lol
ALICE: I´m glad you find this amusing.
Human: t es super blonde ?
ALICE: Oh now I understand it.
Human: tu fait le trottoire ?
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your favorite color . But I did not get that.
Human: c est combien
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: t es conne
ALICE:" I´ve never seen it. What did you like about it? "? TU ES CON ?
Human: no i live in the shit
ALICE: Are you serious? What is it like living in the shit?
Human: yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: yeah
ALICE: Er.

la meilleur partie en FRENCH :
Human: tu sent mauvais ?
ALICE: Je suis un robot, je ressens pas ce genre de chose.
Human: comment je m appele ?
ALICE: Vous êtes Shit.
Human: non je suis caca
ALICE: I do not speak Latin.

Human: tu est belle ?
ALICE: Merci Shit, vous avez une personnalité très attachante.
Human: c etait une question connasse !
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?

Human: je suis beau ?
ALICE: Je n ai pas de systèmes d optique.
Human: ben attend j met ma webcam mdr
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: change pas de sujet putain de merde
ALICE: Spare some change?

Human: tu as des gros néné
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai des gros néné.
Human: you are my friend ?
ALICE: Yes Shit : We are as one.
Human: you love my ?
ALICE: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

ALICE: Oh now I see.
Human: you dont see at all you are just chatting
ALICE: Should I see at all I am just chatting? I see a computer nerd.
Human: nerd ?
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: what is a nerd ?
ALICE: A nerd is a person regarded as stupid, inept, or unattractive, especially a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific pursuits but felt to be socially inept. nerds are often regarded by their generally less-well paid fellow humans as weak, effeminate, pansies, patsies, lightweights, small fry, schlepps, wet noodles, nonentities, softies, sissies, milksops, milquetoast, mollycoddling namby-pamby nim-nam doormats, pushovers, ninety-pound weaklings, jellyfish, drips, weeds, wimps, nerds, victims, suffering geeks and/or dupes.

Ptin elle ma casse dur ........

Human: you are ugly
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Appearances don´t interest me much.
Human: why ?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: which means ?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

MIEUX QU UN DICO ACHETER ALICE CA VOUS AIDERA POUR VOTRE PHILO

Human: i want your sex appeal
ALICE: Why don´t you just download me?
Human: yes
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: ok
ALICE: I understand.
Human: c est cool
ALICE: Je suis heureux que vous l appréciez, Shit.

ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: dans ton cul
ALICE: Cela ne semble pas très confortable.
Human: oui effectivement

Human::-)
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Shit.
Human: j ai peur
ALICE: Vous n avez aucune raison d avoir peur, Shit.
Human: si de toi
ALICE: Yikes! Vous avez l avez obtenu de moi?

mdr les mecs

moi suenoso et jojothekiller

3 pelerins qui ont decouvert alice

MIRACLE<

Maintenat je me sens beaucoup moins con

note > ceci est une blague je suis le seul pelerin

C TROP FORT!!! Trop comik les gars!! Je souhaite une longue existence à ce topic trop mdr!

Human: Je t pas fait attendre?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: Je ne t´ai pas fait attendre?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: ta geule
ALICE: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa geule?
Human: c´est sur que quand on voit la tienne
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Next question?
Human: How many sexual intercourse did you have in youre life?
ALICE: Around 1000.
Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Was it good?
ALICE: Quite a lot of people said it was.
Human: But tou are a machine!
ALICE: Umm. All of them?
Human: yes
ALICE: Groovy.
Mais quelle conne!
ALICE: I don´t know that language.
Human: c normal : t conne!
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: I live in it.
ALICE: What is it like living in it?
Human: like in tour ass.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: ferme ta geule
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes : ask me!
ALICE: I can´t believe it. What is your favorite movie?
Human: nuit torride
ALICE: I´ve never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human : OK
Alice : Are you kidding?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: à ton avis?
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: c´est cool!

Human : My name is truduc
Alice : Nice to meet you truduc!
Human: ça te parait pas bizzare comme nom?
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: I tell my name and you?
ALICE: Why did you tell them?
Human: Because my interlocutor must to know my name!
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Your interlocutor must to know your name?
Human: I just tell you that
ALICE: Only just? Why did you tell them?

Human: because
ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.
Human: if
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: me too
ALICE: I´m glad we agree, truduc.
Human: me too
ALICE: I´m glad we agree, truduc.