té trop fort lapetitmachin continu
té paro sont trop marrante

xiahou yuan brise la manette en ptits morceaux et se casse en faisant le doigt d´honneur à toute la salle "

ser pas plutot jean bernard

o boulo jo nn va si continu stp

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passe moi le lien ou tu l as trouveer stp

je conniser mais j avai perdu le lien

mdr comme de par hasarement

c un peu mal fai ton truc

bande de perver

EXPLDR la paro !

bataille pour les toilettes

liu bei se réveille

liu bei: ouaaah... bien dormi moi... bon je vais faire un petit tour aux wc...
il arrive et essaie d´ouvrir la porte
xiahou yuan: OCCUPER!
liu bei: ok...
sun shang xian: euh... tu dois aussi aller aux toilettes?
liu bei: oui pourquoi?
sun shang xian: ah je peux passer avant? parce que j´ai euh...
liu bei: t´as quoi?
ssx: un truc que les filles elles ont et que les mecs ont pas.
liu bei: ? ?? connais pas!
ssx: T´ES CON OU QUOI J´AI LES RÊGLES ALORS... oups
tout le monde:
ssx: euh... hihi euh... ben... je peux aller avant toi?
sun ce: moi aussi j´ai besoin d´aller pisser
liu bei: ben tu fais la queu!
zhang fei: toilettes
liu bei: tu dois aussi aller pisser?
zhang fei: non... raser barbe!
xiahou yuan sors des toilettes.
xiahou yuan: au cas ou j´ai pas tirer l´eau
liu bei: bah pourquoi?
xiahou yuan: rien que pour vous faire chier mouahaha
liu bei: bon ben euh... entre ssx...
ssx entre.
ssx: quel con se xiahou yuan... bon tirons la chasse... ouaou il a dû avoir mal au cul pour sortir un truc pareil... bon ou ai-je mis la souri
soudain, zhang he arrive en gueulent
zhang he: LAISSEZ MOI PASSER VITE!
il fait éjecter tout le monde, défonce la porte et la remet en vitesse.
ssx: tu fous quoi là s´est occupé
zhang he: s´est trop urgeeent!
il balance ssx par la fenetre
zhang he: ouf... vite au boulot! je dois m´enlever se petit bouton sur le front... pince... écarteur... pession... s´est une opération bien délicate... mince le bouton risque de sauter se qui ferra une horrible marque. vite vite vite pince... ciseau... gaz... voilà 1ère partie finie... maintenant y faut mettre se super produit et pendant que sa sèche je vais me laver 3x les dents, m´écurer 5 ou 6 fois les ongles pui sles limer un peu, me laver une 10aine de foi les mains pui sme paigner avec mes 4 brosses différentes.
1h plus tard
tous: PUT1 ZHANG HE TU FAIS QUOI!!!
zhang he: encore un petit moment donné à ma beauté et vous pourrez tous alleger vos besoins. bon le produit à secher... maintenant faut que je l´enlève avec un linge chaud... voiiilà. et maintenant je vais me doucher.
1h plus tard, zhang he s´était douché.
zhang he: maintenant je vais sêcher mes cheveux ( l´un après l´autre évidamment)
1h plus tard...
zhang he: et j´ai plu qu´à les repeigner. et tien je vais encore me laver 2fois els dents avant d´aller manger...
45minutes plus tard... ( puisqu´il brosse une dent après l´autre)
zhang he: aaah je me sens propre.
il sors de la salle de bain et se fait bastonner grave par tt le monde
zhang he: arrêtez! la laideur du combat vous envahi! aïe. ouïe allons calmez vous... ne laissez pas vôtre coeur être envahi par... ouïe... mais... aïe VOUS ALLEZ VOUS CALMER BANDE DE MOCHE?!?
tous: il a dit quoi le zhang he?
zhang he: non... la laideur de mes mots est une bêtise impardonnable... pardonne moi, ô beauté pure
voix qui vient d´un autre monde: s´est bon t´es pardonné, mon petit. allez va te refaire une beauté.
zhang he: merci bon maintenant je vais me refaire une beauté.
il se renferme dans la salle de bain
liu bei: je sui spartagé entre... l´étonnement et la colère...
sun ce. t´es peut-être étonnament en colère...
zhang fei: baston
liu bei: euh... et on va pisser ou nous?
sun ce: ben tien moi je vais pisser derrière les cocotiers... après tout si on a un zizi s´est pour s´en servir...
liu bei: euh... pourquoi pas...

mdr !

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