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jarive pa a paser la plage

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:18:24

euh à la fin, c´est pas 3, mais 2, parce que 3 est mort ^^

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:26:18

_green leader to all bombers, check your plane
_(1 à 19) everything is in order sir!
_are you ready to take off unit?
_SIR YES SIR!
_take off now! follow me, square fromation
_ok
_8 to all, 8 to all i saw the boulay army, prepare to fight
_hey guys, here is red leader, i´ve 34 fighters with me
_ok, protect us, we´ll try to shoot them!
_yeah, let´s go!

_here is 13 of the groudn forces, if someone can here me, please come! there are boulay everywhere!
_i´m green leader, i´m coming with 19 bombers, an heli is comign to take you to the base! it will be there in a few
_ok but quick, i´m low on ammo

  • gros bombardement*

_oh my god! they´ve got AA canon! beware green squadron
_sir yes sir

  • bruit des énormes canon flak, et des tirs de DCA*

_here is green leader, 3 to 14 come back to base, wee´ll need you in the future and *BAAAAM* oh dear! i´m hint, i hope i´ll see you in a better pla*BOAAM*
_here is 3 of ground forces, i´m hint too! please help and arghhhhhh
_red leader to green and red quadron, back to base! back to base! i repeat, red and green squadron, back to base, back to base

Victoire des boulay... encore...

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:27:05

lol de lol le con!

mdr...

bon, dsl je tapais mon roman moi là lol

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:37:11

ok je continue :

Leader : The bomb is planted, i repeat the bomb is planted
Rifleman : ok... *glom* i hope they won´t be too much... ( pas bcp, je suis plus sur lol)
Machine Gunner : Here is 5, i see them! GRENADE! *BAAM* hey hey i killed 6 of them... oh my god! there are 18 new boulays! *bruit de para de CS S*
Leader : guys... we may not escape from this shitty building...
Gunman : we know, it´s why we came with you leader!
Leader : The bomb will explode in 20 seconds
Machine Gunner : HELP! HELP! arghhhhhhh noooooo!!!! arghhhh
Leader : shit 5 is down... guys, stay here, ill try to keep them in the entrance!
rifleman : I come with you!
Leader : no stay here, i can´t escape...
3 secondes plus tard

  • mitraillette*
  • BAM*

Leader : cya guys!

  • tuuuuuu*

Rifleman : fuck 1 is down! 1 is down, this is 2, takign command, i repeat, this 2, taking command
rifleman : ok... we just have 15 seconds, go out from here and try to kill these shitty boulays!
all : YEAH!!!!

  • combat intense, censuré, la censure ne laissant pas passé les os émmieté et la peau hachée*
  • sur la bombe : 5, 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 BOOM! this is a joke!*
[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:38:15

mais il y avait du C4 dans la bombe, donc quelqu´un peut revenir et mettre un détonateur ^^ héhé

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:43:12

:up:

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 18:55:10

2: this is 2, everyone, back in the bomb room

  • tirs*

all :ok sir

  • tirs*

2: ok everyone, does anyone have a grenade?
all : negative sir
2: shit! we must wait for the boulet here, kill one of them and take him a grenade!
5:wo! it´s impossible!
2: it´s possible, you´ll see

B1: Green Leader to bomber leader, Green Leader to Bomer Leader, can your hear me?
2 : yeah, 1 is down!
B1 : where are you exactly? we´ll send you an heli and destroy the building!
2 : ok, we are at the first floor, near the gaz canalizations
B1 : ok...

  • combat*

B1 : 2 are you still here? heli2 is in front of the building! get out there! quick
2 : o ok... it will be hard, but it´s possible!

  • combat*

3 : warning! they´ve got a machine gun!
2 : shit, shoot him!

  • combats*

5: ok we managed to get out! heli2! you can ( atterir, trou de mémoire)
Heli: ok but, one of thme has got a Rocket laucher shoot him! quick *BAOUM* i´ve got a parahute, i´ll help you! but we can´t escape
2:shit, B1, you can destroy the target...
B1:ok... oh i forgot, i´ve an atomic bomb in my ship... i´m going to use it
2:ok... guys... i think we heard the same thing...
4:yes...
Heli:o ok... we should try to resist instead of being transformed in boulays
B1: Atomic bomb is lauched... good luck guys!
2: hey look! a metal door! it may be a bunker, get in quick!

to be continued

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 19:10:59

:up:

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 19:24:57

:up: kétufou badlink?

