Friggin In The Riggin Lyrics
Artist(Band):Sex Pistols
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn´t fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin´ in the riggin´
Friggin´ in the riggin´
Friggin´ in the riggin´
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he´d play
On his fuckin´ organ
The first mate´s name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin´ nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain´s wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found ´er sexual quarters