Dave Lizewski: "I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows. You think that one eccentric loner would've made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who fantasized about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives we all wanna be a superhero."
Mindy Macready: "Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch."
Colonel Stars and Stripes: "Yeah there's a dog on your balls!"
Dave Lizewski: "When Mindy left, that's when I finally understood where my life was going. Just like it had to eventually happen, that real people would try to be superheroes, eventually it had to end too. Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason. It's because the real world needs real heroes, and not some punk in a wetsuit playing dress-up, but a genuine badass who can really kick ass."
Voilà, ce sont principalement mes préférées, mais en réalité, il y en a tellement, je pourrai pas tous les mettre !