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:14:45

The last soldier managed to escape... He´s alone now...
He found an anti-radiatiosn combinaison, took it and got out... It seems like that the boulays has been killed by the atomic explosion
1:Here is 1, is there somebody here? in this shitty place? i repeat, is there somebody here?
? ?? : Hey! I can hear you, where are you, I may be able to help ya!
1 : Pheww... who are you? and where are you?
? ?? : I´m a soldier... I fighted against boulay years ´n´ years ago... Call me Snake... It was my nick in those days.
1: ok Snake, i´m near the destroyed building, which it was destroyed by an atomic explosion...
Snake : ok i´m... behind you
1 : argh!
Snake : What? sorry if i frightened you...
1: no it´s ok... after this battle...
Snake: nice combinaison... i think you found it in the ancent bunker...
1 :Yes! how can you know that?!

  • Snake sort un katana*

Snake : Guess!

to be continued

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:26:22

Snake : are you ready to die?
1 : i´ve got a question for you
Snake : What?! Your last ( volonté)
1 : Yes, can you cut your combinaison with your katana?
Snake : yes! of course! look

  • coupe un morceau de sa combi avec son katana*

1 : you really are a boulay...
Snake : *gémissements* *suffoque* *s´écroule avec plei nde boutons partout ^^*
1 : what a boulay!
1: one to base, one to base! can you receive me?
1 thinks : fuck... the radiation must ( brouillent) the communications

  • silence radio toujours*

? ?? : base to 1 base to 1...
1 : base can you send me an heli
? ?? : sorry i don´t know how to use an heli
1 : what?
? ?? : have you got a modern kind of combinaison?
1 : doh fuckin´ boulay...

  • 1 coupe les communications*

1 part vers uen grotte, d´après le compteur geiger intégré à sa combi, les radiatiosn y sont minimes... ils ne risquent rien à moins d´y être exposé plsu de 3 semaines
Il réussi à bloquer l´entrée grâce à beaucoup de rocher...
Il se retourn, allume sa lampe et voit...

to be continued

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:27:43

bof lol...

avec badlink ca allait mieux :p)

sinon, comme le soldat est tout seul, il devient 1

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:28:31

badlink t´as MSN? mon MSN/mail/AIM c´est CyBS43(at)aol.com

remplacer ( at) par @

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:30:38

lol :)

et il voit...

to be continued :rire:

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:44:16

euh jai posté un truc 5 minutes avant lol...

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:45:17

quo qu´on peut mettre surgit un humain controlé par un crabe et mettre la suite ^^

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:57:46

just then, pol boss said : errh... nothing lol
pol-boss died
1 : ok guy, launch your grenade in this band of boulay!
? ?? : ok!

  • BAM*

boulay : aie bobo to the head... my head is pas of tipe modern!
1 : what a stupid boulay... *pan! il l´acheve d´une balle de 18 mm entre les 2 yeux*
? ?? : ok, i think we are at 10 km from the issue!
1 : Nice! i hope we´ll join some soldiers

  • un peu plsu tard*

? ?? : yeah we manage to get out!
1 : oh no
? ?? : what?
1 : look here!
? ?? : oh dear... *look at the sky* please help us...

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 20:58:56

? ?? je pense dir qui c´est plus tard ( allusion à HL²)

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 21:00:04

trop tard bibi...

[CyBS-_43[
[CyBS-_43[
Niveau 10
29 mai 2005 à 21:06:58

on la fait qua 2 lhistoire, NAH!

alors donc

Suddenly, a dorsal reactor appears o nthe back of 1! he was able to fly! then, he take ? ?? and go to the coast
1 : are you ok?
? ?? : of course! god is with us!

  • quelques minutes plus tard*

1 : look! a village! there´s a fight!
? ?? : i see boulays on the border of the village...
1 : the villagers must be fighting....
Ils attérissent et là ? ?? voit une église
? ?? : Amazing! A church! I´ll make some priers for you... Fight with them
1 : yes but, who are you?
? ?? : I´m the Father Groggyry
1 : i understand now...

  • 1 join the civilians who are fighting for their lives*

to be continued

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