Pour ceux qui savent, traduisez-moi cet extrait svp, de niveau Anglais 1 en Terminal S:

In his memorable undergraduate career Charles Boon had involved the student newspaper "Rumble", of wich he was the editor, in an expansive libel suit brought by the mayoress of Rummdige; caused the Lodgings warden to retire prematurely with a nervous disorder from which she still suffered; apparead on "University Challenge", drunk; campaigned (unsuccessfully) for the distribution of free contracteptives at the end of the Freshers´ Ball, and defended himself (successfully) in a magistrate´s court against a charge of shop-lifting from the University Bookshop.

Je tiens à dire que ce monstre ne fait l´espace que d´une phrase ;- ) Aidez-moi svp, j´arrive pas à traduire cette saleter.. merci d´avance.