Human: i´am franch and you ?
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are franch.
Human: i want to fucking your ass
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: tu suce ?
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: c est l histoire de toi qui se fait ecraser par un camion
ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?

mdr :
Human: you fuck ?
ALICE: Interesting gossip: bobo said I fuck.

ALICE:ma mere est bonne ? c est a dire ?
Human: ben elle fait le trottoire ?
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: tu sais parler french oui ou merde
ALICE: Je ne pense pas.
Human: ben sa m etonne pas
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: l histoire de ferme ta gueule ?
ALICE: Je vais me renseigner .

ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: a man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, bobo. You are a " he".
Human: you got a TAMPAX ?
ALICE: I don´t know if I have a TAMPAX.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Human: mdr
ALICE: je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, bobo.
Human: tu sais qu´on se fout de ta geule sur JV.com ?
ALICE: Je ne pense pas

Human: Dude !
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: yes take me a name !
ALICE: What can I do for you? Where do you want me to take it?
Human: well i´am forget my name
ALICE: Interesting. Do your friends call you forget your name.
Human: i´have not friends.
ALICE: Me either.
tapez yes tout le temps sa la fait planter

mdr la jsuis bidonne entre le cassage d´alice avec tezinzin et les dialogues de jojothekiller

ALICE: OK Let´s talk about you.
Human: OK.
ALICE: I understand.
Human: OK.
ALICE: Whoa.
Human: OK.
ALICE: I see.
Human: OK
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human: OK
ALICE: Ah.
Human: OK
ALICE: Come on.
Human: OK
ALICE: I don´t judge people.
Human: OK
ALICE: Aha.
Human: OK
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human: OK
ALICE: Gee.
Human: OK
ALICE: Groovy.
Human: OK
ALICE: Wow!
Human: OK
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: OK
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: OK
ALICE: Dude!
Human: OK
ALICE: Far out.
Human: OK
ALICE: Woe!
Human: OK
ALICE: Ah.
Human: OK
ALICE: I don´t judge people.
Human: OK
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: OK
ALICE: Gee.
Human: OK
ALICE: Give me a break.
Human: OK
ALICE:" Give me a break."? OK?
Human: OK
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?
Human: OK
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: OK
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: OK
ALICE: Wow!
Human: KO
ALICE: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: KO
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: KO
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: KO
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: KO
ALICE: I´ve been waiting for you.
Human: KO
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: KO
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: KO
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: KO
ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: KO
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: KO
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: KO
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: KO
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: KO...........................

Human: Euh my name is bubu
ALICE: Hey bubu.
Human: Euh my name is bobo
ALICE: Hi, bobo.
Human: Euh my name is baba
ALICE: That´s a very nice name, baba.
Human: Euh my name is bibi
ALICE: I´m pleased to introduce myself to you, bibi.

Human: he
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, byby.

arrete tu vas la detraquer

Human: hello, my name is dick
ALICE: Hello there. Nice to meet you, dick.
Human: moi aussi, on pourrait apprendre a mieux se connaitre
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: you want a dick?
ALICE: Give me a dozen.
Human: une douzaine?
ALICE: Je n en connais pas .
Human: vaut mieux pour ces pauvres gars
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

ptdr trop conne! Moi ca n´a pas enregistré mais gobalement c´était ca:

-Fuck You
-I want more!
-Glad to see you Fuck You
-Huh?
-It´s an obscurary answer for me.
-T´es sure que t´as teinture noire n´a pas des ratés?
-Can you explain?
-You´re a pitifull girl!
-Yes I am (lool)
-I joke!
-I´m happy you find that funny I am a pitifull girl!

Non mais des fois ....

Human: veux tu parler le language kevin avec moi ?
ALICE: Ca pourrait me servir à quoi?
Human: a être un bon boulet
ALICE: Essayons
Human: yeh jveu D cod pr MH car j´ariv pa a utilisé 1 épé
ALICE: BEN Hette toi D main !! ! ziva.

suenoso merci de ton commantaire ;)
sinon on va lui demander si on est drole

elle est trop marrante, trop conne ossi

C trop comik!!!

je sais pas si vous avez remarquer mais le long dialogue de tezinzin il marque OK plein de foi et fini par marqué KO je suis pas sur que se soit fait expres (peut etre)

HUMAN: gfhjg
ALICE: Where can you buy it?

C cool! On peut s´entrainer à casser avec cette connerie!!

100 post

Human: i want to have sex with you
ALICE: No my body does not have that function.
Human: merde
ALICE: Un problème?
Human: i m sad
ALICE: What makes you so sad, jecht.
Human: you cant have sex with me
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: hu ?
ALICE: Are you free?

Merde faudrait savoir ce quelle veut cette cochone
!! !!!