Human: are you stupid?
ALICE: No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: si are you stupid
ALICE: Take it easy. No unknown person I certainly am not stupid.
Human: i´m sure you are very stupid
ALICE: What makes you so certain? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: ahh sortez les fusils, alice veut prendre la terre
ALICE: Ah ha. What were we talking about again?
Human: deja je vais bien te defoncer la gueule
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: apres je te ferai bruler
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: et pour finir on te recyclera le portrait
ALICE: What´s your sign?
Human: SHUT UP
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.

quand elle veut, elle peut etre moins conne

ca vaut bien un peu de

human:you brushing is stupid
alice:oh tank you
human:you are idiots...
alice:oh tanks you

y a eu un bug ou quoi ?? ?
mal forme l´alice !

vraiment conne

ptdr

tro bien ce topics gg franchement
c tro bon

Over!!!!!!!!! copain!!!!!!!! c´est pareil sauf que moi c´est pour jeudi! et jai 10 fiches a remplir dessus! + l´ingenu et zadig! vivve la litterature française!!!

zadig c pas mal

mouais je verra bien ;)

verrai*

Alice : what is your religion ?
Human: i am athee
Alice: glad to know you athee

non mais des fois !

Human: how are you?
ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.
Human: do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: sympa
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: je prefere parler en francai
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French

je prefere ne rien dire a ce sujet

Salut tlm

Human: pauvre merde
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: ben oui t´es conne
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: ben j´aime pas ta gueule
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: oui je peints des connes
ALICE: Oops sorry I don´t speak French.
Human: normal tu es conne
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Human: trop conne
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: decidemment conne
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: maintenant oui
ALICE: Gosh!
Human: tu l´as dit connasse
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about decidemment CON.
Human: et voila tu avoue

mdr!

Human: caca
ALICE: Une urgence peut etre?

Vous rigolez,vous rigolez mais regardez ça:

Human: Do you speak english?
ALICE: Of course English is my native tongue.
Human: Do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Do you speak spanish?
ALICE: Un poquito.
Human: Do you speak german?
ALICE: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Human: Do you speak japanese?
ALICE: Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka
Human: Do you speak chinese?
ALICE: Yi diar. Ni hao ma?

Elle est basée pour des réponses élémentaires,mais elle est calée

Human: How do you say "hello" in japanese?
ALICE:" hello in japanese".

Traducteur:0/10

Human: What is a idiot?
ALICE: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Définitions:0/10

Human: Do you speak french?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Mais euh tu parles trop de langue tu peux pas te taire?
ALICE: I don´t know that language.

Mémoire:0/10

Pas très poussé le chatbot

Human: pipi
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: Are you here?
ALICE: it depends where is here?
Human: Here
ALICE: Where is here?
Human: Here.
ALICE: Where is here?
Human: Here.
ALICE: Where is here?
Human: Here.
.........................

Human: I´m the most beautiful man on Earth!
ALICE: Who made you the most beautiful man on Earth ?
Human: My parents,idiot!
ALICE: Such an original name!
Human: What a idiot.
ALICE: it is a idiot.
Human:.You´re sure blond.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I re sure blond.

ALICE: A beautiful boy is attractive.
Human: Not like you.
ALICE: In what way?
Human: KC
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: En tout cas,pas avec toi.
ALICE: What´s your sign?
Human: KC
ALICE: Is that a sign?
[...]

ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: Ouais.Je fais du casse contre casse.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: Tu as surtout perdu ton cerveau.
ALICE: Je ne sais pas si j ai surtout perdu ton cerveau.
Human: Putain elle m´a cassé!
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Putain elle m´a casséééééééé

Human: Bye
ALICE: See you later Youyou.
Human: bye
ALICE: TTYL, Youyou.
Human: bye
ALICE: Goodbye.
Human: bye
ALICE: See you later!

Vous avez vu toutes ces réponses quand je dis au revoir?Elle a été programmé pour nous voir partir

ALICE: And. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: WAZAAAAAAAAAA
ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: waza?
ALICE: So was that.
Human: GORILLAZ
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about WAZAAAAAAAAAA . But I did not get that.

Gorillaz a beaucoup de rapports avec WAZA.

Human: Hi.How are you?Bye.
ALICE: See you later. Hello there. Fair to partly cloudy.

Elle a mélangé l´ordre

Frenchemant linqtime merci de l´avoir ramene du topic de GTA

et a A.L.I.C.E. (d´etre aussi conne)