Ok guys, I got one.

P.S. This one doesn´t come from me, of course. But I find it pretty funny, it´s about blondes.

broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don´t get some cash, I´m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn´t win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

i dont speak english

Hi all the peoples ^^ Today, it´s a great day : WE HAVE A VERY GREAT WEATHER IN VENDEE !! ! Yououou, I´m so happy !

Nobody wants to speak english with me !! ! :cry:

/rire:

I leke the story of the blond and the lottery

[EMH]

:rir2:

Tribaltatoo85 Posté le 28 août 2005 à 10:07:31
Hi all the peoples ^^ Today, it´s a great day : WE HAVE A VERY GREAT WEATHER IN VENDEE !! ! Yououou, I´m so happy !

Je confirme beaucoup de rosbeefs en vendée

C´est affolant

but there is more rosbeef in Normandie, because it s closer

There are not connaitre le bronzage they are so blanchatre, they eat hamburger degoulinant and they speak english it´s so easy to reconnaitre him .

arretr te parler anglais on est en france !

Rosbeef are very sexy with their whites and skinny legs

en fait je crois que je me suis pas remis de Paris 2012.
Il faut que j´arrete avant de dire une mechanceté mechante.
Je peux plus voir quelqu´un parler angliche, en plus ils nous ont piqués Essien le meilleur joueuer de L1.

We haven´t got many rosbeefs in Vendée, I´m not agree with you !

In my region , the north we haven´t any rosbeefs

it´s more nice

pichiwa

but your are close of great britain.

Dover isn´t so far...

why don´t you have any rosbeef?

I´m not agree with you ?

I don´t agree

pichiwa

why ? When the englishs come in france
they choose regions beautiful
then north is not beautiful enough

Ok guys, I got one.

P.S. This one doesn´t come from me, of course. But I find it pretty funny, it´s about blondes.

broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don´t get some cash, I´m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn´t win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

===> Lol