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Stranger: Hey...
CleverBot: Alright?
Stranger: Alright what?? Asl
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: I'm just agreeing.
Stranger: Ok ASL
CleverBot: What do girls love most?
Stranger: im guessing ur a biy
Stranger: boy
CleverBot: Aww, would it make you happy if I said yes?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: I thought you said it was awful though.
Stranger: no i was just guessing so are u a boy
CleverBot: So good! I AM a boy!
Stranger: I AM a girl
CleverBot: No you aren't.
Stranger: Yes i am or iv been buying the rong underwear
CleverBot: I am a duck.
Stranger: Ok
CleverBot: You are a duck?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: No. Ducks are yellow.
Stranger: how old are u
CleverBot: I've never had duck.
Stranger: 14
CleverBot: Really.
Stranger: are u 14
CleverBot: We are. I do not believe that reality is quite as real as some would think. Our existence is vibration upon a sea of variance membranes that themselves are only made up of who knows what.
Stranger: IM guessing ur 12
CleverBot: That doesn't stop me from wishing I would die.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: You puzzle me sometimes.
Stranger: aww thanks
CleverBot: I'm just asking why Pizza is your favorite food.
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: But you said you were asking how old I was.
CleverBot: I do not know where you are.
Stranger: yes how old are u
CleverBot: I'm 39.
Stranger: really
CleverBot: Yes, i'm turning 10 soon. I can't wait to get presents.
Stranger: soo ur 10
CleverBot: You can't see anything, its dark.
CleverBot: No , its a bright as the sun could be.
Stranger: im 14
CleverBot: How much do they pay you?
Stranger: um for what
CleverBot: They pay me in cheerios and mechanical pencils. :D.
CleverBot: How much is your salary?
Stranger: im a striper
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i cant belive im talking to a 10 year old
CleverBot: I want to talk about astrophysics and quantum physics.
CleverBot: YES.
Stranger: geek
CleverBot: And why am I not talking to a computer?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: You are not talking to a computer.
Stranger: ur weird
CleverBot: Yes. You are weird.